Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston’s nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their name wasn’t Jennifer Aniston.
“I’ll see about this,” Jennifer said. She quickly turned to her assistant. “Ice me.”
“But, miss-”
“I SAID, ‘ICE ME!’”
Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples were primed like rockets in a missile silo. She motioned for her driver to stop near a pack of paparazzi. Jessica Alba, Rihanna: a day of reckoning is upon thee.
Jennifer Aniston exited the vehicle and immediately began pointing at objects with almost laser-guided precision. Inside her head a maniacal, yet genius, monologue ensued:
“Is that a rock? Now it’s a rock being pointed at by my nipples. What are you drinking? A latte? Now it’s a latte being pointed at by my nipples. Say, is that a bird?”
And then it happened: Jennifer Aniston’s assistant, clearly gone suicidal, attempted to block the nipples with her purse. Her body would later be found in a sand dune on a Mexican beach. The police deduced the culprit’s identity by the two punctures wound in the back, but who would dare prosecute? Anyone worth their badge knew you didn’t go after the nipples. Not in this town. Not in any town…
Tits are good (are they fake?) but she’s still a butter face.
Glorp?
GLORP??
glorp…
@51
yer probly a deep-fryer oil face
Nipple-shmipple…I like the ass shot in pic 4.
@44
I’ll be at Seacrets saturday night. Wear a red top and white headband. I’ll bring the rope
Omg this is one of the funniest post you have posted
Her chest looks so damaged from the sun… She’s still incredibly beautiful and I’ll never understand why Brad would leave her for Angelina…. But she’s starting to look her age now. Or maybe it’s all that running around with John Mayer that got her looking a little weary and tired
I don’t think those are nipples. Considering the condition of her skin, those are probably warts.
Americans PRUDISH?
well…………………………………………a little bit, yeah you’re right!!
Why do these famous celebs continue to wear see-through shirts or no bras??? she definitley needs to get some Nippies by Bristols 6…..get a fun print, or a skin tone style! Who cares?! She just needs to get them NOW!!!! Go to http://www.bristols6.com to see the styles!
You gays and jealous girls can say what you want. I’d bang the anal glands outta that. Great Caesar’s ghost, what a bod. Damn!
Shouldn’t these pictures of Chris Robinson be with the Kate Hudson story?
you know what kicks the ass of talkin about nipples?
A RACE HATE ARGUMENT! YUSSSS!
wait – thats what we do here, right?
Sorry you homos and fat sows, you can’t make us believe that she is ugly
Well, the best thing I can say about her is that she’s trying.
She trying real damn hard.
i don’t get it. if she’s gonna go commando on the top floor, can’t she just save us the unsightly panty lines and go commando in the basement? those underwear just killed it.
Her nips have always stood at attention. This is new?
Sad that those tits come attached to such a needy bitch.
Still, she has VERY NICE LEGS!!!!
Sure would like to suck on them.. She would make any man happy
Sure would like to suck on them.. She would make any man happy
They say Miss Anniston Is a “SIZE Queen”…she loves to be stuffed and stretched by BIG ones. Supposedly that’s what Mr. Mayer gives her. Well, I have the utmost confidence that I would leave her holes throbbing after I got done opening her up good WIDE and DEEP!!! It would be a TOTAL F#%K FEST!!! And those nipples would just be ripe for sucking on while the plowing was taking place!!!
They say Miss Anniston Is a “SIZE Queen”…she loves to be stuffed and stretched by BIG ones. Supposedly that’s what Mr. Mayer gives her. Well, I have the utmost confidence that I would leave her holes throbbing after I got done opening her up good WIDE and DEEP!!! It would be a TOTAL F#%K FEST!!! And those nipples would just be ripe for sucking on while the plowing was taking place!!!