Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

March 18th, 2008 // 90 Comments

Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’s melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I’m talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I’d probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let’s get freaky.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Thanks Fish dude. I don’t know why deacon jones says all those things about you.

  2. quackymd

    Yummy she is so freak’n hot. F*** all those people that say first.

  3. havoc

    YES

    YES

    FUCK YES

    THANK YOU……..

    .

  4. jules

    is it me or does she look like she had work done? her face is plump especially around the cheeks. she doesn’t look like mick jagger anymore

  5. M

    nice legs!

  6. Captain-Insano

    Why the fuck is this site not reporting the Kirsten Davis sex tape? It is certainyl more interesting than this shit or whats his name that got a DUI. Useless fucking site this one.

  7. Geenar

    im sure shes had work donr.
    lips? cheeks?
    Either way.. id rag that until the cows come home..

  8. Govt Cheese

    Damn I went to EASTERN MICHIGAN, why is she wearing Central Michigan pants? As if I did not hate her enough, no wonder Brad Pitt dumped her!

  9. Sam

    I guarantee you Ashley Dupre is a better lay.

  10. ph7

    Looking old, old, old.

  11. Randal

    It’s nice to see Jennifer Aniston still making the headlines, especially after her break up with Brad. I’m not sure she’s ever really recovered from all that’s happened.

    Regardless, she’s looking as good as she ever did. Growing up with her during all the years she was on Friends certainly played a part in wanting her to do well for herself.

    Perhaps one day we’ll all get to share and see her once a week as we used to when Friends was still the number one show on Thursday nights.

    We all miss you Jennifer!

    Be well and take care,

    Randal

  12. Jackie Blue

    I did not recognize Jennifer at first because she had some work done on her face. She looks different in a weird way.

  13. Bob

    There’s something vastly different about her face.

  14. David

    By whose definition would those be considered short shorts?

  15. Auntie Kryst

    No signs of impetigo on this one.

  16. eastcoastgirl

    She has always been such a classy and beautiful lady. Brad Pitt is a fool.

  17. NY Ted

    Considering some of the trailer-trash harlots that Fish posts on this site…It is very refreshing to see the typical American girl next door look with Jenny A!

    I could almost spend the rest of my life with a girl like her.

    I did say “almost”…!

  18. nipolian

    “We all miss you Jennifer!”

    Randal….Some people (you) should never use the word “we” when commenting on sites like this. Don’t ever fucking speak for the masses again……Understand?

  19. Me

    She is slowly start to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein!

  20. Dr. Fill

    Still no long-term guy. Still no kids. Diagnosis: selfish whiner.

  21. Amy

    Fire up Chips:-p

  22. No you da ho

    I’m from the potato state, thanks for all the glory today

  23. Lindsay

    Those really aren’t that short…

  24. Bob

    CMU … WTF – Mich. State for life…

  25. Sidney

    #16

    Brad wanted to start a family and Jennifer did not. Jennifer was probably worried that she would lose her freedom and figure having babies. Now Brad has his family and Jennifer has her freedom, figure, and no Brad.

  26. edamame

    I concur….she’s definitely had some WORK done!
    I wonder if she and her pal Coco use the same doc? Courteney’s work is obvious, too. But neither of them have gone over the top, as of yet.

    I hope they never get to the Priscilla Presley level. It must really suck not to be able to move your top lip or cheeks. YIKES.

  27. aeuwave

    if she hasn’t had work done, she takes care of herself. did you notice the ring too? it is probably just for the movie, though… it would be creepy to think she still wears her wedding ring.

  28. Sally

    Imagine how many conversations her friends suffered through as she slowly decided to have some plastic surgery. I’m guessing it was the topic of conversation at least 80% of the time for the past 3 years. Her friends got through it only by saying to themselves, well at least she’s not talking -directly – about Brad…

  29. shannonmc

    She had her lips plumped…that’s what’s different and it looks ridiculous. Sell out.

  30. stephanie

    Possibly the lips were done… but really, I think she had cheek injections. When she was younger (but not way young), she had a pretty full face. If you recall, she usually has a very defined face… kind of boxy. You can usually see the definition in her face and especially her jawline. She definitely had cheek implants/injections of some sort.

  31. Nicky

    She definitly had the lips done. Very subtle though. I should know. Had mine done too!!

  32. actually

    no, she has put on a bit of weight, this is how she used to look when she was younger, it makes her look normal now

  33. the state of idaho is all “I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK! *swoon*”

  34. Spicegurl

    I had to look at all of the photos as I wasn’t sure if it was her or not – she looks really different and I can’t work out why – maybe she’s had her nose done. Still looking good though!

  35. ix

    #4 I was thinking the same thing… she looks… plastic-ie

  36. chipgirl

    Hey! I went to CMU!
    That’s pretty random that she’s wearing those shorts.
    She looks great though.

  37. amberstarr82

    Yay!! Fire up Chips!!! She’s wearing the shorts because the film is based on a writer that graduated from Central.

  38. lisa

    She is so gorgeous. But I am very curious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named

    ” Celeb Mingle . com”.. What is she looking for there?

  39. gotmilk?

    i’ve seen shorter shorts on 12 year old whores at the mall.

    32, when she was much younger, she also had a different nose.

    Randal, i for one do NOT miss her or that fucking moronic show she was on.

  40. stephanie

    well ‘acutally’ she sure isn’t showing the weight gain in her body. I still think she has injections of some sort… fuller face=younger looking. People get it done all the time.

  41. Stacy

    What the fuck has she done to herself? Why do pretty women insist on getting plastic surgery? She looks fucked up!

  42. aqua2

    You can all sit here and criticize her all you want but she got millions of dollars in her pocket. She was paid millions to be in Friends and those movies because she is moronic and if you are too smart, how much are you making and what you do?
    Those who are sided with Brad and Angie, ask them to adopt your sons or daughters and Angie is in United Nation perhaps she can provide you some food stamps ?
    Everyone has their own lives, you are not in their shoes to know exactly what is going on. So just sit and watch and shut up, mind your own business.

  43. tal

    she had her face done!!!! NOTICE FOR EXAMPLE..NO LONGER THAT SQUARE JAW THAT SHE USED TO HAVE!!! IT IS GONE.ALSO CHEEKS LOOK PLUMPED.EYES A BIT DIFFERENT.SHE HAD LOTS OF WORK DONE!!!!!!!!

  44. Dee

    What the hell did she do to her face?!?!?!

  45. me

    WHOA– her face is DEFINITELY different– in a bad way. Her cheeks look really full, like she just got her wisdom teeth removed and she’s recovering. What did she do to herself????

  46. Sarah H

    Go, FIRE UP CHIPS!

    I graduated in 2006..how I miss the CMU attire!

  47. ick

    Ick, what did she do to her face? She looks gruesome.

  48. Hollywood Gal

    She’s DEFINITELY had something done. this shouldn’t be a surprise being that she’s had at least 3 nose jobs already. not much left on her that is real.

  49. PrettyPinkPonies

    She looks exactly the same, you’re all insane

  50. Melissa

    It was hard to recognize her. She had a *looot* done. Her jaws look different, her lips look like they should *not* be on her *face*, her cheeks and eyes are different too.
    #9, I can guarantee that as well.

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