Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

March 18th, 2008 // 90 Comments

Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’s melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I’m talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I’d probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let’s get freaky.

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Comments (90)

  1. Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Thanks Fish dude. I don’t know why deacon jones says all those things about you.

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  2. quackymd | March 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Yummy she is so freak’n hot. F*** all those people that say first.

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  3. havoc | March 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    YES

    YES

    FUCK YES

    THANK YOU……..

    .

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  4. jules | March 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    is it me or does she look like she had work done? her face is plump especially around the cheeks. she doesn’t look like mick jagger anymore

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  5. M | March 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    nice legs!

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  6. Captain-Insano | March 18, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Why the fuck is this site not reporting the Kirsten Davis sex tape? It is certainyl more interesting than this shit or whats his name that got a DUI. Useless fucking site this one.

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  7. Geenar | March 18, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    im sure shes had work donr.
    lips? cheeks?
    Either way.. id rag that until the cows come home..

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  8. Govt Cheese | March 18, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Damn I went to EASTERN MICHIGAN, why is she wearing Central Michigan pants? As if I did not hate her enough, no wonder Brad Pitt dumped her!

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  9. Sam | March 18, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I guarantee you Ashley Dupre is a better lay.

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  10. ph7 | March 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Looking old, old, old.

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  11. Randal | March 18, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    It’s nice to see Jennifer Aniston still making the headlines, especially after her break up with Brad. I’m not sure she’s ever really recovered from all that’s happened.

    Regardless, she’s looking as good as she ever did. Growing up with her during all the years she was on Friends certainly played a part in wanting her to do well for herself.

    Perhaps one day we’ll all get to share and see her once a week as we used to when Friends was still the number one show on Thursday nights.

    We all miss you Jennifer!

    Be well and take care,

    Randal

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  12. Jackie Blue | March 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    I did not recognize Jennifer at first because she had some work done on her face. She looks different in a weird way.

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  13. Bob | March 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    There’s something vastly different about her face.

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  14. David | March 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    By whose definition would those be considered short shorts?

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  15. Auntie Kryst | March 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    No signs of impetigo on this one.

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  16. eastcoastgirl | March 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    She has always been such a classy and beautiful lady. Brad Pitt is a fool.

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  17. NY Ted | March 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Considering some of the trailer-trash harlots that Fish posts on this site…It is very refreshing to see the typical American girl next door look with Jenny A!

    I could almost spend the rest of my life with a girl like her.

    I did say “almost”…!

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  18. nipolian | March 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    “We all miss you Jennifer!”

    Randal….Some people (you) should never use the word “we” when commenting on sites like this. Don’t ever fucking speak for the masses again……Understand?

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  19. Me | March 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    She is slowly start to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein!

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  20. Dr. Fill | March 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Still no long-term guy. Still no kids. Diagnosis: selfish whiner.

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  21. Amy | March 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Fire up Chips:-p

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  22. No you da ho | March 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    I’m from the potato state, thanks for all the glory today

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  23. Lindsay | March 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Those really aren’t that short…

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  24. Bob | March 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    CMU … WTF – Mich. State for life…

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  25. Sidney | March 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    #16

    Brad wanted to start a family and Jennifer did not. Jennifer was probably worried that she would lose her freedom and figure having babies. Now Brad has his family and Jennifer has her freedom, figure, and no Brad.

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  26. edamame | March 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    I concur….she’s definitely had some WORK done!
    I wonder if she and her pal Coco use the same doc? Courteney’s work is obvious, too. But neither of them have gone over the top, as of yet.

    I hope they never get to the Priscilla Presley level. It must really suck not to be able to move your top lip or cheeks. YIKES.

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  27. aeuwave | March 18, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    if she hasn’t had work done, she takes care of herself. did you notice the ring too? it is probably just for the movie, though… it would be creepy to think she still wears her wedding ring.

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  28. Sally | March 18, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Imagine how many conversations her friends suffered through as she slowly decided to have some plastic surgery. I’m guessing it was the topic of conversation at least 80% of the time for the past 3 years. Her friends got through it only by saying to themselves, well at least she’s not talking -directly – about Brad…

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  29. shannonmc | March 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    She had her lips plumped…that’s what’s different and it looks ridiculous. Sell out.

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  30. stephanie | March 18, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Possibly the lips were done… but really, I think she had cheek injections. When she was younger (but not way young), she had a pretty full face. If you recall, she usually has a very defined face… kind of boxy. You can usually see the definition in her face and especially her jawline. She definitely had cheek implants/injections of some sort.

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  31. Nicky | March 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    She definitly had the lips done. Very subtle though. I should know. Had mine done too!!

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  32. actually | March 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    no, she has put on a bit of weight, this is how she used to look when she was younger, it makes her look normal now

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  33. oakling | March 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    the state of idaho is all “I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK! *swoon*”

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  34. Spicegurl | March 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    I had to look at all of the photos as I wasn’t sure if it was her or not – she looks really different and I can’t work out why – maybe she’s had her nose done. Still looking good though!

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  35. ix | March 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    #4 I was thinking the same thing… she looks… plastic-ie

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  36. chipgirl | March 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Hey! I went to CMU!
    That’s pretty random that she’s wearing those shorts.
    She looks great though.

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  37. amberstarr82 | March 18, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Yay!! Fire up Chips!!! She’s wearing the shorts because the film is based on a writer that graduated from Central.

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  38. lisa | March 18, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    She is so gorgeous. But I am very curious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named

    ” Celeb Mingle . com”.. What is she looking for there?

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  39. gotmilk? | March 18, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    i’ve seen shorter shorts on 12 year old whores at the mall.

    32, when she was much younger, she also had a different nose.

    Randal, i for one do NOT miss her or that fucking moronic show she was on.

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  40. stephanie | March 18, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    well ‘acutally’ she sure isn’t showing the weight gain in her body. I still think she has injections of some sort… fuller face=younger looking. People get it done all the time.

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  41. Stacy | March 18, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    What the fuck has she done to herself? Why do pretty women insist on getting plastic surgery? She looks fucked up!

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  42. aqua2 | March 18, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    You can all sit here and criticize her all you want but she got millions of dollars in her pocket. She was paid millions to be in Friends and those movies because she is moronic and if you are too smart, how much are you making and what you do?
    Those who are sided with Brad and Angie, ask them to adopt your sons or daughters and Angie is in United Nation perhaps she can provide you some food stamps ?
    Everyone has their own lives, you are not in their shoes to know exactly what is going on. So just sit and watch and shut up, mind your own business.

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  43. tal | March 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    she had her face done!!!! NOTICE FOR EXAMPLE..NO LONGER THAT SQUARE JAW THAT SHE USED TO HAVE!!! IT IS GONE.ALSO CHEEKS LOOK PLUMPED.EYES A BIT DIFFERENT.SHE HAD LOTS OF WORK DONE!!!!!!!!

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  44. Dee | March 18, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    What the hell did she do to her face?!?!?!

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  45. me | March 18, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    WHOA– her face is DEFINITELY different– in a bad way. Her cheeks look really full, like she just got her wisdom teeth removed and she’s recovering. What did she do to herself????

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  46. Sarah H | March 18, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Go, FIRE UP CHIPS!

    I graduated in 2006..how I miss the CMU attire!

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  47. ick | March 19, 2008 at 12:52 am

    Ick, what did she do to her face? She looks gruesome.

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  48. Hollywood Gal | March 19, 2008 at 1:03 am

    She’s DEFINITELY had something done. this shouldn’t be a surprise being that she’s had at least 3 nose jobs already. not much left on her that is real.

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  49. PrettyPinkPonies | March 19, 2008 at 1:27 am

    She looks exactly the same, you’re all insane

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  50. Melissa | March 19, 2008 at 2:13 am

    It was hard to recognize her. She had a *looot* done. Her jaws look different, her lips look like they should *not* be on her *face*, her cheeks and eyes are different too.
    #9, I can guarantee that as well.

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