Jennifer Aniston wears another bikini

September 29th, 2008 // 116 Comments

Jennifer Aniston continues her vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico, and she should probably start posing for the paparazzi because, damn, are they getting some unflattering shots. It’s almost as if the majority of Jennifer’s body is defying age except her stomach. Which obviously gave up and said “Hey, I wanna look like your grandpa.”

NOTE: Jennifer Aniston completely making my words a moot point here, and I’m pretty sure that’s the entrance to Narnia.

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  1. Palin Rules!!!

    When peoples….huh?

  2. Allison

    She’s still totally hot. To everyone who says she’s not: must be very bitter.

  3. wow

    she has the ugliest face of any leading actress in history! and she is 40,

    NEXT!

  4. ew

    i thought she got that nose fixed, guess not.

  5. AJ

    43

    Yes not wanting a child has a lot to do with being self absorbed. Jen did not want kids and Brad and Angelina do. Angelina became aware of the starvation of kids from third world countries and decided to do something about it and became a humanitarian. Angelina is a box office success and does not need to do humanitarian work to be famous. Angelina does humanitarian work because she is a giving person. You must hate humanitarians and I bet you are voting for McCain too.

  6. she is terrible

    45- i am looking at a big sausage nose, jay leno chin, tiny squinted , on top of each other, worried looking eyes, set on a wrinkled, thin lipped 40 year old frowning face.

    she is ugly, she is thin like the rest of hollywood, and i hate her “work”

  7. Lloyd Richard Wellington III

    Life is a beach for her

  8. Your Mother's Fart

    FIFTY-EIGHTH.

    My nads run around behind my back when i see pics of nowadays.

  9. HAHA

    HAHA # 34- that was tha best comment! eww & #24 shut tha fuck up u dryed up vagina. no one want ur moon crater of a pussy. ur waay conceited to say that about urself. go do grandma things, like knitting, & stop tryin to act younger, ur nothing but a wrinkly ol saggy labia with crows feet & stretch marks.

  10. SuperGRL

    #39 –

    You are a fucking loser.
    Let me guess…you’re single right? And if by some chance you are married… you probably had to PAY for her.
    And I actually don’t believe that you have a penis. if you did you wouldn’t be threatened by black man with large penises.

  11. MILFs & Cougars are GROSSSSSSS

    at #56- holy shit thats exactly wut i think of her!!!!! shes sooooo fucking ugly! im glad brad finally woke up from a 7 year nightmare & realized hes hott & needs to be with someone hott. like angelina. not jennifer. ughh shes revolting. & im not jus saying that cuz shes old. shes always been fuckin ugly as fuckity fuck.

  12. kerri

    #43
    how exactly do you know this? because you read it in a magazine? how do you know FOR A FACT that maybe she couldnt’ get pregnant you stupid idiot?? i am 33 and have been trying for two years to get pregnant with my husband with no luck – does that mean he should leave me for a skank that can have children? god you people make me sick. you know what? i am GLAD i haven’t had kids yet. who the hell wants to bring them into this disgusting world?
    and yeah – that SLUT stole brad away. just like she stole billy bob thorton from Laura Dern. she is a marriage wrecking WHORE and someday she is going to get hers.

  13. kerri

    and #60 – don’t even pay attention to that loser (#39). what he wrote is so disgusting and backward it doesn’t even deserve your comment (or this one).
    i feel sorry for his mother.

  14. MYLF

    #39
    Although the hot surfer dudes would love to have me, I prefer the successful mature men in their 40s.

    #59
    Cougars and MILF can be found at the gym working their tight hot bodies, enjoying their successful careers, or having incredible sex.

  15. cavy

    #55 AJ, having a child does not make someone less self absorbed or “better” than someone who chooses not to have a child (or someone who cannot have a biological child or the means to adopt) – in fact, many people with children can be incredibly selfish and self centered, while a childfree person can use their time and money for charitable causes. Having a child does not instantly turn someone into a Saint. I know quite a few parents that litter, do not make the time to do volunteer or think of others besides their own little circle, so you really can’t say that childfree/childless people are self absorbed. It goes both ways.

  16. Yacking away the old women rant, now they are wrinkled and can't

    I of #39 fame sound like an asshole but you do know that like it or not I am correct. Have you ever noticed that all the men’s magazines feature YOUNG attractive women rather than old hags?
    I have been married and trained both of my wives and cheated on both of them the entire time I was married. My second wife was only for sex and I cheated on her with a chick I met 2 weeks before I got married. And I did so with her the whole time and I still do.
    Women are only good for one thing. Ok two if they can cook well.
    Old women are good for NOTHING!

  17. Muffley

    That 10th picture, the “Narnia” one… Makes Heidi Montag look classy. There is even less excuse for that when you’re filthy rich and can afford a tanning bed in every room of your house. But now I’m kind of curious to see how much lower she can go. She’d better work that azz because it’s all she’s got. Facially she is turning into Barbara Streisand.

  18. ahha

    @ 66

    I know you are just trying to get a rise out of everyone but, I’ll bite. I totally disagree. Many older women are way hot and a lot more fun to be around than than many younger girls. I dated a 35 year old woman when I was 22 and we had awesome sex and she was extra hot because she was totally independent and had her own things going on. You don’t really find that in younger girls very often. Calling older women “hags” is just lame. But, from the sounds of it, you don’t really get women at all. You may be able to have sex with different girls but that doesn’t mean anything. You clearly have some kind of problem. Maybe your mother didn’t give you the love you needed and now you are mad at older women and grasping at sex because you just want to feel love. That is why marriage and affairs won’t do one bit of good for you. Let us all spend a moment feeling sorry for the poor, sad #66.

    Quit cheating on your wife, asshole. You have a problem, no need to fuck her up too.

  19. friendlyfires

    That one photo where Aniston is bent over the chair and her labia are clearly visible through the cloth – my penis jumped up through my pants, shouted,”Woo-Hoo!” and hugged the monitor for fifteen minutes. That it happened in the business center over at Kinko’s, made it all the more awkward. It’s so embarrassing, you can’t take this thing anywhere without it making a scene.

  20. Wayne

    #65

    I think you missed the point. If you are self absorbed (like Jen) then don’t have children because it will impact the children negatively. If you are self absorbed and have children then hopefully the children will have common sense and realize their parent(s) are selfish.

  21. Jules

    You can hide aging to a certain point-the hands and ankles should her old age. She seems very desperate to me. Why do she find the need to take these pictures, then leak them to the public. Do she need to advertise herself that bad? she seems so desperate and that makes her very ugly.

  22. Sue

    #62

    < >

    Only if you are a selfish bitch and horrible to live with.

    Adoption is a great option and Jen did not want children; end of story. Angelina and Brad adopted many children.

  23. Smith LJ

    She is a disgusting embarrassing hag. More importantly I would never go see any of her movies. She should take her money-get lost and don’t come back.

  24. Jennifer has a great bod. But I have to say she IS posing. Nobody eats all contorted and legs angled two miles away from your plate of food! People, these are what’s called “Eat your heart out” pics; which in some sad way make her seem desperate and shallow.

  25. isitin

    # 22, 26, 29 Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.

  26. Tim

    I don’t see a picture of BP or AJ up top so this thread is about Jen’s pathetic life. Why do Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie’s name come up in every Jennifer Aniston thread. Clearly some people need to move on with their lives. I think they have moved on with theirs.

  27. the_dude

    Man, Jennifer Aniston looks fantastic. She looks the same as she did 10 years ago on Friends. I wanted to fuck her then and I still do. I don’t really understand what is up with some of the moronic commentary I have read here and I feel like a bit of an idiot myself for reading it. Buck up, losers – those of you lucky enough to even be getting any pussy (and I’d say it’s a safe bet the most jaded of you morons are definitely NOT) would consider yourselves even more lucky to be getting pussy from a girl like Jennifer Aniston, and even MORE lucky from a 40-something like Jennifer Aniston. The effects of aging are undeniable but Jen is a good example of the small percentage of women who do a fine of job of fighting them. Take a walk outside today (scary, I know!) and make a list of how many people of ANY age look anywhere near as fuckable as Jennifer Aniston does in these extremely unflattering paparrazi photos, and get back to me.

  28. For Sure

    She is posing. Stupid don’t know this fake rubbish is not going to win fans. That’s why her movies are going to flop. She is dropping fans like crazy. I’ve lost all respect for her. If Paris Hilton or Britney Spears flash that much skin and crotch they would be put down left and right. This is slutty behavior and no more acceptable because it’s her. I think she is advertising her body to men. I guess her media team needs her picture out in the public to convince men to take them up on the offer when they phone around to find another man like they did with John Mayer and all the other men.

  29. Genevieve

    I heard she’s dating producer Louis Kestenbaum. Hope I look that good in a bikini when I’m her age!

  30. noneyobeezwax

    lousy lay, lousy lay

  31. J

    On the plus side, she has NO cellulite. NONE.

  32. SuperGRL

    #68 –

    I love you.

  33. hahaha AMERICA BLOWS

    Jennifer Aniston looks absolutely perfect in these paparazzi shots.

    No cellulite, BARELY ANY signs of aging, perfect skin tone, perfect EVERYTHING.
    For the dumb bitch in the previous comment referring to herself as a cougar/milf, indicating that Aniston needs to do more activites to look better, I’d like to ask you, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?” Honey, you need a wake-up call. I bet your spouse and ANY man would drop you in a second for Jennifer Aniston.

    She doesn’t need anymore activity, she should sunbathe all she wants. She eats like a normal human should, and notice the 6 pack of liter bottles of water. She’s a fucking healthy HOT smoking woman. Leave her the fuck alone.

    This is why America blows. Its apparent right here, in this article, in these comments. Our perception of beauty is so disgusting, it only gets worse, and it really saddens me. I am 20 years old and I would love to have that body. It’s natural, gorgeous, and perfect.

    But in America, natural is considered ugly for some reason. We like anorexia with watermelon implants and every bit of cosmetic surgery we can get. Or we just love teen girls 15-17. I fucking hate this country.

  34. ahha

    @82

    Just the facts but, thank you.

  35. immmers

    hahaha AMERICA BLOWS, perfect horseface is what. She could have Helen of Troy’s bod from the neck down and it wouldn’t erase her Sarah Jessica Parker face and flat hair.

    Yeah, natural all the way. You too can look like Mr. Ed!

    Seriously Jen Anistan’s agent, give it up. She ain’t hot because her face was stolen from the nearest corral (no wonder BP left her, he probably woke up early one morning and screamed), she’s had too much plastic surgery to be NATURAL, and if she keeps suntanning, she’ll be in grandmaville in about five minutes.

    Personally I can’t wait to see it. She always comes across as someone who thinks her shit doesn’t stink because she was on a hit sitcom… what was it, a decade ago?

  36. Spinna

    Gimme a break, she’s sitting down, hunching, almost all stomachs look like that then. She still looks great.

    Pic 10 is fckin’ epic, wallpaper material. Imagine pounding that sweet ass…

    Uhm why is she single again? She’s always single, strange.

  37. my comment

    What is she taking a vacation from?

  38. COUGARS are LAME

    #68 is SOOO written by a cougar-hag.

    Get over yourselves, moms should not try so hard to be fuckable it is ugly,

  39. she is the ugliest woman on tv

    83- OK everything minus her big nosed long chinned man face

  40. I think she looks amazing. Why do people keep bringing up age anyway? They don’t do that with actors – Johnny Depp, Robert Downey, Jr., Brad Pitt, George Clooney… Everyone knows they’re hot and age isn’t an issue. Jen’s gorgeous and has a body to die for.

    She’s worth a gazillion Lindsays, Britney’s, Lauren Conrads, Paris’, etc.

  41. ahha

    @ 88

    Nope, I’m a guy. Just not a stupid one. And by the way, don’t you get that is about feeling confident and sexy, not looking “fuckable.” And, by the way, that is a big part of what women of all ages would like to feel. It is perfectly natural for everyone to feel wanted (not just to be fucked), guys do it too, just in different ways.

  42. ahha

    oops, didn’t mean to put in the second “by the way” but I’m sure you get the point.

  43. American celebrities really like it, DOING NOTHING?
    (most important reason of the 700 bilion debt?)

  44. Clarice

    You people are out of your fucking minds. Her stomach is old and wrinkly? Jesus H Christ. What a bunch of pathetic losers. Get a fucking life.

  45. Jaybird

    #9-you must have freaked out in Iraq either get some medical attn or do us all a favor and go back to Iraq because that’s where you belong with your backward mentality…people like you are the reason the rest of the world hates the US.

  46. Tania

    STFU asswipe! Jennifer looks awesome and has a terrific figure! She doesn’t have a granny belly either. Go do something useful … Lame Ass …

  47. Wondering

    Her fans keep talking about her hot & awesome bod but if it is so HOT & AWESOME why is she being dumped again and again??? And another thing she was dumped by VV and John Mayer why are you jenniloonies still hating on Brad …. it’s JOHN MAYER you HAGS SHOULD be hating on already dumb bitches!!!

  48. cacee

    Over 40 hottie, oh please!
    Jennifer Aniston is hot. That’s all there is to it.
    But everybody looks more or less like that when they are sitting down and leaning forward. Unless you’re anorexic or just born a bag of bones. Which isn’t a healthy lifestyle to lead.
    Jennifer Aniston doesn’t like sweets. She is a yoga nut. You always see her with a bottle of water. For eight years on the Friends set, she ate salad every day. She exercises on vacation! Ellipticals is her thing for vacations. So healthy lifestyle? You betcha. Unflattering angles by paparazzi trying to sell a good story for more money so they can GET A LIFE? You betcha.
    Jennifer Aniston is one of the hottest women on earth. You want to be jealous, be jealous. Just don’t put her down when the evidence speaks against you. There’s not a woman on earth who wishes she didn’t Jennifer Aniston’s body.

  49. cacee

    Over 40 hottie, oh please!
    Jennifer Aniston is hot. That’s all there is to it.
    But everybody looks more or less like that when they are sitting down and leaning forward. Unless you’re anorexic or just born a bag of bones. Which isn’t a healthy lifestyle to lead.
    Jennifer Aniston doesn’t like sweets. She is a yoga nut. You always see her with a bottle of water. For eight years on the Friends set, she ate salad every day. She exercises on vacation! Ellipticals is her thing for vacations. So healthy lifestyle? You betcha. Unflattering angles by paparazzi trying to sell a good story for more money so they can GET A LIFE? You betcha.
    Jennifer Aniston is one of the hottest women on earth. You want to be jealous, be jealous. Just don’t put her down when the evidence speaks against you. There’s not a woman on earth who wishes she didn’t have Jennifer Aniston’s body.

  50. Arthur Paige

    I think that as long as Jennifer Aniston breaths a breath of air that we’ll all be wanting to see her in a bikini. I for one know I will !!

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