Jennifer Aniston wears another bikini

September 29th, 2008 // 116 Comments

Jennifer Aniston continues her vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico, and she should probably start posing for the paparazzi because, damn, are they getting some unflattering shots. It’s almost as if the majority of Jennifer’s body is defying age except her stomach. Which obviously gave up and said “Hey, I wanna look like your grandpa.”

NOTE: Jennifer Aniston completely making my words a moot point here, and I’m pretty sure that’s the entrance to Narnia.

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  1. There's no business like show business

    There’s no business like show business, you stupid mindless brain-dead white sheeple.

  2. BigJim

    Penis goes here: ()

  3. Brett

    Her time is over.

    What guy would possibly want this old fart now? Her biological clock is ticking off and she’ll be dry inside soon.

    She was too stupid to not let herself knock up by brad back then when she had the chance.

  4. p911gt10c

    ok ‘Fish, I think you’ve reached your quota of “ugly girl in a bikini” shots for the week. Time to move on.

  5. marina

    She is always lonely…

  6. can she please borrow a cup of ass from J-lo or Kim or one of those over-assed gurls? This is like looking at a couple of strings of spaghetti.

  7. She doesn’t look so bad? Seriously, if anyone has seen any of my previous posts and knows how fucking harsh I am, this may be a surprise. But yeah, the stomach is getting mighty fucking wrinkly and gramma-like. It ain’t good. There’s been worse, but Geezus is she getting there!

    And she does not look good without make up. Yikes! She seriously looks like a fucking man. Ugh! Look away!!! And can someone tell me what in the hell I’m looking at in the “Narnia” shot mentioned above? I don’t know what the fuck that even is!

  8. Dilbo Baggins

    These are not safe for work!!! Where is the star to cover up her vagina?

  9. You jerk offs would hit it if you had the chance. Not that you ever will though. Nobody can go through life looking like they did in their 20′s. Get over it.

    That is a crappy looking beach. but, what do you expect from mexico. I would rather go back to Iraq than mexico. F-ing 3rd world shit-hole is what it is.

  10. Id love to introduce her to a u-shape toy….

  11. morga

    Per Sarah Palin: Drill, baby, drill

  12. Mia

    What a sad lonely boring life. I love going to the beach to body surf and boogie board and then relax in the sun to dry off. But to just sit in the sun for hours trying to get tanned is boring.

  13. Mo

    #3

    You guys try to act shallow but deep down inside you all know if Jennifer was interested in you then you would be thrilled.

  14. Ted from LA

    Her tummy would probably be tighter if she had a JOB. I find it difficult to stay in shape sitting by the pool or on the beach and drinking day in and day out. Just because you’re wealthy doesn’t mean you don’t need to do anything constructive. Jen, GET A FUCKIN’ JOB. It might even rid you of your shitty outlook on life. Work for about 8 months and THEN take a FUCKIN’ vacation. Life is not meant to be a permanent vacation. You might even meet a man who is willing to put up with your shit. Lastly and most importantly, the TV show Friends, which made you a wealthy woman, was a complete piece of shit.

  15. frankinSloth

    Superfish…. you’re fucking nuts…
    that woman is blazing hot!!! even the so called ‘unflattering’ ones

  16. Doggy Style

    That bent over shot is spectacular.

  17. Jo

    oh please…for her age she looks pretty good, I know most of you all can’t say that and we all look better with makeup than without….can you picture Angelina in a bathing suit…she’ll look far worst and her butt is wayyyy flat…..

  18. humpin frog

    At 8:00 (1st picture 3rd row) that facial profile reminds me of “Witchiepoo” from H.R. PuffnStuff. Nothin’ that a bag can’t handle, just sayin’!

  19. It’s not unnatural for skin to move in accordance with the movements of the body.

    YOU’RE CREATING SOMETHING HORRIBLE IN THE WORLD. Do you GET that?

  20. Big Ro

    Disagree. She is completely hot.

  21. ahha

    I don’t care what any of you are saying, she is a sweet piece of ass. Maybe break out the zoom lens and take a few pictures of your hairy asses and try to guess how many ladies are lining up to jump you. So, she’s older and not built like a 20 year old but she has got a really nice shape and could fuck the way only an older lady can. Most of those celebrity 20 somethings you are comparing to her would barely notice you were in bed with them since they’d be so wrapped up in themselves.
    She’s a lady.

  22. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.

    THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.

    1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
    2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
    3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
    WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)

    WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR

  23. havoc

    Looking damn good and smokin’ hot.

    That #10 pic, bent over. Oh yeah……

    .

  24. Over 40 Hottie

    #21
    So she is older and not built like a 20 year old? Have you seen the the US teens and twenty something females? Most of them are 30 pounds or more overweight. I am a MILF/ Couger/ Over 40 hottie and my body is tight and fit because I maintain a healthy life style. Age does not determine how fit a body is; it is the lifestyle. Jen needs to do more activities and less sun bathing to maintain her shape. It looks like Jen relies on eating once a day to maintain her figure but she needs to get more active before everything starts sagging. Jen seems self absorbed and lonely too.

  25. kerri

    what do you mean ‘for her age she looks pretty good’? are you people retarded? she looks amazing and the only reason her stomach looks like that is because she’s leaning forward you idiots. she has a perfect body and anyone would kill to look like her or be with her so shut up already. and why is she lonely??? because she’s on vacation?? omigod! she’s on vacation. she’s wealthy! she’s worked for a long time! if one of you losers won the lottery, what would you be doing? Still working at your crappy jobs or would you be enjoying your life? oh i bet all of you would keep your sad 9 to 5 jobs because you’re all such good people. and you’d be donating TONS of time and money to charity – right??? give me a break you bunch of hypocrites. ugh – you all make me sick.

  26. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.

    THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.

    1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
    2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
    3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
    WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)

    WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR

  27. JRS2

    How come all her bikini pictures are grainy as hell? Doesn’t anyone that follows her have a decent camera?

  28. kerri

    and by the way you bunch of idiots – do any of you recall why she IS possibly lonely? oh right because a home wrecking skank stole her husband! a good guy is hard to find and good for her for not settling until she finds that. unless you’ve walked even one step in her shoes – stop judging her and leave her the hell alone. none of you are even one tenth as talented or attractive as she is and you’re all sitting there on your high horse condemning her? GET A LIFE because GUESS WHAT??? SHE HAS ONE!!!
    and over 40 hottie – #1 – what a loser comment to write. you say she is self absorbed yet you just wrote an email tooting your own horn??? are you SERIOUS????

  29. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.

    THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.

    1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
    2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
    3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
    WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)

    WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR.

  30. Boris the Blade

    #22: I’m sure Black/Asian men don’t have the same standards for women, and that ALL white man have the same once.
    And ah… yeah, when anyone sees someone that used to be hot (or somewhat hot) age some have bad things to say. Don’t get your vagina in a bunch.

  31. NeoCleo

    90% of adults over 19 years old WISH they looked like that in a skimpy suit. I’m one of them. Fer chrissakes, if yer gonna bitch about someone, make it real. Jeebus, what bunch of shit.

  32. WTF

    Um to everyone who is saying Jen’s out of shape–have you EVER looked at your own stomach while seated??? I mean please!!! Everyone’s stomach has wrinkles in it when they’re sitting down. Hell, we JUST saw from the bikini pictures that Superfish posted the other day that Jen’s abs are tight as a drum. What a fucking joke. I would bet NO ONE who’s posted here has even close to as nice a body as Jennifer Aniston.

  33. I'm Obama & I approve

    I hear she likes the Mandingo…
    Please Jennifer, look my way!! I’m kind of a big deal, girl!!
    Let me lay my big lips on you, Suga…and it IS true what they say about the black man packin’.

  34. #24 is an old hag

    If you are over 40 you are like a grandmother right? Certainly old enough. Oh I am sure you have young losers who fuck you just to fuck anything. AND I bet they are thinking of young unwrinkled chicks while they are inside of your old pussy. Don’t be fooled Grandma, you ain’t hot. You are just in shape for your age. Isn’t it time to dye your grey hair? Don’t forget the saggy labia hair down there hanging on the side of your varicosed legs!

    Oh, and you’re a pervert. Witch.

  35. cavy

    Brett (#3), You’re an ASS. Dry inside? Should have “gotten knocked up”? Um, Ok, so you only view women as “Walking Wombs”. Nice to see we haven’t stepped out of the dark ages yet. When are you morons going to realize that having children is a CHOICE and many CHOOSE not to have kids for whatever reasons. Take your candy ass 1950′s ideals and stick them far up your ass!

    Oh and I imagine you’re one of those guys that has his wifey do all the “cunt work” and only plays and goofs around with the kids – you sicken me.

  36. SuperGRL

    Okay, all of you need to stop being such assholes. I am willing to bet every penny I have that Jennifer looks way better in a bikini than any of you!!
    And all the guys out there making rude comments…you should be so lucky to have a woman that looks like her in your life. You’ve probably only been laid by protitutes.

  37. SuperGRL

    cavy – Totally agree with you!! That guy is a douche bag!!

  38. ahha

    @24

    I totally agree with you and just poorly worded my statement. It was more intended to be directed at people comparing Jennifer Aniston to 20 something celebrities that are typically poster children for eating disorders. I didn’t mean any offense. I think she is super hot and have a great appreciation for people that are sensible enough to take care of themselves regardless of age. By the way, are you free sometime? You sound like a lady I’d like to talk to for a little while. Let me know.

  39. Women are a Man's slave

    Sad that in this country how “mouthy” women have gotten. It wasn’t long ago that a woman would do as she was told. She did not have to work. Her job was to stay at home and take care of the household chores and teach and provide milk for a man’s babies. And sex was a service of sorts that a woman was expected to provide no questions asked.
    This was ordained for thousands of years. Then Women’s Lib came, led by lesbians and their puppet whores. So now women have jobs and the children are raised by television. Now children are tattooed and pierced and wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. And girls like black dudes with large penises.
    I blame this whole mess on demented psychotic women. They should be sold as sex slaves to the middle east. ALL OF THEM! And we should replace them with ASIAN women, who still do what they are TOLD to do. No questions asked.

    Man (with penis)

  40. shelby

    Has everyone gone crazy? she is sitting up for christsakes , and i would sell my kidney on the blackmarket just to look like her on a bad day! Or are you so surprised to see a body that is natural vs Brooke Hogans fake ol boobies on your column! Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous!

  41. shelby

    Has everyone gone crazy? she is sitting up for christsakes , and i would sell my kidney on the blackmarket just to look like her on a bad day! Or are you so surprised to see a body that is natural vs Brooke Hogans fake ol boobies on your column! Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous!

  42. jesus

    damn i bet that puss is outstanding

  43. Winston

    #28

    No person stole Brad. Brad wanted to start a family and Jen wanted to maintain her no children self absorbed status. They were already married for 7 years and no children. It would be awful if Brad left a wife with children, but he just left a selfish wife to start a life with a woman that spends time worrying about other things besides herself.

    And #24 has every reason to be proud and toot her horn. Tooting your horn does not equal being self absorbed.

    #34
    You are just jealous that a 40 plus female has a better figure than you!

    I live in Southern California and there are a lot of sexy 40 plus women that I would love to fuck.

  44. Larisa

    Please stop posing pics of Jennifer Aniston. Booooooooooooo RING

  45. tarl

    All I can say is “what are you guys looking at?” She is HOT, I’d hit that in a sec….and u guys that say u wouldnt’, get a life!

  46. Kate

    Yeah, I think she looks great. I am killing myself to look that good and I’m 4 years younger.

  47. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN TO HER? WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU????? SHE AND I ARE SOUL SISTERS. SAME AGE, EXACTLY THE SAME BODY TYPE (K, THAT WAS A LIE) AND SINGLE BECAUSE OF STUPID CHEATIN MEN. OH, WE ARE NOT BITTER. WE LOVE TO HANG OUT ON BEACHES ALL ALONE..

    Ok, on a less retarded note, the reason her stomach wrinkles when she bends forward, is because she has very little body fat. Nothing wrong with her. And I’m glad she’s not a ho-bag. It’s refreshing. No sex tape scandals here!!

  48. Kate

    #43

    So having a child when she isn’t ready is selfish? I think its selfish to bring a kid into the world when you have your mind in another place.

    Second – Angelina? Worries about others? Right. Everything she does is a publicity stunt. Don’t be so naive.

  49. Joce

    Are you kidding me??! Jennifer Aniston looks AMAZING!–for her age; for any age! Her stomach looks great! Shes so toned and muscular and I can’ believe anyone would even criticize her body. Get something better to do with your lives.

  50. viewer

    Hot bikini body is not aways means for super models. When peoples see you in your bikini, they can feel the HOT that is HOT bikini body you are.

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