Currently promoting Marley & Me in Europe, Jennifer Aniston is finally setting the record straight, for real this time no foolin’, on the whole Brad and Angelina debacle. ELLE UK reports:
‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.’
That being said, Jennifer Aniston wants to be an action star now. Who else do I know stars in action movies? Hmm….:
Though romantic comedies are her bread and butter Jennifer tells ELLE she’d love to get more physical in a film, ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,’ she says, with a slight roll of the eyes. ‘I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!’
JEN: Okay, here’s the pitch: Husband and wive. Both are trained assassins, but they keep it a secret from each other – until they’re both hired to kill the other. Whoa.
PRODUCER: We did that one already. It was called Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
JEN: Right. But this time I’ll play the Angelina Jolie role. Everything else must stay exactly the same. Exactly the same!
PRODUCER: Why would we do that?
JEN: I’ll go full frontal.
PRODUCER: Sold!
JOHN MAYER: Wait. You told me I could play Brad Pitt’s part.
JEN: Hey, there’s that sound I hear when I’m not being satisfied sexually.
JOHN: Awww….
What a pretty dress.
She is a total looser. She just cant get over Brangelina!
She wants to BE angie. She will never get any closer to Angie’s beauty and amazing personality.
@ 43 – I totally agree. Those picures were freaking lame.
I love it when we can see beautiful older women! But it should be sexy and classy!
Jen looked like a slut screaming for attention.
@ 36 – Angelina doesnt look older. Even thought she COULD. After all she is the mother of what? 6 ? While Jen only baby-sitts Jhon Mayer.
Angelina is awesome! Jennifer sucks JM balls. That’s it!
LOL @ 34. (Fati)
Your reasoning is exactly why men in long term marriages with a family kiss their wives on the cheek and then go out and cheat on them a few hours later with an (Angelina), because these women get complacent and think it’s not about sex anymore. If Pitt needed more than a “sex craze” he wouldn’t have gone running off to Angelina in his late 30′s -early 40′s, and making all those babies with her, because I’m pretty sure he was way past 25 when he left his “keeper” wife Jennifer Aniston.
LOL you clueless women are always the ones that look shocked when you find out your husband /boyfriend is cheating on you, because you think it’s not about the sex anymore when in actuality it’s always about sex! Keep an eye on your husband #34. lol
No chance she’ll ever do hardcore porn, so let’s get real. She doesn’t fit the action star mold, but I’d bet she could do well in erotic-type/woman scorned thillers.
her chin is so fugly
Throw this ugly long chin dog a bone may be she will shut the hell up and nap in a corner like a good dog. I agree with the other poster, For some one over the divorce she sure talk about it a lot. She talk about Brad more than that douche bag sake she claims as a boyfriend.
@Tom K you hit the nail on the head. Men get tired of these complacent old biddies and go serching for warmth some where else. Aniston look as cold and frigid as they come. I’ll will take my chances with Angie.
She wears WRIST WATCHES…….
and yes, that dress and jewelry SUCK.
She’s a SoCal Valley girl who stutters and gives a tight-lipped, “I’m confused and have to think about this” look in nearly every single fucking film. Yeah, I liked The Good Girl, but only because Jake Gyllenhaal was fantastic and hotter than hell in that movie–anyone could have played her role. Emotionless and vacant. I never watched “Friends” so I don’t know if she dropped any jems in that series, but I doubt it. And it IS kinda weird how The Pitt dumped her–I DO feel sorry for her, but only objectively. It goes away the more I hear her talk shit, and deny talking shit.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SICK OF JENNIFER’S WHINING? GIVE IT A BREAK AND MOVE ON. GET A LIFE ALREADY.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SICK OF JENNIFER’S WHINING? GIVE IT A BREAK AND MOVE ON. GET A LIFE ALREADY.
There are some total nut jobs here! Aniston answers the questions she is ASKED! Obviously, you guys keep talking about it, so the joke is on you! If you would stop blogging about the “made up tabloid feud”, then maybe she wouldn’t keep having to say that there is none-Got it? Nobody is jealous of Jolie. She had good PR (read interviews from 2001-2004)..vanity fair for one(what a hypocrite).. Fact- Brad Pitt only dated 2 normal woman EVER-Gwyneth and Aniston. Pitt even said “Jen is a sweetheat, There is no feud, so let it go.” Who keeps this going? Why say hateful things about Aniston? Your Obsessed, that’s why the tabloids keep feeding it-NOT Aniston! Tabloids put her down because she won’t give THEM an interview.. She has two #1 movies, is beautiful (Yes, she is), talented, classy and will prevail. I want to guess that you haters are fans of Perez Hilton (Gross) and Ted Casablanca (Weird obsession w/ Jolie much?)…ooohhhh, you guys are so daring!! What a tragedy some of you are.
OH WOW, some of you people need to GET OVER IT!
ONE. Jennifer is far more beautiful at 40 than Angelina skank ass at 33!! Angelina looks far older than her age and will not look as youthful and fresh at 40 as Jennifer does, so get over it! Jennifer’s body is better, her breasts wouldn’t be down near her knees somewhere, she’s overall, way more in better condition!
TWO. Angelina is NOT the ACTION QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD! Unless you’re talking bout that pathetic Lara Croft trash… She’s the mental patient actress….life imitating art, really! Jennifer can try as many genres as she wants, you are not Acting coaches, or directors, you don’t know whether she would suit something better or be worse at it, so fuck you! She’s not Tara Reid or Denise Richards or some other D-Grade actress who has no idea and will try anything!
THREE. Jennifer is over the Brangelina bullshit, I saw an interview where she rolled her eyes and wanted to move on from the subject, she wants to make her own mark, Angelina was the THIRD WHEEL, Jennifer IS NOT, she was married to him first!
FOUR. Jennifer’s in a far better mental frame than that attention seeking, child stealing, I-don’t-like-my-biological-children-as-much-as-my-adopted-children-cos-they-came-from-privilage- home wrecking slut!
FIVE. At least Jennifer doesn’t walk around with a fucking stick up her ass like Angelina, who seems to think everyone is below her. No one likes Angelina, simple as that.
Brad would be CRAVING some tight sexy actress like you wouldn’t believe and probably can’t wait til he gets a movie with a hot, up and coming 20-something actress, suck it in Angelina! You will be old and withered and you can’t keep him out of movies forever….hahahaha!
@C. W WHITEHEAD you are not the only one sick of Jen’s whinnying. Mega loads of people are sick to death of this Ho’s whining. Not only are we sick of her but we are sick of her whining ass no life few fans that post over and over. Jen lost most of her fans due to her whinny and lying. Then she solicited a douche bag. Yeah really no respect for her there. Ho got rocks for brains. Jen reeks of desperation.
Amen, 62. Amen.
Put a photo of Aniston to Jolie and you tell me who looks younger. I know that looks don’t mean much, but I think it’s blalantly obvious who’s younger-looking.
And yes, Jolie does act like everyone is beneath her. She walks around like she’s so much better than everyone because she adopts children from third-world countries. Dude, if people had money like her, then yes, I’m sure people would be just as generous. She’s not the only human whose given money away and adopted children.
And she’s so trashy! Ok, I’ll admit she’s better now, but back when, all she would talk about is sex with guys and girls. Uh, that doesn’t make anyone look good. I mean, Aniston is way classier. And uh, her tattoos don’t work with those thousand dollar gowns.
i don’t see any beautiful of her face. it’s ugly and old
SORRY, JEN. YOU CAN’T BE A BOND GIRL. YOU ARE TOO OLD AND FUGLY
Although I’m not a big fan of either of these two ladies ,I say that Jen isn’t whining about brad but instead she is confused and doesn’t know what she wants.She can’t get him out of her mind but not because she needs him but because, you know, sometimes something is in our mind over and over again,and then it ends up becoming a habit.Besides she’s used to talk about him all the time ,she just seem to forgetting that this is bad luck, if you always bring someones name and making other people ungry ,you feeling depressed and add and lonely.Change the conversation Jen it’s much more simply than you thought!
GO #62, I agree with everything you said….Angelina is trash trying to cover it up with ‘gestures of good will’ by adopting black and asian kids and dating a goody too shoes Brad Pitt. FUCK OFF. AND DIE. You ugly bitch….hahaha, you look like you’re 40 and Jennifer is 33!! HAHAHAHA!! Brad would want to shag that gorgeous toned and tight body like there was no tomorrow, compared to that loose Ange-fuggy-lina!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Great news! I love jennifer aniston’s smile . She has got such a killing smile. I think she is having that much skills that is necessary to be action star. She truly deserve that. She can be action star. Thanks for sharing this.