Jennifer Aniston wants Mr. T’s house

By: Superficial / May 9, 2006
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After several months of house hunting, Jennifer Aniston has decided to buy Mr. T’s $13 million Illinois mansion so she can be closer to Vince Vaughn. Although I can’t even imagine what the inside of that house must look like. Gold chains everywhere, a framed a portrait of Mr. T himself, and the phrase “I pity the fool!” written on every wall in the house. “I pity the fool who doesn’t decorate his house with permanent marker!”