Jennifer Aniston is kicking the baby train into full gear and is reportedly trying to increase her chances of having multiples. I understand she wants to be like Angelina Jolie, but why not get some tattoos? Fun thing about them: They’re not babies. Star reports:
Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen’s biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn’t meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she’s proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he’s excited about being a dad, she’s doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She’s even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.
“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”
John Mayer is also supposedly on board:
“He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” another source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”
They agree on mostly everything? Okay, time out. BULLSHIT. I’m willing to believe John Mayer’s cool with trying to knock up Jennifer Aniston because that’s a very exciting time for his penis. (Plus he can swing the child support.) But agreeing on everything? C’mon, I’m pretty sure they’re arguing over names right now. While John wants conventional names like “Jack” and “Emma,” Jen is more non-traditional and leaning towards “Didn’t Steal This One From a Third World Village” and “Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”
@32
Is so.
She is so pretty! But not if she let herself go. How you take care yourself is the half of it.
Maybe it’s me…but wasn’t Pitt the one that WANTED children, but SHE declined because she wanted to focus on her “career”? Now all of a sudden she’s ready to sell her soul for them?
I love John Mayer and the music video Everyday I Have the Blues is one of my favorite John Mayer Trio videos. John looks stunning and sexy in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcgeNeCh5CA
John Mayer is a fugly barely literate douche with fleas. To want children with him is the very height of frenzied desperation.
gay men are attracted to fag mayer. he uses a strapon.
I concure with #55
this is the best sperm she could find? Really? I’ll be damned. Real men make money off this shit at sperm banks. I would have checked there first before letting Mr. Crabs-no talent-fugly-slut-probably gay-mole face…EVER get in my pants. Yuck.
I CAN HELP, bet?
yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i love her very much , and i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on http://www.bigbisexual.com , yeah that’s really great ..
I think Jen and Brad would still be together if she wa able to get pregnant, but he traded her in for a younger, more fertile and hotter woman. I wish Jen the best of luck and I think CCox had to go through fertility treatments as well, so maybe they share the same info.
ew, i seriously despise the idea of john mayer settling down and having kids…i mean, nothing against jen, but he’s supposed to be this suave sexy player musician and this just throws all that out the window. poooo
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