Jennifer Aniston trying to have twins

Jennifer Aniston is kicking the baby train into full gear and is reportedly trying to increase her chances of having multiples. I understand she wants to be like Angelina Jolie, but why not get some tattoos? Fun thing about them: They’re not babies. Star reports:

Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen’s biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn’t meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she’s proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he’s excited about being a dad, she’s doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She’s even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.
“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”

John Mayer is also supposedly on board:

“He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” another source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”

They agree on mostly everything? Okay, time out. BULLSHIT. I’m willing to believe John Mayer’s cool with trying to knock up Jennifer Aniston because that’s a very exciting time for his penis. (Plus he can swing the child support.) But agreeing on everything? C’mon, I’m pretty sure they’re arguing over names right now. While John wants conventional names like “Jack” and “Emma,” Jen is more non-traditional and leaning towards “Didn’t Steal This One From a Third World Village” and “Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”

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