Jennifer Aniston is kicking the baby train into full gear and is reportedly trying to increase her chances of having multiples. I understand she wants to be like Angelina Jolie, but why not get some tattoos? Fun thing about them: They’re not babies. Star reports:
Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen’s biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn’t meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she’s proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he’s excited about being a dad, she’s doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She’s even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.
“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”
John Mayer is also supposedly on board:
“He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” another source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”
They agree on mostly everything? Okay, time out. BULLSHIT. I’m willing to believe John Mayer’s cool with trying to knock up Jennifer Aniston because that’s a very exciting time for his penis. (Plus he can swing the child support.) But agreeing on everything? C’mon, I’m pretty sure they’re arguing over names right now. While John wants conventional names like “Jack” and “Emma,” Jen is more non-traditional and leaning towards “Didn’t Steal This One From a Third World Village” and “Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”
samdog | November 5, 2008 at 11:36 am
first
Sebastian | November 5, 2008 at 11:36 am
frist?
i’d still hit that
Sebastian | November 5, 2008 at 11:36 am
frist?
i’d still hit that
audrey | November 5, 2008 at 11:37 am
i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..
audrey | November 5, 2008 at 11:37 am
i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..
audrey | November 5, 2008 at 11:37 am
i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..
samdog | November 5, 2008 at 11:38 am
She needs less baby talk and more bikini wearing…….
Jimbo | November 5, 2008 at 11:43 am
I’ll give her triplets!!
steven | November 5, 2008 at 11:43 am
She’s nice! Apart from the baby thing!
She’s still got lots of funs on ” Agelessdate.com “; sexy men there love her!
But I prefer her much better back in the Friends show!!
Andrea | November 5, 2008 at 11:47 am
so jen, why don’t you just freaking adopt!!!!
Mama Pinkus | November 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
Hopefully they will each have half of her chin.
rustingrabbit | November 5, 2008 at 11:52 am
Wouldn’t it be funny if she ended up having 8 babies? And then another 8? She would totally school Brad Pitt (who can’t have any babies and has to rely on Jolie).
Uncle Eccoli | November 5, 2008 at 11:53 am
Could this woman possibly be any more of a stereotype?
AteIsEnough | November 5, 2008 at 11:54 am
OK, is it just me or are celebs really starting to get dumber and more irresponsible? Maybe, if fame and fortune wouldn’t make so many of them retarded (no offense to mongoloids intended), they could all find true, honest, devoted love. I celeb with a celeb is a growing recipe for disaster.
I think that most celebrities should be sterilized once they reach a certain level of fame and / or fortune. We need no more offspring from these people!!
Oh, and I LOVE Jen. She’s gorgeous. Fucking delectible even…but please get your head out of your ass woman. Find a nice, trustworthy average Joe and you’ll see how relationships should be!!
guyth | November 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
To tell the truth,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
drewski2u | November 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Damn, that girl is gonna be such a train wreck the first time John gets caught “accidentally” tripping and falling into some groupies vagina. Think of it. Jen stuck at home, all bloated with five John Jr.s crammed in her uterus, and John out on the road “promoting” his new album. (Promoting, of course, translates into “getting the fuck away from crazy hormone bitch”) I just don’t see John abstaining from his playa ways. Which is too bad, seems like Jen is pretty cool…..
mike | November 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I’d give her twins…twin shots! One in the pink and one in the stink!!! Ka-chow!!!
superficial | November 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm
great another drain on society
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I can see where she’s coming from, she’s getting up there in age, but the fact is, she can’t seem to hold on to a man, how’s she gonna hold 2 babies??
Start off small, get a guppy, or better yet, a conure. Conures are cute, fun, but loud, annoying and demanding. If after a year she doesn’t feed it to her cats, THEN she should try for a human
Rich | November 5, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Hate to lose her to mommy land
BringChung | November 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm
That tattoo accurately sums up my feelings on this issue.
Obamarama | November 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm
To all you McCain lovers I say “Ha ha” to ya’all. Upon awakening this morning it felt like an evil veil had been lifted off this country with the demise of that dummy Bush. And to think the likes of that ding-bat Heidi M. and the like actually wanted a Bush ally destroying our planet faster than Bushy was doing. To bad all the McCain lovers couldn’t just get the fuck out of this country.
ugh | November 5, 2008 at 12:35 pm
4 -
she is semi ugly and has no sex appeal
she looks the spawn of Dustin Hoffman and a generic female news anchor.
If standards of facial beauty were as high for stars as there were in the 30s 40s and 50s, this woman would have no career.
She is the SLIGHTLY less ugly but less talented Sarah Jessica Parker, the two are interchangeable.
hold the phone | November 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Stop being so damn desperate, woman, and deal with your lot. So you don’t have a baby. You have millions of dollars, a cult following to rival Tom Waits’ (though with an entirely different demographic), and are the reason why layered hair and French tips persisted into the new millennium. You have no reason to be a nut about having a kid or not.
Me 2 | November 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I think its interesting that I’ve NEVER seen a single quote from her claiming to want kids. For all we know, kids are actually the last thing she wants. If she really wanted kids to badly you would think she would’ve adopted by now. Maybe she didn’t want to look like she was copy-catting Angelina. Bottom line: I just don’t completely buy this whole Jennifer Aniston’s desperate for children thing.
Sport | November 5, 2008 at 12:48 pm
So sad, it wont last. I think she is pretty hot but sure sounds like a neurotic.
Me 2 | November 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm
@23 – Jennifer Aniston is not ugly and her lack of overt sexuality is a big part of why she has had such a successful career. People don’t take you as seriously when your main form of currency is sex appeal. How many early 90s sitcom stars are still doing anything worth talking about? There are still tons of young starlets in Hollywood who are as pretty as anyone who made movies in the 40s and 50s. The reason Jennifer Aniston has a career and they don’t is because these days you have to do more than be pretty to be successful in the entertainment industry.
dork | November 5, 2008 at 12:56 pm
She just needs a good ole fashioned gang bang. C’mon guys, let’s give her sextuplets!!
Uncle Eccoli | November 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm
#17 likes to stick his penis in peoples’ assholes. That’s just disgusting.
Why why why | November 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Why are pictures still broken in the RSS feed?
Dear Frist: | November 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Ordinarily I hate your fucking guts for reasons far far too numerous to mention in the limitless leisure time at my disposal. But for once, you said something funny.
I still hate you though.
mike | November 5, 2008 at 1:20 pm
#29 That’s not what you said last night when I had it in yours Uncle E.
Isola | November 5, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Nevermind the proposed twins – she’s clearly had something done to her lips. That’s a little mini troutpout right there, people.
Isola | November 5, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Nevermind the proposed twins – she’s clearly had something done to her lips. That’s a little mini troutpout right there, people.
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm
#31 why do you hate me? What did I ever do to you?
kagrez | November 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm
She’s pathetic. Why the hell do we still talk about her?
Her life ended after Friends and that fugly haircut.
Ngek | November 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm
It’ll be a very ugly babies
Ngek | November 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
It’ll be a very ugly babies
Lea | November 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Douchifer again. So sick of these two douche bags publicity whores. This is what no talent clowns do. Jen should renounce this lie quick so star don’t make any money off of this story but Jen and John’s media team keep making this stuff up so they can get attention. I lost respect for Jen and John.
These two ho’s can’t stand not being in the media.
Dear Frist | November 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Nothing Frist, that’s why I hate you.
Ring | November 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Someone as face-ugly as Aniston should not be multiplying. And have you ever seen anyone as desperate as her?
Gio | November 5, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Mayer is a ugly slut. I fail to she the appeal in that.
Every time I see you | November 5, 2008 at 4:13 pm
So, is she having a baby because she loves the idea of motherhood or is she trying to get back at Brad Pitt?
LargelyGay | November 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”
Mike | November 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Jen has become a very desperate hag. This is why John Mayer is writing pathetic garbage songs.
Jamie's Uterus | November 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Who would want to have children with this frying pan faced sour puss? She looks like an absolute bore. Mayer could do better than this broke down ragged out cougar.
LOL | November 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
It’s time for Jen to go away for a long time. She is going no where. Her PR team suck. This is the best they can do.
Douchifer sink | November 5, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Time for Jen and John to go away. So done with this garbage. Jen leaks this stuff. Let’s say no to Jen-John and media team. Boycott Jen and John. Don’t go see Jen’s stinking movies. Don’t buy tickets to John cr@p either.
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#40, oh, I thought maybe I corrected your grammar once or something.
You’ll learn to love me, just give it time :)
MNG | November 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm
did she just plugged her nipple on that water bottle……godammit its so hugeee