Jennifer Aniston trying to have twins

November 5th, 2008 // 62 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is kicking the baby train into full gear and is reportedly trying to increase her chances of having multiples. I understand she wants to be like Angelina Jolie, but why not get some tattoos? Fun thing about them: They’re not babies. Star reports:

Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen’s biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn’t meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she’s proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he’s excited about being a dad, she’s doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She’s even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.
“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”

John Mayer is also supposedly on board:

“He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” another source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”

They agree on mostly everything? Okay, time out. BULLSHIT. I’m willing to believe John Mayer’s cool with trying to knock up Jennifer Aniston because that’s a very exciting time for his penis. (Plus he can swing the child support.) But agreeing on everything? C’mon, I’m pretty sure they’re arguing over names right now. While John wants conventional names like “Jack” and “Emma,” Jen is more non-traditional and leaning towards “Didn’t Steal This One From a Third World Village” and “Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”

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  1. samdog

    first

  2. Sebastian

    frist?
    i’d still hit that

  3. Sebastian

    frist?
    i’d still hit that

  4. audrey

    i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..

  5. audrey

    i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..

  6. audrey

    i still think she’s so pretty! idk about her an mayer together tho..

  7. samdog

    She needs less baby talk and more bikini wearing…….

  8. I’ll give her triplets!!

  9. steven

    She’s nice! Apart from the baby thing!
    She’s still got lots of funs on ” Agelessdate.com “; sexy men there love her!
    But I prefer her much better back in the Friends show!!

  10. Andrea

    so jen, why don’t you just freaking adopt!!!!

  11. Mama Pinkus

    Hopefully they will each have half of her chin.

  12. rustingrabbit

    Wouldn’t it be funny if she ended up having 8 babies? And then another 8? She would totally school Brad Pitt (who can’t have any babies and has to rely on Jolie).

  13. Uncle Eccoli

    Could this woman possibly be any more of a stereotype?

  14. AteIsEnough

    OK, is it just me or are celebs really starting to get dumber and more irresponsible? Maybe, if fame and fortune wouldn’t make so many of them retarded (no offense to mongoloids intended), they could all find true, honest, devoted love. I celeb with a celeb is a growing recipe for disaster.

    I think that most celebrities should be sterilized once they reach a certain level of fame and / or fortune. We need no more offspring from these people!!

    Oh, and I LOVE Jen. She’s gorgeous. Fucking delectible even…but please get your head out of your ass woman. Find a nice, trustworthy average Joe and you’ll see how relationships should be!!

  15. guyth

    To tell the truth,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  16. drewski2u

    Damn, that girl is gonna be such a train wreck the first time John gets caught “accidentally” tripping and falling into some groupies vagina. Think of it. Jen stuck at home, all bloated with five John Jr.s crammed in her uterus, and John out on the road “promoting” his new album. (Promoting, of course, translates into “getting the fuck away from crazy hormone bitch”) I just don’t see John abstaining from his playa ways. Which is too bad, seems like Jen is pretty cool…..

  17. mike

    I’d give her twins…twin shots! One in the pink and one in the stink!!! Ka-chow!!!

  18. superficial

    great another drain on society

  19. I can see where she’s coming from, she’s getting up there in age, but the fact is, she can’t seem to hold on to a man, how’s she gonna hold 2 babies??

    Start off small, get a guppy, or better yet, a conure. Conures are cute, fun, but loud, annoying and demanding. If after a year she doesn’t feed it to her cats, THEN she should try for a human

  20. Rich

    Hate to lose her to mommy land

  21. BringChung

    That tattoo accurately sums up my feelings on this issue.

  22. To all you McCain lovers I say “Ha ha” to ya’all. Upon awakening this morning it felt like an evil veil had been lifted off this country with the demise of that dummy Bush. And to think the likes of that ding-bat Heidi M. and the like actually wanted a Bush ally destroying our planet faster than Bushy was doing. To bad all the McCain lovers couldn’t just get the fuck out of this country.

  23. ugh

    4 -
    she is semi ugly and has no sex appeal
    she looks the spawn of Dustin Hoffman and a generic female news anchor.
    If standards of facial beauty were as high for stars as there were in the 30s 40s and 50s, this woman would have no career.
    She is the SLIGHTLY less ugly but less talented Sarah Jessica Parker, the two are interchangeable.

  24. hold the phone

    Stop being so damn desperate, woman, and deal with your lot. So you don’t have a baby. You have millions of dollars, a cult following to rival Tom Waits’ (though with an entirely different demographic), and are the reason why layered hair and French tips persisted into the new millennium. You have no reason to be a nut about having a kid or not.

  25. Me 2

    I think its interesting that I’ve NEVER seen a single quote from her claiming to want kids. For all we know, kids are actually the last thing she wants. If she really wanted kids to badly you would think she would’ve adopted by now. Maybe she didn’t want to look like she was copy-catting Angelina. Bottom line: I just don’t completely buy this whole Jennifer Aniston’s desperate for children thing.

  26. Sport

    So sad, it wont last. I think she is pretty hot but sure sounds like a neurotic.

  27. Me 2

    @23 – Jennifer Aniston is not ugly and her lack of overt sexuality is a big part of why she has had such a successful career. People don’t take you as seriously when your main form of currency is sex appeal. How many early 90s sitcom stars are still doing anything worth talking about? There are still tons of young starlets in Hollywood who are as pretty as anyone who made movies in the 40s and 50s. The reason Jennifer Aniston has a career and they don’t is because these days you have to do more than be pretty to be successful in the entertainment industry.

  28. dork

    She just needs a good ole fashioned gang bang. C’mon guys, let’s give her sextuplets!!

  29. Uncle Eccoli

    #17 likes to stick his penis in peoples’ assholes. That’s just disgusting.

  30. Why why why

    Why are pictures still broken in the RSS feed?

  31. Dear Frist:

    Ordinarily I hate your fucking guts for reasons far far too numerous to mention in the limitless leisure time at my disposal. But for once, you said something funny.
    I still hate you though.

  32. mike

    #29 That’s not what you said last night when I had it in yours Uncle E.

  33. Isola

    Nevermind the proposed twins – she’s clearly had something done to her lips. That’s a little mini troutpout right there, people.

  34. Isola

    Nevermind the proposed twins – she’s clearly had something done to her lips. That’s a little mini troutpout right there, people.

  35. #31 why do you hate me? What did I ever do to you?

  36. kagrez

    She’s pathetic. Why the hell do we still talk about her?

    Her life ended after Friends and that fugly haircut.

  37. Ngek

    It’ll be a very ugly babies

  38. Ngek

    It’ll be a very ugly babies

  39. Lea

    Douchifer again. So sick of these two douche bags publicity whores. This is what no talent clowns do. Jen should renounce this lie quick so star don’t make any money off of this story but Jen and John’s media team keep making this stuff up so they can get attention. I lost respect for Jen and John.
    These two ho’s can’t stand not being in the media.

  40. Dear Frist

    Nothing Frist, that’s why I hate you.

  41. Ring

    Someone as face-ugly as Aniston should not be multiplying. And have you ever seen anyone as desperate as her?

  42. Gio

    Mayer is a ugly slut. I fail to she the appeal in that.

  43. Every time I see you

    So, is she having a baby because she loves the idea of motherhood or is she trying to get back at Brad Pitt?

  44. “Fuck you, Brad Pitt Asshole Face.”

  45. Mike

    Jen has become a very desperate hag. This is why John Mayer is writing pathetic garbage songs.

  46. Jamie's Uterus

    Who would want to have children with this frying pan faced sour puss? She looks like an absolute bore. Mayer could do better than this broke down ragged out cougar.

  47. LOL

    It’s time for Jen to go away for a long time. She is going no where. Her PR team suck. This is the best they can do.

  48. Douchifer sink

    Time for Jen and John to go away. So done with this garbage. Jen leaks this stuff. Let’s say no to Jen-John and media team. Boycott Jen and John. Don’t go see Jen’s stinking movies. Don’t buy tickets to John cr@p either.

  49. #40, oh, I thought maybe I corrected your grammar once or something.
    You’ll learn to love me, just give it time :)

  50. MNG

    did she just plugged her nipple on that water bottle……godammit its so hugeee

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