Jennifer Aniston has been asked to present an award at the Oscars, and she’s being encouraged by John Mayer to go. She’s also banking on the success of her next movie He’s Just Not That Into You to be number one that weekend, so she can steal the spotlight from nominees Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to Star:
“You’ve got to go,” John told Jen. “Why do you hide in this town? You have every reason to be there. By presenting at the Oscars, you’ll tell the world: ‘I don’t care about Brad and Angie. I belong here, too.’ Jen is taking back ownership of her life. She’s gotta move on from this Brad and Angie thing. This is the perfect time, and I’ll be there to protect her.”
John also hinted to his friend, “Trust me, even if Brad and Angie both win Oscars, that won’t be the story of the night.”
Let’s see: In one corner you’ve got Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who are nominated for Oscars in critically-acclaimed films. In the other is Jennifer Aniston who’s going to read from an envelope while hypothetically having the number one movie in the coldest fucking month of the year. I don’t want to say this is exactly like the time I cried naked outside my ex’s window until she called the cops, but I feel like I’m having a flashback just reading this.
i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar
i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar
i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar
i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar
21. Jrz – January 26, 2009 11:53 AM
Ah, imagine…..
Jen: And the Oscar goes to………….OH! The Oscar goes to the Brother Kisser who fucked my husband for The Changeling……
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LMAO! That would be freaking awesome.
the only resolution to this jen-angie-brad thingy is the three of them to have a catfight on the stage live during oscar.
why would they invite her to the oscars I thought only other oscar winners were invited to announce winners?
Jen – You’re much hotter than Angelina. I would take you over her in a heartbeat!
i agree with #39 brad has aged so much since he got with angie. he wanted a baby and now he has 6. poor thing, be careful what u wish for brad. and angie is just ugly, she has super skinny legs and arms, what kinda bod is that…she was pretty once, but even that is fading now… jen on the other hand has very pretty legs,a nice figure and is pretty too. jen already got the best years out of Brad so why would she want him back, so brad can keep his pack , and angie , you can keep the leftovers!
THE MOVIES HIT IS NOT ONLY HER. BUT OTHER FAMOUS STARS TOO. YOU GIAVE HER CREDIT ONLY ? HOW ABOUT OTHER STARS ?
HEY # 39. YOU SAID THAT BRAD AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE LOOK OLD? YES. BRAD IS OVER 45. HE AND ANGIE TAKE CARE 6 OF THEIR CHILDRENS ALSO MAKING MOVIES ETC……THEY SO BUSY,COUDN’T HAVE ENOUGH AIR TO BREATH, THEY DON’T HAVE FREE TIME LIKE YOUR JENIFER ANISTON DATING YOUNG BOYTOY THEY DIDN’T HAVE A STRING OF COSMETIC SURGERIES, BOTOX, RHINOPLASTIES, BOOBS IMPLANT,CHIN IMPLANT, LIPO-SUCTION, WRINKLE REMOVER , FACE LIFTED ETC.LIKE YOUR CHINNIFER MANLESSTON. THAT WHY THEY ARE LOOK OLDER THAN BEFORE. YOUR JENIFER LOOK YOUNG BECAUSE OF BOTOX, COLLAGEN AND FAKE FROM HEAD TO TOES. HA HA HA
JENIFER ANISTON DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO ACT. WHEN SHE ACT IT JUST LIKE SHE TRIED TO STICKLE SOMEBODY. HER HAND MOVING AROUND. HER BIG FAT ASS TWIST SIDE BY SIDE, HER VOICE IS TERRIBLE, HER MOTH IS TALKATIVE .SHE DOESN’T NOW HOW TO EXPRESS HER FACE. THIS BITCH IS REALLY TALENTLESS. MOST OF HER PRESENT MOVIES SUSCESS BECAUSE OF HER FAMOUS CO-STAR LIKE VINCE VAUGH, OWEN WILSON, SCARLET JOHNSON, DREW BARRY MORE. BUT HERSELF CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THE MOVIE GET HIT. SHE JUST LUCKY BUT UN- TALENTED
#”s 28, 31 & 58 R I G H T O N I’m with youz guyz! ! ! #32- aniston plays only one kind of role huh? what crack you been smoking?…but since you selected these movies yourself like Kalifornia, fight club & 12 monkey’s, ima break it off in your arse right now! IMO seems like with Brad Pit art REALLY is imitating HIS fiasco life…These roles are definitely taylor made to fit his one dementional, uncomplicated, unintelligible, unremarkable pieces of flop parts that he calls pride & joy movie roles!! movie roles I might add that ONLY his arse COULD excel in and play to the hilt becasue it only futher support, demonstrate & portray his real life coo coo mental status & his real life special kind of dumb loco lunatic arse personality! No one else but him could play it or live it for that dang matter but his benjimin butus arse!!(lol). uhhhhh huuuhhhh…u dig me? YOU dig me, I know that you do!! and oh yeah #”s 60/61 just go on out now and save yourself some trouble and invest in and buy yourself a good English grammer book or something, then come back again and try your best to insult or inform people, whichever the heck you were trying to do? Whatever it was you were not only falling way short, but all you really managed to do was muttle up & confuse yourself even more, and imo it made very little significance anyway!! you big dopes, HA-Ha…later.
Jenni is America’s Sweetheart and all the polls between her/Angelina, Jenni rocks. Just because AJolie is famous, an actress does not mean she should get a pass on the perfectly nasty things she has done. Humanitarians dont act like AJ and BP.
So what if Jen has a strong chin, so does Angelina! And a huge pair of rubber lips to go with it and a gaint forehead that looks like she is an alien life form. Typical bobblehead. Jen’s killer body out does Angelina’s bony old lady stick figure with veins all over any day.
Men’s magazines polls shows Angelina as 86th out of 100 in female Hotness. Even normal men think she looks like a tranny with horse teeth and a mile high forehead & too bony. Cut Jen a break, just coz you want to kiss Angelina doesn’t mean the rest of us are going to suck up your bull.
Angelina Jolie has diarrhea of the mouth and just WONT SHUT UP. Jenni totally kicked Angelina’s ass ….. go Jenni. Those who say Jenni cant act are wrong she is worth 110 million dollars so I wonder why they hire her if she cant act, her movies have been at the box office one made 166 million dollars in less than 6 weeks. I smell jeolousy!
I have to give props to Jenni for always taking the High road, and I think that is what pisses A Jolies and her homewreckers fans off! Keep it up Jen!
If Angelina thinks her vagina is magical let her keep the CHEATER BOY!
I tell whopper lies.
Just continue to work with John Mayer Boney schlong crypt keeper hands and shut up already. It is a miracle that we get all the roles in each account can only play one – character Rachel Green. So enjoy the journey as it took and shut yer pie hole.