Jennifer Aniston talks about her new nose

January 31st, 2007 // 98 Comments
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Jennifer Aniston has an interview with People magazine and talks about her “lesbian” kiss with Courteney Cox on Dirt as well as the recent plastic surgery she got on her nose.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
It’s a good-bye kiss. I don’t honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?
Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, “How many days will it take to come out? ‘Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!’ ” It was a record: about a week.

Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery – your nose, your boobs. What’s going on?
(Laughs) It’s funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it’s still mine. All of it. Still mine.

They’re still gonna run before and after pictures …
Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

Saying you’re happy with what God gave you only counts when you haven’t had plastic surgery. You can’t get three nose jobs and be all: “Yeah, God really blessed me.” It’d be like RoboCop saying how lucky he is God gave him a naturally bulletproof body and a sweet robotic head.

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  1. Juliabella

    47-48
    and pretty baby knows it all again. jesus, what the hell are you doing on this site? shouldn’t you be running your country? fighting crime or investigating on murders? don’t waste that intelligence Mrs. Iknowitall. use it. make money or you’ll end up like Sienna Miller anytime soon!!!

  2. jrzmommy

    *sighs…….shakes head……*

  3. lambman

    at least she’s finally stopped crying about Brad Pitt everytime a reporter speaks to her.

  4. Juliabella

    52 good for you! thanks for sharing

  5. Robocop has a human head…

  6. Shanipie

    Holy shit what a fucking pathetic moron. Does she even understnad herself when she opens that oddly shaped sounds hole in her face? And why does her entire life seem to play out like an episode of friends (shittiet show ever btw) Like there is so much highschool drama surrounding her. her personality must be so lame. BTW I’ve said this before but she is not pretty just different looking. her features are too strange to be attractive.

  7. I feel sorry for her. She though having kids would ruin her figure and acting. She got typecasted and did not realize it. It is like gwen stefani in a relationship and waiting to have kids when you are established. Tons of working moms do it and are doing it. Except i n this case her career has no hope alas no kids. Brad left her for that reason and the longer you wait the have kids the chance of birth defects only increase. People always say its best to get to know someone on a friend relationship in order to guise chances of relationship. Brad was friends with Angelina they were compatible and magic they are together. I would not say either person is totally right or wrong. I dont really believe in divorce the whole situation could of been fixed by asking people certain questio ns befor you marry.

  8. Adrine

    I’m pretty glad that Brad left her for Angelina. Angelina would beat Aniston any day.

  9. I shagged her rotten baby, yeah.

    And those of you bagging on Jen probably are either gay, too ugly to get a woman, or with the queen of the trailer park.

  10. kathleen170

    She looks pretty much the same. Gorgeous as usual.

  11. Wednesday

    “it’s still mine. All of it. Still mine”

    so…she’s slowly turning into a dude through natural means?

  12. You know, I’d think she was a clever/funny person if I didn’t know EXACTLY how she said that RoboCop line… that “oh, aren’t I just a funny fanny!” way she always uses…

  13. BarbadoSlim

    @59…or you just might be sniffing her used tampons. We don’t like anyone here.

  14. DecorativePoncho

    I think she’s beautiful. Great body. Angelina is a scab.

  15. woodhorse

    she’s rich, beautiful and talented. what is uncomprehensible to you morons is that she has her own identity. A single identity. Like if Brangelina left the planet, she would still exist and still have a life and yet all of you glue brains would be shuffling through the papers you left for the dog to pee on to find out what happened to her “other identity”. Would any of you shut down if someone burned your high school yearbook?

  16. Lowlands

    SoO,this story is about Jennifer Aniston having been lip-locked… And she thinks it’s a sort of cool..?Although i’m getting appetite in dinner.I remember *vomit* it’s about the same thing what Britney Spears and Madonna did years ago?Really impressive… The next my heart only beats faster when she sticks her new nose in Angelina her coochie.

  17. Lowlands

    (66)I forgot something.It’s the next TIME.

  18. woodhorse

    and she has incredible fashion taste – so much so that the world watches and copies her so…except for Danielle who collects the whiskey bottles with the 24kt gold trim because they are going to be worth so much money someday. What’s the Real Estate Value on your mobile home this year Hon? So clever how you stacked one trailer on top of the other so you could have a two story house.

  19. Truthseeker013

    *Nose*? She has a *nose* *Where*?

  20. BarbadoSlim

    @68…excuse me? Are you out of your fucking mind. This woman hasn’t been relevant to fashion since she changed that stupid Rachel “do.” Unless she’s being imitated in those places were Friends is still in its first run like Nepal or Colombia or some other butthole country.

    This is not an Aniston fansite.

  21. Shadow*Walker

    She still has a tranny chin. Fix THAT bitch.

  22. flauccinaucinihilipilifcation

    And she’ll forever look like a discarded “He-Man” action figure… (you guys remember, He-Man right?!)

  23. Fawlty

    “I don’t honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.”

    Really? I guess she doesn’t know men very well.

  24. Maniston looks like a dude, … even I’d hit it.

  25. woodhorse

    I’m an Angie fan BarbieDollSlim and I still say Jennifer has great clothes.

  26. woodhorse

    will wonders never cease? Magickal, you were funny today. put a gold star on your refrigerator.

  27. pixel killya

    Aniston fans have to be the weirdest ones out there. They worship her supposed beauty, but she is average at absolute best. They worship her talent, and yet she doesn’t have any, she is a one-note wonder. They worship her personality, and yet she comes across as fake and self-absorbed.

    By the way, the nose-job was to fix problems created from… a previous nose-job. Now let’s all worship that alien schnoz of hers.

  28. Carsten5577

    Her nose is still bigger than my tennis racquet.

  29. Sylasdiety7

    Jennifer Aniston looks great, I don’t think there’s a need to scrutinize this woman any more. I’m not a big fan of her work, but she’s a decent human being! To the fans of “Friends” I just entered a really cool sweepstakes on Cyworld, where you can win the complete series of “Friends” on DVD other prizes include a VIP Warner Bros. Studio Tour, and a new Toshiba Laptop. If you haven’t heard of Cyworld you should check out this awesome Virtual world connecting people of like minds daily. Visit http://us.cyworld.com , I work with Cyworld come check us out sooner than later!

  30. Olivia

    I think Jen is great. So what if she had a nose job, it makes her feel great, who are we to question what she can and can’t do. Also it’s great that her and Courteney Cox will get to be working together, it will be the first time since ‘Friends’. I do agree however that she thinks that the lesbian kiss is no big deal. i mean what is she talking about every guy is gonna wanna see that! Brad was stupid to leave her and Angelina Jolie is such a bitch.And Jen does not look like a man!

  31. Team OJ

    She is a stupid fucking whore. Using your tongue on another woman is considered lesbian if a man is watching it, so yeah it is.

  32. BarbadoSlim

    @75 Well I don’t know who this Barbie doll is, so I’ll assume that’s some clever variation of my fake internet name *golf applause* and address you.
    She has nice clothes, so what?
    She’s not a wordlwide style icon as you previously posted, never was.

  33. Spetsnaz

    #65 – Talented? Talented?! Her mannerisms are the same in everything she’s in! That’s not acting, it’s playing yourself and doesn’t require talent.

  34. MargeAggedon

    So will fixing the deviated septum help improve that whiney chalkboard cracking voice of hers?

  35. BarbadoSlim

    @84, don’t think so, her whining is embedded deeeeeep within her genes.

  36. RichPort

    Wow… I managed to post yesterday when I had absolutely no internet access… I’m gooder than good… I’m the goodest. I bet horsewood thought it was hilarious too.

    I disagree with the Aniston bashers… I’d love to heat this cold bitch up.

  37. 86

    83 I totally agree. Same with Julia Roberts. Aniston peaked as Rachel…it was the only role she did that was ever worth watching.

  38. 86

    73 so true. Clearly she doesn’t know men that well, that’s why her husband was banging someone else. ha.

  39. 86

    I think Jen gets by too much on her reputation as opposed to her talent. The mark of a good actor so I’m told is the ability to be able to know what is going on in their scenes even WITHOUT sound..facial expressions, body language, etc. Jen is poker faced all the time and stiff as a board. She could take a few lessons from Rachel McAdams.

  40. crazyotto

    aniston and cox kissing would be hot…Twenty years ago,what are they 40?…ten years from dryng up

  41. ANGELKIMMY

    SHE HAS A GOON NOSE. THAT GIRL IS UGLY.

  42. First of all, why is she even talking about her nose? who cares? my husband had the same surgery, its is not he same as plastic surgery, so who cares? Why does she even talk about her nose? I dont talk about my nose…She is not ugley, she is not pretty, she looks normal, who cares? I think she is too full of herself. Get a life.

  43. Cutiedew69

    Wow the things you guys talk about and say about people is amazing! And She is beautiful. now jolie is a whore and looks like a man. and has the uglest poor of lips i have ever since. and brad now he was FINE in Thelma & Louise but that was the only movie he ever looked good in and he wasn’t even that great of an actor in it. Angie and Brad are PERFECT for each other. Cause they are both fake and worthless! But, back to jen. i love her and how cares if she got a lil boob job or got her noses done. She looks amazing!

  44. Cutiedew69

    Wow the things you guys talk about and say about people is amazing! And She is beautiful. now jolie is a whore and looks like a man. and has the uglest poor of lips i have ever since. and brad now he was FINE in Thelma & Louise but that was the only movie he ever looked good in and he wasn’t even that great of an actor in it. Angie and Brad are PERFECT for each other. Cause they are both fake and worthless! But, back to jen. i love her and how cares if she got a lil boob job or got her noses done. She looks amazing!

  45. why would you get plastic surgery this late in the game?

  46. Swank

    Jennifer is ugly and a LIAR. She is forever slipping into a cosmetic surgeon’s office and getting things tweaked. She’s had her nose done, teeth done, botox, and other things done. She’s fake from her bleached blonde hair to her mystic-tanned toes.

  47. Her nose looks the same to me. I had a deviated septum repaired a few years ago, it doesn’t change the look of your nose. It just straightens it out and by the look of Jen’s nose I’d say she did have a deviated septum repaired and not a full-blown nose job. Anyway, full nose jobs take more time to heal.

  48. so what if she had a nose job? she’s still the Jennifer Aniston that looks even more ravishing than ever and oh! how we love her so!

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