Jennifer Aniston talks about her new nose

January 31st, 2007 // 98 Comments
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Jennifer Aniston has an interview with People magazine and talks about her “lesbian” kiss with Courteney Cox on Dirt as well as the recent plastic surgery she got on her nose.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
It’s a good-bye kiss. I don’t honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?
Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, “How many days will it take to come out? ‘Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!’ ” It was a record: about a week.

Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery – your nose, your boobs. What’s going on?
(Laughs) It’s funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it’s still mine. All of it. Still mine.

They’re still gonna run before and after pictures …
Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

Saying you’re happy with what God gave you only counts when you haven’t had plastic surgery. You can’t get three nose jobs and be all: “Yeah, God really blessed me.” It’d be like RoboCop saying how lucky he is God gave him a naturally bulletproof body and a sweet robotic head.

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  1. Pointandlaugh

    I love Jennifer Aniston. She’s gorgeous.

  2. GGIRL

    I think she is really cute! Sorry for what Brad did to her

  3. GGIRL

    But the nose is a little too wide for my taste, she could have had that fixed as well

  4. LL

    I sorta dig Jennifer; sick of hearing about her romantic “problems,” though; going from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn is a problem everyone should have. Damn. She’s rich and famous and still hot. Her boobs look real to me. There. Do I have to do everything?

  5. ponk

    holy hell, i thought i liked Jen, but i didn’t even recognize her in Dirt.

    danielle, 5? is that sesame street’s number of the day?

  6. AreYouSerious?!?!

    She was a dog- but now?!? With that new nose- she might be able to get Brad back!!!

  7. danielle

    7.

    Is that a brand of cereal or something? Never heard of it.

  8. jrzmommy

    DanYELL, as your spiritual advisor, I have to warn you that your post of “5″ has opened yourself up to the following kinds of jokes:

    **IQ
    **Number of Different Fathers your 5 Children Have
    **Number of Chins You Possess
    **Your Grade Level for Reading
    **Number of seats your ass takes up on a plane
    **STDs you are currently seeking treatment for
    **Dollars you paid for your entire outfit

  9. N@ughty

    so what if she had a nose job? so what if her boobs are larger than usual? and so what if she divorced that hollywood hottie and now he and his new beau, Angelina Jolie look like two tired out zombies from raising the kids? she’s still the Jennifer Aniston that looks even more ravishing than ever and oh! how we love her so!
    ~N@ughty

  10. eastcoastgirl

    Jen is a beautiful confident woman with an amazing body imo. She doesn’t need pussy-boy or vince to complete her

  11. BarbadoSlim

    Poor pathetic manheaded Rachel. The bitch that can keep any of her men.

  12. eastcoastgirl

    Jen is a beautiful confident woman with an amazing body imo. She doesn’t need pussy-boy or vince to complete her

  13. schack

    of course brad left her. She’s totally frigid, humorless and BORING.

    she’s one of thos women who thinks she’s better than her silly, pretentious L.A. Dlist actress coevals.

    she defines herself as NOT being whatever they ARE. so no wonder she has no personality. she’s just not.

  14. BarbadoSlim

    And this isn’t Jennifer fan site douchebags.

  15. llllllllll

    Annoying as hell….she feel inferior to Jolie. She may be able to catch up once head transplants are approved by The American Society For Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

  16. whitegold

    Sometimes I feel bad for JA. It’s like celebrity status is slowly passing her by, and she’s trying to be graceful, but also desperately trying to remain worthy of the spotlight. She always tries to play everything off like it’s a big joke and who cares and it’s all good, but really, you kind of get the sense that she’s full of it. Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t JA becoming kind of not interesting as a celebrity? Generally, doing things like kissing girls and having plastic surgery, while trying to joke it off as being silly people gossiping and stuff, I would find that interesting. But from her, it just seems kind of blah.

  17. danielle

    (crickets)

  18. jrzmommy

    I guess they don’t call it RHINOplasty for nothin’.

  19. jrzmommy

    Crickets? C’MON! That was SEVEN jokes in one post! Eight if you count me as your spiritual advisor!

  20. schack

    wait, i don’t get it? crickets?

  21. danielle

    (crickets)

  22. BarbadoSlim

    @2&3 you losers are the demographic that’s enabling this cunt to keep getting press. She’s not your FRIEND, she’s not one of YOU, she’s not the girl next door. Brad didn’t DO anything to her, he left her because she’s her career was more important than being a mother.

    Yet crazy Saint-Gelina manages to have and adopt multiple children and have a career 20 times more successful. Those are the facts.

  23. misanthrope

    Why does it have to be pro-aniston or pro-angelina? Why can’t we hate them both equally?

  24. danielle

    Jennifer Maniston has got to be one of the fugliest drag queens to ever roam the streets of LA

  25. llllllllll

    #24 but Jeniffer Aniston IS my friend and Jeniffer Aniston IS just like me…she said so herself on her website. HAHAHA LOOK AT HOW JENIFFER’S PEOPLE PHOTOSHOPED HER NOSE ON HER WEBSITE LOL…Perhaps they did that so the photo can breath better due to the deviated septum.
    http://jenaniston.net/images/jenaniston-v1_01.jpg

  26. magickal

    #24 – Saintgelina….LOVE it!!!

    #23 – I’ll take “Things that are trying to jump out of my herpes infested cunt for $500, Alex.”

  27. magickal

    …and by “MY” of course I mean Danielle’s. My vag is “spankin’ clean”. Anyone wanna sniff?

  28. Pointandlaugh

    BarbadoSlim:

    you sure have a sandy vagina today.

  29. wedgeone

    #10 – jrz, a grade 5 reading level might be an overstatement. I’d believe grade 2 before I’d believe grade 5.

    I must compliment you Danielle for your new strategy. Responding ambiguously to other posts, leaving us all wondering who you’re talking to. Not bad.

    Oh, wait … I just realized that you’re only writing what you’re hearing inside your head. Never mind – carry on.

    I’d tag this before any of the Three Splooges (LiLo, Paris, Brit) any day of the week. A dead lay is still a lay, okay?

    P.S. – To DamYell, before you type something stupid, a “dead lay” does not imply having intercourse with a corpse. Just to set you straight.

  30. Juliabella

    19-23

    I LOVE IT…AREN’T THEY JUST BORING???

  31. danielle

    And the fan club expands…just like wedgie’s rectum…and her/his/its mouth…and her snatch…hell, you’d open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

  32. jrzmommy

    Hey, DanYELL, I’ve wanted to hook you and Ghoulia up for a couple of days. I think you got some competition……this one tries to insult us in FRRONCH.

  33. BarbadoSlim

    If by vagina you mean penis then yes I do have sand in my long thick vagina.

  34. magickal

    #33 – I’m sorry, I don’t speak ebonics. Could you please re-type and this time, at at least a kindergarten level? Thanks much, sweetums. Love ya!

  35. danielle

    34.

    Seriously, your little bastards are seeking your attention. Why don’t you go raise them in your homemade chicken coop instead of wasting time on here like your doing the world a favor or something?

    And by “attention” I mean…a taste of your snatch.

    And by “snatch” I mean…cock.

  36. jrzmommy

    and by seriously, I mean I mean it, and by I mean it I mean it is my intent and by my intent I mean……..wait, what were we talking about?

  37. danielle

    We were discussing who has the higher IQ.

    We agreed it was me.

  38. Juliabella

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

    WASTE OF MONEY TO EVEN TREAT YOU WHEN YOU GO IN A HOSPITAL….WASTE OF FUCKING TIME OF YOUR KIDS TO KISS YOU GOODNIGHT……..YOU’RE A BIG FUCKING FAT WASTE YOURSELF….. CH

  39. uuhleesuh

    i love her….. who wouldnt… but what a fucking liar. shes had a nose job before and recently got restylane/collagen in her lips.

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005194.html

  40. wedgeone

    #33 >APPLAUSE< You correctly spelled “rectum” and can move on to round 2.
    But WTF is “if her offered”?
    #37 – WTF is “like your doing”?

    #40 – WTF is the drawn out “SO STUPI”?

    The entire IQ of this thread just dropped 15 points thanks to you two carpet munchers.

  41. What a lame stunt.

    -Trott Felipe

  42. Juliabella

    42- you’re so smart. I envy you. I wannas be you right now. Where the fuck is themailman now…. I feel lonely.

  43. yolatengo

    #18 agree with your sentiment.

    JA is the perfect poster child for the self-absorbed and vacuous, anyone who thinks that “rachel’ is their bbf is a damn fool.

  44. jrzmommy

    and by IQ you mean Icky Quotient? hee hee. C’mon DanYELL, you gotta chuckle at that one.

  45. PrettyBaby

    hahahaha! I am dying over here. This has got to be the worst most confusing yet deliciously hilarious comment thread ever.
    Okay #2 & #3 – Listen to Slim and stfu.. Stop your bullshit about Aniston.. You ought to know after hanging around at the Fish that stalking is wrong dammit.She wouldn’t even step over you if you were laying in the street.

  46. PrettyBaby

    #40 WTF????? I can’t even.. I don’t know.

    Danielle might as well be the damn president of the US with the comment #26

    #42 wedge- Truer words have never been spoken…The entire IQ of this thread just dropped 15 points thanks to you two carpet munchers.

    And jrz- you rule that is all. Our plan to get the two ladies on one thread has succeeded bwhahahaha! *High five*

  47. jrzmommy

    Your Mom died? Well………..I GOT A NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!

  48. RussianMafia

    She is going the way of Cameron Diaz — dumped, uninteresting, should die asap

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