Jennifer Aniston still in a bikini

Jennifer Aniston continued her Mexican vacation Friday and I’ve gotta ask this or else I won’t be able to look at myself in the mirror: Why doesn’t Jennifer Aniston wear a bikini all the time instead of acting? I’m serious. Unlike her movies, people actually want to look at this and recommend it to others without fear of gunshot wounds to the face. Don’t believe me? Imagine you’re at work, minding your own business and someone suggests you watch Rumor Has It. If grabbing a muzzleloader isn’t your immediate reaction, congratulations, you’re one of those cyborgs who doesn’t know its a cyborg. Has your love just been a program? Beep boop awww.