While John Mayer is earnestly doodling an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston on his Trapper Keeper, she’s been spotted out with another man. Sources for E!’s Ted Casablanca caught Jen leaving Chateau Marmont Wednesday night with a dude who supposedly makes Brad Pitt look like, well, John Mayer:
J.A. was “absolutely radiant and ravishing” as she held tight to her man-date, exiting the posh bad-girl’s hang for babes like Sienna and Lindsay. And he wasn’t one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer and dubious starlet escort. Nope, the guy in questions was a taller, darker and handsomer babe who held his honey tight, protected and away from peeping eyeballs like yours and mine.
In fact, we’re assured the mystery man is mucho miles ahead of Mayer in the looks department, so maybe there’s hope for Ms. A. one-upping that bitch Angie, after all, let’s pray, OK?
Oh, I see how it is. Jennifer Aniston stars in the No. 1 holiday movie in America and suddenly John Mayer’s chopped liver. – - Actually, that makes all kinds of sense. Good call.
jennyjenjen | January 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Hi everybody, I’m a cheap whore! I need to fuck and suck. Got any cash?
jennyjenjen
whocares | January 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Why do people care who jennifer do if it is not you. Useless
Ned | January 16, 2009 at 11:59 am
He doesn’t have to be better looking, he just has to be straight.
secret lover | January 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm
It was me! Damn it, why do you silly reporters follow us everywhere? This chick is going to need a shamWow! to clean her face off after I’m done with her. What! Cheating? Jenny, no!
ItCouldBeAnyone | January 16, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Remember all those who dogged Angelina Jolie because she ‘stole’ Brad Pitt from Jen? Oh the irony of this is incredible.
Fati | January 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
come on. this guy is a body guard. and a classy lookinng one at that.
lucy | January 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
jane | January 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm
The guy in front of her? Hes supposed to be better looking than Brad Pitt or John Mayer? Do you people need glasses? Bald guys suck.
havoc | January 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Is this Casablanca dude a fag? Because he writes like one….
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KG | January 16, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Lucy:
I just went to the meetwealthy site, but I don’t see where I can meet Jennifer Aniston on there. Is there some way you could send her my email?
lex | January 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
ummmm… i think that guy in the picture IS the bodyguard. no actual photos were taken of the “mystery man” or there would be a crazy scramble to try to ID the guy.
TJ | January 16, 2009 at 12:42 pm
NINTH, bitchez.
Phil | January 16, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I guess she hasn’t learned that looks aren’t everything yet. Shell learn it in a few. What is she 40?
Italian Stallion | January 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Will John Mayer please just pull a Ledger and rid the world of his shitty music? I really hope he doesn’t say what he needs to say about all this in a song because i might just have to kill him myself and I don’t want to go to jail. Ass rape scares me something fierce, unless it’s me ass raping Megan Fox………
todders | January 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm
She can do better. Most women on the planet can do better. Mayer is the ultimate chode-sandwich.
If you want to see a hilarious video about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, and the emotional fallout of Christmas Day, check this out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
Jackie | January 16, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Now John does not have to feel guilty when he bangs one of his groupies. I hope they can make this arrangement work and continue to enjoy fun times and hot passionate sex. I doubt John is making an engagement ring.
p0nk | January 16, 2009 at 1:05 pm
“…And he wasn’t one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer…”
since when is that mutually exclusive?
Jrz | January 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hey Stallion!
Italian Stallion | January 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@18 Yo…..
Amy | January 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
This guy is a bodyguard. People are so stupid and will believe anything.
Amy | January 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
This guy is a bodyguard. People are so stupid and will believe anything.
MilfJungle | January 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Yea that’s clearly a bodyguard, #21 is right.
IK | January 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
She is desperate for a husband and a baby is that women.
Dennis | January 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm
You didn`t mention the fact that it was George Clooney opening the door for them,,,,,,,,
Julie Ann | January 16, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Okie dokie…I’ve gotta say it. Why can’t people, after however many years, just let the Angelina Jolie thing go. Brad Pitt is the one that cheated! He just happened to cheat with someone way more attractive and talented that “JA”.
Just…GOD…get over it already!!!!!!!!!!! If JA still can’t get her shit together than it’s due to her being a moron, not what happened with “Angie”.
Jrz | January 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
yes, clearly.
Shut up.
Jrz | January 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm
#25–when you say someone was more atrractive and talented that (sic) JA, do you mean Julie Ann? Imma juss wonderin zall
By the way, Angelina knew he was married… knucklehead. but the good news is that if he did it with you then he’ll do it to you, so Angelina will get hers one day. Not that she’ll really care because I don’t think she cares about anyone but herself.
jealous | January 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I like that scarf…gimme that damn scarf bitch!
marme | January 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm
If it is true GOOD Mayer is a DOUCHE I mean is kinda funny but their just not right for each other once a couple breaks up it means they are BROKEN.
Fati | January 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm
No 8 – i beg to differ. this guy is not BALD, she’s got a shaved head. totally different. it suits him rather well. he’s a hotty
Insatiable Peter | January 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
John,
Your body is a waste land. Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow. Now fuck off.
Jen
home | January 16, 2009 at 6:05 pm
She’s still getting older and more pathetic
leroy | January 16, 2009 at 6:57 pm
She must be so lonely. Even her mother would rather spend the holidays with Brad Pitt than Jen.
britney's weave | January 16, 2009 at 7:29 pm
i had a trapper keeper in fifth grade.
younies | January 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm
She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
gerard Vandenberg | January 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm
The “WISDOM” has landed, houston!!
Ditto | January 17, 2009 at 9:49 am
Is this Casablanca dude a fag? Because he writes like one….
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John Mayer writes like one to.
West | January 17, 2009 at 10:04 am
I herd Jen pay posters to get online and Trash Brad/Angie and make her look good. Honestly nothing can make Jen look good she should save her money.
Jen is a pathetic cretin.
Molly | January 17, 2009 at 10:33 am
Two publicity buttwipes that will do anything to get attention. I hate them both now. I’m getting sick of their pr games.
jennyjenjen | January 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@1 I am so curious what I’ve done or said to offend you to this level of venomous hatred. You may wish to seek therapy. You’re lashing out on someone you don’t even know, and who’s comments you have allowed to bring rage to your soul. BTW, when you start a comment with “Hi I’m Jennyjenjen”, it’s pretty obvious you are not said poster.. get a grip.
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zaffe | January 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm
i love jen and i wait when the book the bodyguard have write about aj and Brad
ione | February 1, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I never knew what’s so great about Jennifer Aniston. A castrated monkey could play each and every of her roles even better than her. Her nose is way big, her chin is the size of Russia and she doesn’t seem to be cool, smart or talented. She’s stupid, pathetic, ugly and making all the wrong choices.
Even if I’m not a huge Jolie fan, I prefer Angelina any day over this overrated idiot.
Scruffy | February 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm
MANISTON IS PATHETIC. THAT SUMS UP HER COMPLETELY …..OH AND FUGLY AS HELL!
sd card | May 28, 2010 at 9:14 am
If it is true PLEASE Mayer has a shower thinking kinda funny, but not correct each other once a couple breaks, that means they are broken.