Jennifer Aniston explains how she’s just like Jesus by choosing to spend her 41st birthday in Mexico. Via People:
Why did she choose Mexico where she has gone many times before? “These people survive on us coming down and spending money,” Aniston explains. Considering the country’s troubles with swine flu and drug trafficking, “It sort of made sense to sort of say, ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico.’ “
PEPE: ¡Gracias a dios! The Hollywood women are finally here to drink their margaritas at a private resort.
PEPITO: Papa, are we saved now?
PEPE: Yes, mi hijo. Oh, look at them shoo away my cousin Miguel for daring to make eye contact. ¡Gracias a Hollywood! ¡Gracias!
More Bikini Pics of Jennifer Aniston in Mexico
Photos: Flynet
John Mayer | February 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Wow, she’s even more retarded than I thought.
. | February 9, 2010 at 2:45 pm
this just lowered my respect for her. i guess there’s no such thing as smart & beautiful in hollywood.
funny post though.
Yo | February 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
But in Jennifer’s case, she’s neither smart nor beautiful …
Wacker | February 9, 2010 at 2:52 pm
wacked her yesterday. Got nothing better to do than repeat pics 2 days in a row?? Got me some SI babes today.
Ben | February 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm
What the fuck are you talking about? Mexico is not an industrial epicenter. They don’t specialize in IT. Them make money off tourism. Visiting Mexico is not only good for you but also helps feed Mexicans.
Bradders Pittstain | February 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Jen, I miss your HAWT body. The scarcrow with all the childrens is scaring me!
Al | February 9, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Pinche fish.
Renee | February 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
The swine flu and kidnapping cases has hurt tourism in Mexico. Since Jennifer is high profile, she might help people remember to go to the beaches in Mexico in the winter. It makes more sense than Angie Jo going over to get her PR in Haiti.
Rod | February 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Wreck that tuna!
Michael | February 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
superficial.com has dropped to egotastic.com level
i hate her dustin hoffman face | February 9, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Old, ugly, will never be a mother or have a good man – but she is rich and having fun getting more wrinkles and some skin cancer – good for her!
Taz | February 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I’d pump the crap out of her
Anna | February 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm
One of my friends work as a waiter at the hotel she´s staying. He says that she is really nice person. He also has worked for johnny knoxville, britney spears and others. The only celebrity he has complained is Eddie Murphy, my friend says he is really mean and disrespectful with all the employees.
Maybe she thinks she is helping Mexico staying here but not really. Just a few of the guest that stays at those luxurious hotels have the need to leave since they are all inclusive, the hotel owners are mostly americans or europeans and pay almost nothing to the employees. Since hotels are employment sources they pay close to nothing in taxes, soo all the money is actually going to USA or Europe and we keep being a fkn third world country.
KIKI | February 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm
@ 13. I am sorry to hear that Anna. So tourism is ok then?
no | February 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I think this is one of the most retarded statements ever made by a celebrity.
Chang | February 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm
I could come here for the celebporn … but really, the writing keeps drawing me back.
Ego | February 9, 2010 at 3:28 pm
mmm .. a dumb hot pothead .. that’s almost the perfect woman.
she makes me happy in my pants.
norteco664 | February 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Obviously every penny from tourism helps the every Country, but the way she said it, it’s like she really thinks she’s making a difference. The Hollywood women should donate one of her millions of dollars to a charity to really help out Mexico not just give a 10 dollar tip
Larry is inapproriate | February 9, 2010 at 3:30 pm
@ 15
“I am so in love with my brother right now”
-Angelina Jolie
THAT is the dumbest and grosses comment by far.
havoc | February 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Her straddling my face would help Mexico too.
Just putting that out there Jen. You know. If you’re reading this.
Call me.
(It doesn’t have to be from Mexico)
vivausa | February 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm
mexicans are gross
vivamexico | February 9, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Ignorant Americans are gross
God | February 9, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Around here on my birthday the angels bring me a big glass of Spam jelly, which works well as a cucumber lubricant.
Hennifer Lopez | February 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Hey remember that one time that Brad Pitt dumped her ugly ass for Angelina?
yeah, thats the only thing keeping this woman relevant.
stanlymorris | February 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
she is still smokin HoT these days.
Scout | February 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Rednecks are unpleasant
ibago | February 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Hey, vivausa, I’d love to see a picture of you! usually the ugliest people make these anonymous idiotic comments.
Kangaroo | February 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Still smokin hot. Want to touch the hiney.
Sir Peto | February 9, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Yeah! Jennifer has been saving México for years, since Friends and now.
Thank you Rachel! Now we can eat!
(pun intended)
Shite.
Sir Peto | February 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Come on Rachel … really?
with yer shitty movies and tv programmes you can save the world!
Sincerely,
a Patriot
julio | February 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm
it was a funny post… but i’m mexican
Juan | February 9, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Yankees Go Home! Fucking gringos de mierda!
ugh | February 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Jen you will die alone. Nobody likes you. Like Cameron Diaz you are an old ugly piece of shit. Your pussy is all dried up and you can’t keep a man because they are only using you. They date you for the fame. No one will date you because they are attracted to you because NO ONE is attracted to your freak square chin.
I hope you stay in shit-hole Mexico and develop diarrhea.
sandra | February 9, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Ignorant ass people , im speaking to the ones being disrespectful to mexico and jen aniston , your all a piece of shit .
sarah | February 9, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Is she serious?
lucy | February 9, 2010 at 8:13 pm
she looks great as usual, very stunning, love her
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Pedro | February 9, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Daaaamn she shouldn’t have said that. Salvador Cabañas was shot in the head coming out of a VIP Club in the beach for much less than that.
Then again, maybe she going to private beaches, spending in Salvatore Ferragamo in Cancún and staying at the Hilton will totally help tourism. It’s not like mexico has this beautiful ancient ruins or colonial cities that she’s not at all visiting.
JMC | February 9, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Seriously, she actually said that?
Good grief some people are truly stupid.
This is why no man will ever be more than your friend Jennifer.
Alex | February 9, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I can’t stand this fucking gringo-ho. Can this bitch stick her money up her dried up frigid snatch and never come back to Mexico PLEASE!
Bev | February 10, 2010 at 12:15 am
Lainey
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Lovebirds leaving together
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The pretend kind.
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After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spit.tle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer and her publicist Stephen Huvane. Spitt.le was likely lightly admonished. And then summoned for the holiday conveniently in time for the tabloid cut off.
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What tabloid cut-off?
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Well, tabloids hit newsstands on Wednesdays. This means they go to print on Tuesday. Which means all photos have to be laid out by Monday. The photos of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler spending the weekend together in Cabo were widely disseminated on Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy?
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I know of at least one magazine that will feature these shots on the cover tomorrow. At least two more were considering it. Great free press for a movie.
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LOL Jennifer Aniston is so stupid.
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JA is about as ordinary and plain a cute-girl-next-door as you can get. I never understood what the big fuss over her was about. Probably way too few hot women in this country, that’s why our aesthetic standards seem to be so low.
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she is still hot!
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lolusa | February 10, 2010 at 2:20 pm
mexicans are dumb and short
vivausa | February 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
To all the so-called mexicans on here, i have a lawn that needs mowing