Jennifer Aniston Not Pregnant
Jennifer Aniston has laughed off reports she is pregnant with Vince Vaughn’s baby. She said the baby could be anyone’s (note: she didn’t actually say that). But she did say the following:
“You know what? If all these (pregnancy rumors were true), I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it happens, you’ll hear it.” In magazine In Style , Aniston admits it took nearly a year of “hard work and soul-searching” before she was ready to date again. She said “You just wake up one day and you start to feel like, yeah, I think I’m open to that now. I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally, I’d like to have a couple (of children), but who knows?”
You hear that sound? It’s Jennifer’s biological clock, and it’s ticking. She missed her chance of birthing an Ubermensch with Brad , and it’ll be interesting to see what happens if this thing with Vince Vaughn doesn’t work out. She could be on the first steps of a very long downward spiral, eventually ending in drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top.