Jennifer Aniston has possibly snapped

November 14th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is typically a private person. But in the past 24 hours, she’s showed up on Oprah to talk about the infamous Vogue interview and, even more surprising, she allowed herself to be photographed with John Mayer last night – in public. Judging by the look on her face, I’d say she’s lost it. And all according to Brad Pitt’s plan. You know somewhere he’s looking at these while twirling his mustache: “Ha! Angie, look. We totally made her show up in public with that dude. Man, what a goob. – Christ, are you birthing again? But Smallville’s on…

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  1. first!

    first!

  2. bakinmycake

    lost what?

  3. Upornedme

    to #1, I am not the last one! LOL~
    she is still sexy and hot. the last time i saw her PICS was on
    “MatchRich.c o m” the club For celebs,Wealthy beauties,Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

  4. gits

    Atta girl, Jen, keep your chin up!!!

    Hold on…nah, forget that last part.

  5. John Mayer

    For the last time – I am NOT a homossssssexssssual.

  6. Less tabloids, more bikinis please!!!! only the haus fruas interested in this!!!

  7. Sue

    I’d be much more interested if she were a success instead of a boring predictable failure.

  8. D4P

    1. They get married
    2. She has a kid(s)
    3. He cheats on her
    4. They get divorced

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

  9. She seems like she’d be 100% against anal sex, so for sure that’s the first thing I’d do. She doesn’t seem all that strong so I’m confident I could do it. There’s no ride quite like the surprise attack anal with a girl who’s got an absolute rule against it. It really is breathtaking, you should try it

  10. Jennifer Aniston

    To all my fans: stop calling me “Rachel” you fucking retarded queefs.

  11. dork

    I think she’s just rehearsing for later that night when she had to fake a good time with that creepy John Mayer on top of her.

  12. havoc

    That’s a Xanax face if I ever saw one.

    Mayer is morphing into Marc Anthony….

    .

  13. She didn’t lose her mind, it fell out from repeated slamings into her headboard. It aint easy making twins.

  14. effyeray

    Fug bitch is fug… and should just fade away & die

  15. Rant

    She was totally hot on 30 Rock!

  16. Uncle Eccoli

    Sad sad sad.

  17. John McCain

    So……who gives a fuck? This bitch has more money than God and she’s concerned about who that gargoyle-face motherfucker of an ex-husband is laying the pipe to???? Jen, do yourself a fucking favor, okay? Hire yourself a fuck-all-night stud and order roomservice for the rest of the year.

  18. ? ? ?

    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

  19. Kon-Tiki

    It’s like something out of Dangerous Liaisons. This guy is a sadist. He’s only in it for the media attention and for the pleasure of making Aniston look like a fool and leaving her in the darkest place possible. Aging, alone, but too immature and reeking of desperation to date guys in her age bracket.

    She’s better off than Brad in that her problem is fixable — she’s not stuck with a lunatic and their lunatic spawn, yet. But the clock is ticking and fear is a dangerous thing.

  20. Does it really matter?

    John has lost weight, he RESEMBLES Johnny Depp…. In the eyes…..sort of…. maybe?

  21. Does it really matter?

    John has lost weight, he RESEMBLES Johnny Depp…. In the eyes…..sort of…. maybe?

  22. Ross Geller

    Her face looks fuller and she appears happy.

    I’m sure Mayer will run to the high hills if she gets pregnant. The man is in love with himself, no room for kids.

  23. Ananana

    TEAM PITT. he got to nail them both.

  24. I love John Mayer’s personality, his music, his singing, his humor, his intelligence, he is tall, attractive, sexy and rocks on the guitar! And John puts on incredible concerts too! Enjoy Jennifer and John!

  25. dew

    Tabloids at the store said she was pregnant, but poor source, so time will tell.

    Meanwhile, poor poor Jen, everyone talks about what a dreadful actress she is. Well she should look very closely at Halle Berry and Charlize Theron’s recent history, and take lots of acting lessons, then do grungy, edgy roles without makeup, coif hair, and couture outfits. But instead, she just whines, vacations, and poses in swimsuits and little dresses.

    I suspect her face will age well, assuming she doesn’t gross us all out with freaky plastic surgery; she still has time to try to be a real actress, if she’d only put some effort into it.

  26. Chauncey Gardner

    Jennifer Aniston is goofy-looking. If you shaved her head, she would look like Jake Gyllenhaal in JARHEAD. Be-titted, of course.

  27. Mama Pinkus

    Nothing strange about it. She’s an actress whose husband dumped her and she’s fixing to turn 40 in less than three months. That biological clock ain’t just ticking, it’s like a drumbeat in her ears.

  28. ROTFLMAO

    #18 – That’s Great!!!!!

    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    Love it!!!!!!
    wow I must have no life to think this is funny.

    Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo
    Shame on you.

  29. CV

    Best looking woman in Hollywood.

  30. ummm...yeah

    That bitch is gonna drown in all that sea of self pity…pathetic

  31. John Aniston

    leave my ugly sister alone you twats –
    and fix your fucking rss feed
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  32. kinsey

    all i can say is that Oprah/Jen was the worst interview ever. There was more uncomfortaable laugher than I have ever heard. the cake??!! the dogs??!! they were totally desperate. She looked beautiful but the rest was totally awkward

  33. Joe Consumer

    John Mayer is a douchebag of monumental proportion, a functional dufus, a buffoon, a creep and has a shit personality. If he’s successful at music, fine but play the goddamned music and shut the fuck up no one gives a goddamn about listening to the little sissy rants.

    Keep the cameras and interview microphones away from this dumbfuck shitstain weakling.

  34. John Mayer is SO gross.

  35. lolipop

    I hope jolie dies
    what a bitch

  36. Bren

    I knew this was coming. Jen is so predictable that it’s pathetic. I knew after she did the Oprah show she was going to make a pr appearance on the streets with the douche bag Mayer. She has to try and prove she is in a real relationship to save face. Jen needs to seriously move on with her life.

  37. Paul

    Oprah show bad. I didn’t like it at all.
    30 rock Jen had the lowest ratings so far. The people have spoken. We don’t like mud slinging. Jen is running a dirty campaign. She is out.

  38. Isla

    Jen is mentally ill for sure. She is going to take her crazy out on John.

  39. Marg

    From the looks of it Jen fan’s have snapped too.

  40. mazee

    Could she be any more shallow? She just seems so devoid of any human qualities–compassion…humility…joy…

    Sorry, but I have never gotten why anyone finds her interesting or attractive.

  41. I liked that video!

    I liked that video! And, come to think of it, I think I’m going to start stalking Jen obsessively now.

    Also . . . I think I’m going to beat up Brad Pitt right in front of Angie’s monkey collection, the collection she has for the monkey house at her own private zoo. Yup, Angie’s going to have to find a new zoo keeper now!

    Oh, and one other thing . . . Oprah is a great ape with great big rubbery flubbery blubbery nig.ger lips almost as big as Angie’s!!!

  42. sapphire eyes

    Jen just looks as if she’s living her life and enjoying herself. She stated that she knows she leads an incredibly charmed life.

    Maybe after Pitt/Jolie lied to her about how their affair started, Jen’s just a bit more picky about the men she dates. Maybe the whoremongering Pitt has taught her to avoid the arrested adolescents out there who want to bang every fugly lollipop-shaped skank who crosses his path.

    Not everyone who is single is lonely, desperate or clingy. No one has said anything about Sheryl Crow’s single status since she dumbed that cheating loser Lance Armstrong. She seems happier now than ever, with her baby and some good success following her.

    Many of my friends are single and are content to lead their lives under their own terms. No kids to worry about, no one checking up on them every 10 minutes, no one to tell them that “we can’t afford to go to Hawaii” when she knows she can. She’s the happiest, busiest, most successful person I know, and she did it all on her own. She’s smart, funny, and a great friend.

    I’ve been married to the world’s greatest guy — I won the lottery when I met him and I never let him forget that I appreciate his innate goodness. I KNOW how lucky I am to have a great husband who is a great dad, friend, partner, and supportive person. The last 10 years for us have not been all picnics and roses; we’ve had our rough patches but managed to work through them. Especially after we adopted our twin girls from a foreign country (but no worries, you won’t see me parading them around like AJ/BP’s trophy army) we had a lot to learn about being parents and each other.

    Maybe Jen is happy just taking life one day at a time. She looks great, doesn’t seem at all angry at AJ even though she has every reason to be (“I’d never sleep with a married man. My father did that to my mother, and I know what pain it caused her”). I think AJ is a lying sack of shit and BP broke his marriage vows – promises – that he made to Jen whilst they were still married. AJ & BP deserve each other, the lying, low-down flea-ridden dogs that they are. I actually feel sorry for their kids — AJ’s a borderline narcissist personality and BP is just a nutless, spineless slave to what’s left of his balls.

    AJ — if you’re really going to “fade away” from acting, do it quick. You’ve done enough damage already so your work here is complete. Now the lot of you — just go live in France or Africa or Ukraine or Nepal or something. Just please go now.

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  44. K

    #40 i’m with you. i just dont understand. she has the same personality in every show, every movie and in real life. hard to believe anyone finds her interesting. but hey she’s conventionally beautiful and i guess that works.

  45. Charlie Griffin

    Jennifer: I have always been in love with you, and I always will be. You just need to find out what a “normal” life is like. Get away from “Tinseltown” and come out here with “real” people. There, you will find some true happiness, and the right man to have your baby with. (You can always fly when you need to). If you need any normal candidate to live with, I’m always yours! West Tennessee is beautiful, and the people are the nicest in the world (next to the Birmingham, Ala., beauty, Courtney).

  46. SouthCoastSean

    @45

    You really think she is reading this? Douchebag!

  47. SouthCoastSean

    @45

    You really think she is reading this? Douchebag!

  48. Fuzzer

    I feel sorry for her. The end of her marriage was very public and talked about. And her ex and his new woman are a constant topic. It had to have been very stressful and humiliating for her. How can you get over it when it is constantly thrown in your face?

  49. zagge

    Why are you in US so much haters? Do you know Jen, John? no, i don´t think that. you must fell so bed and don´t say that Jen need a psyk when you hate apeople you don´t know,it sameting how are not right . Take break go out read book but stop hat before you gon crazy. love you jen and john

  50. zagge

    Why are you in US so much haters? Do you know Jen, John? no, i don´t think that. you must fell so bed and don´t say that Jen need a psyk when you hate apeople you don´t know,it sameting how are not right . Take break go out read book but stop hat before you gon crazy. love you jen and john

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