Jennifer Aniston is typically a private person. But in the past 24 hours, she’s showed up on Oprah to talk about the infamous Vogue interview and, even more surprising, she allowed herself to be photographed with John Mayer last night – in public. Judging by the look on her face, I’d say she’s lost it. And all according to Brad Pitt’s plan. You know somewhere he’s looking at these while twirling his mustache: “Ha! Angie, look. We totally made her show up in public with that dude. Man, what a goob. – Christ, are you birthing again? But Smallville’s on…”
Photos: Splash News
first! | November 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm
first!
bakinmycake | November 14, 2008 at 12:42 pm
lost what?
Upornedme | November 14, 2008 at 12:43 pm
to #1, I am not the last one! LOL~
she is still sexy and hot. the last time i saw her PICS was on
“MatchRich.c o m” the club For celebs,Wealthy beauties,Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
gits | November 14, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Atta girl, Jen, keep your chin up!!!
Hold on…nah, forget that last part.
John Mayer | November 14, 2008 at 12:44 pm
For the last time – I am NOT a homossssssexssssual.
Rough Daddy | November 14, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Less tabloids, more bikinis please!!!! only the haus fruas interested in this!!!
Sue | November 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I’d be much more interested if she were a success instead of a boring predictable failure.
D4P | November 14, 2008 at 12:54 pm
1. They get married
2. She has a kid(s)
3. He cheats on her
4. They get divorced
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Jimbo | November 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm
She seems like she’d be 100% against anal sex, so for sure that’s the first thing I’d do. She doesn’t seem all that strong so I’m confident I could do it. There’s no ride quite like the surprise attack anal with a girl who’s got an absolute rule against it. It really is breathtaking, you should try it
Jennifer Aniston | November 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm
To all my fans: stop calling me “Rachel” you fucking retarded queefs.
dork | November 14, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I think she’s just rehearsing for later that night when she had to fake a good time with that creepy John Mayer on top of her.
havoc | November 14, 2008 at 1:01 pm
That’s a Xanax face if I ever saw one.
Mayer is morphing into Marc Anthony….
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Whatthefuckisthat? | November 14, 2008 at 1:06 pm
She didn’t lose her mind, it fell out from repeated slamings into her headboard. It aint easy making twins.
effyeray | November 14, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Fug bitch is fug… and should just fade away & die
Rant | November 14, 2008 at 1:18 pm
She was totally hot on 30 Rock!
Uncle Eccoli | November 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Sad sad sad.
John McCain | November 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
So……who gives a fuck? This bitch has more money than God and she’s concerned about who that gargoyle-face motherfucker of an ex-husband is laying the pipe to???? Jen, do yourself a fucking favor, okay? Hire yourself a fuck-all-night stud and order roomservice for the rest of the year.
? ? ? | November 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
Kon-Tiki | November 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm
It’s like something out of Dangerous Liaisons. This guy is a sadist. He’s only in it for the media attention and for the pleasure of making Aniston look like a fool and leaving her in the darkest place possible. Aging, alone, but too immature and reeking of desperation to date guys in her age bracket.
She’s better off than Brad in that her problem is fixable — she’s not stuck with a lunatic and their lunatic spawn, yet. But the clock is ticking and fear is a dangerous thing.
Does it really matter? | November 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm
John has lost weight, he RESEMBLES Johnny Depp…. In the eyes…..sort of…. maybe?
Does it really matter? | November 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm
John has lost weight, he RESEMBLES Johnny Depp…. In the eyes…..sort of…. maybe?
Ross Geller | November 14, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Her face looks fuller and she appears happy.
I’m sure Mayer will run to the high hills if she gets pregnant. The man is in love with himself, no room for kids.
Ananana | November 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
TEAM PITT. he got to nail them both.
OC Dee | November 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I love John Mayer’s personality, his music, his singing, his humor, his intelligence, he is tall, attractive, sexy and rocks on the guitar! And John puts on incredible concerts too! Enjoy Jennifer and John!
dew | November 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Tabloids at the store said she was pregnant, but poor source, so time will tell.
Meanwhile, poor poor Jen, everyone talks about what a dreadful actress she is. Well she should look very closely at Halle Berry and Charlize Theron’s recent history, and take lots of acting lessons, then do grungy, edgy roles without makeup, coif hair, and couture outfits. But instead, she just whines, vacations, and poses in swimsuits and little dresses.
I suspect her face will age well, assuming she doesn’t gross us all out with freaky plastic surgery; she still has time to try to be a real actress, if she’d only put some effort into it.
Chauncey Gardner | November 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Jennifer Aniston is goofy-looking. If you shaved her head, she would look like Jake Gyllenhaal in JARHEAD. Be-titted, of course.
Mama Pinkus | November 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Nothing strange about it. She’s an actress whose husband dumped her and she’s fixing to turn 40 in less than three months. That biological clock ain’t just ticking, it’s like a drumbeat in her ears.
ROTFLMAO | November 14, 2008 at 4:34 pm
#18 – That’s Great!!!!!
26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
Love it!!!!!!
wow I must have no life to think this is funny.
Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo
Shame on you.
CV | November 14, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Best looking woman in Hollywood.
ummm...yeah | November 14, 2008 at 6:24 pm
That bitch is gonna drown in all that sea of self pity…pathetic
John Aniston | November 14, 2008 at 7:09 pm
leave my ugly sister alone you twats –
and fix your fucking rss feed
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kinsey | November 14, 2008 at 7:15 pm
all i can say is that Oprah/Jen was the worst interview ever. There was more uncomfortaable laugher than I have ever heard. the cake??!! the dogs??!! they were totally desperate. She looked beautiful but the rest was totally awkward
Joe Consumer | November 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm
John Mayer is a douchebag of monumental proportion, a functional dufus, a buffoon, a creep and has a shit personality. If he’s successful at music, fine but play the goddamned music and shut the fuck up no one gives a goddamn about listening to the little sissy rants.
Keep the cameras and interview microphones away from this dumbfuck shitstain weakling.
jennifer | November 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm
John Mayer is SO gross.
lolipop | November 14, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I hope jolie dies
what a bitch
Bren | November 14, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I knew this was coming. Jen is so predictable that it’s pathetic. I knew after she did the Oprah show she was going to make a pr appearance on the streets with the douche bag Mayer. She has to try and prove she is in a real relationship to save face. Jen needs to seriously move on with her life.
Paul | November 14, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Oprah show bad. I didn’t like it at all.
30 rock Jen had the lowest ratings so far. The people have spoken. We don’t like mud slinging. Jen is running a dirty campaign. She is out.
Isla | November 14, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Jen is mentally ill for sure. She is going to take her crazy out on John.
Marg | November 14, 2008 at 10:46 pm
From the looks of it Jen fan’s have snapped too.
mazee | November 14, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Could she be any more shallow? She just seems so devoid of any human qualities–compassion…humility…joy…
Sorry, but I have never gotten why anyone finds her interesting or attractive.
I liked that video! | November 15, 2008 at 5:02 am
I liked that video! And, come to think of it, I think I’m going to start stalking Jen obsessively now.
Also . . . I think I’m going to beat up Brad Pitt right in front of Angie’s monkey collection, the collection she has for the monkey house at her own private zoo. Yup, Angie’s going to have to find a new zoo keeper now!
Oh, and one other thing . . . Oprah is a great ape with great big rubbery flubbery blubbery nig.ger lips almost as big as Angie’s!!!
sapphire eyes | November 15, 2008 at 10:38 am
Jen just looks as if she’s living her life and enjoying herself. She stated that she knows she leads an incredibly charmed life.
Maybe after Pitt/Jolie lied to her about how their affair started, Jen’s just a bit more picky about the men she dates. Maybe the whoremongering Pitt has taught her to avoid the arrested adolescents out there who want to bang every fugly lollipop-shaped skank who crosses his path.
Not everyone who is single is lonely, desperate or clingy. No one has said anything about Sheryl Crow’s single status since she dumbed that cheating loser Lance Armstrong. She seems happier now than ever, with her baby and some good success following her.
Many of my friends are single and are content to lead their lives under their own terms. No kids to worry about, no one checking up on them every 10 minutes, no one to tell them that “we can’t afford to go to Hawaii” when she knows she can. She’s the happiest, busiest, most successful person I know, and she did it all on her own. She’s smart, funny, and a great friend.
I’ve been married to the world’s greatest guy — I won the lottery when I met him and I never let him forget that I appreciate his innate goodness. I KNOW how lucky I am to have a great husband who is a great dad, friend, partner, and supportive person. The last 10 years for us have not been all picnics and roses; we’ve had our rough patches but managed to work through them. Especially after we adopted our twin girls from a foreign country (but no worries, you won’t see me parading them around like AJ/BP’s trophy army) we had a lot to learn about being parents and each other.
Maybe Jen is happy just taking life one day at a time. She looks great, doesn’t seem at all angry at AJ even though she has every reason to be (“I’d never sleep with a married man. My father did that to my mother, and I know what pain it caused her”). I think AJ is a lying sack of shit and BP broke his marriage vows – promises – that he made to Jen whilst they were still married. AJ & BP deserve each other, the lying, low-down flea-ridden dogs that they are. I actually feel sorry for their kids — AJ’s a borderline narcissist personality and BP is just a nutless, spineless slave to what’s left of his balls.
AJ — if you’re really going to “fade away” from acting, do it quick. You’ve done enough damage already so your work here is complete. Now the lot of you — just go live in France or Africa or Ukraine or Nepal or something. Just please go now.
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K | November 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm
#40 i’m with you. i just dont understand. she has the same personality in every show, every movie and in real life. hard to believe anyone finds her interesting. but hey she’s conventionally beautiful and i guess that works.
Charlie Griffin | November 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Jennifer: I have always been in love with you, and I always will be. You just need to find out what a “normal” life is like. Get away from “Tinseltown” and come out here with “real” people. There, you will find some true happiness, and the right man to have your baby with. (You can always fly when you need to). If you need any normal candidate to live with, I’m always yours! West Tennessee is beautiful, and the people are the nicest in the world (next to the Birmingham, Ala., beauty, Courtney).
SouthCoastSean | December 11, 2008 at 9:57 am
@45
You really think she is reading this? Douchebag!
SouthCoastSean | December 11, 2008 at 9:57 am
@45
You really think she is reading this? Douchebag!
Fuzzer | December 12, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I feel sorry for her. The end of her marriage was very public and talked about. And her ex and his new woman are a constant topic. It had to have been very stressful and humiliating for her. How can you get over it when it is constantly thrown in your face?
zagge | December 15, 2008 at 1:29 am
Why are you in US so much haters? Do you know Jen, John? no, i don´t think that. you must fell so bed and don´t say that Jen need a psyk when you hate apeople you don´t know,it sameting how are not right . Take break go out read book but stop hat before you gon crazy. love you jen and john
zagge | December 15, 2008 at 1:29 am
Why are you in US so much haters? Do you know Jen, John? no, i don´t think that. you must fell so bed and don´t say that Jen need a psyk when you hate apeople you don´t know,it sameting how are not right . Take break go out read book but stop hat before you gon crazy. love you jen and john