Jennifer Aniston meets with Brad Pitt’s mom

June 19th, 2007 // 129 Comments

got photos of Jennifer Aniston meeting up with her former mother-in-law, Jane Pitt. Pitt was escorted by Brad Pitt’s security team in a black SUV and taken to Jennifer’s rented Malibu beach home.

According to our Celebrity Babylon snapper, “The second the SUV was feet from the place, Jen’s bodyguard rushed out and got the door for Jane. She was quickly taken into the house where she stayed for the next two hours.”

I’m not sure why this qualifies as news. I think they want you to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s mom are conspiring against Angelina Jolie in some way. And yeah, maybe they are sitting around a black cauldron chanting strange incantations and throwing in pictures of Angelina Jolie, but that doesn’t mean anything. My ex-girlfriend did that all the time and she assured me it was just normal girl behavior. As was calling my home at weird hours and threatening to murder me in my sleep. You know, just girls being girls.

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  1. Jimbo

    @39 Yeah, lets hang out in the study hall. Bring some of the DIY videos

  2. jrzmommy

    47–you’re kidding, right?

  3. bungoone

    42, i’d have to disagree.

    jennifer seems to have the demeanor of wet toilet paper.

    angelina, the jury is still out on whether she’s crazy or not, but at least there’s something there.

    does a guy want to get with a pile of wet toilet paper or someone who will eff their brains out? i just assume that’s what angelina does juding from her days with billy bob.

  4. Ooba Gooba

    #6: No, you aren’t the only one. I think Anniston is far better looking than Jolie, not to mention a much nicer person. Jolie is a diva bitch.

  5. Jimbo

    @52 – No, Retarded

  6. LINZEE

    one thing to say to stupid person number 47. actually 2. what makes me shallow? please enlighten me. i like jennifer aniston better than angelina jolie. how am i shallow? AND, sure its nice to see women with kids, nothing better IF they are a good mother. And i distinctly remember angelina saying she needed to try to love her biological child. um is that sexy? noooo. is that normal? noooooooo. is that borderline lock me up im effing nuts? um yeah pretty much.

  7. GOD

    #53. Billy Bob Thorton said “you may be having sex with the world’s hottest woman and it may actually be just like fucking a couche” sadly that is a real quote and it’s pretty obvious what he is saying.

    Bottom line the girls who look like the best FUCK are usually the worst.

  8. Yahweh

    The best fucks are girls with kick-ass bodies and ugly faces. Turn ‘em around & you’re in bidness, baby!

  9. YouRang

    #57 If he ever sells his couch fucking technique, that will be a big seller.

  10. jrzmommy

    I wasn’t talking to you Quimbo.

  11. bungoone

    well, i didn’t hear him complaining at the time 57. he probably just said that in bitterness because angelina left his busted old leathery ass.

  12. Audrey

    #41 “should have sent him packing back to his wife” now honestly what woman in their right mind would send Brad back? especially since they love one another, and what in the world makes you think he go back to Jen? They are perfect together and Jen needs to just get over it. I only defend this couple in Hollywood because they actually have a ounce of humanity and compassion to step back and think about the less fortunate once in a while and many evil people are disgusted with that.

    #57..you know that Billy Bob is a habitual sex addict? that’s one of the main reasons Angelina left him, apart from him being a wrinkly old fart. The only person who could satisfy Billy is Billy.

  13. LAILONI

    SO FUCKING SORRY LINZEE, THAT YOU ARE A PRUDE! I KNOW THAT WHEN BRAD, AND JENNIFER, BROKE UP, YOU WERE ACTUALLY DEPRESSED, FOR MONTHS! DO YOU KNOW WHY?…….BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY DON’T HAVE A LIFE, AND I BET YOU THAT YOU ARE A PALE, SKINNY, I WOULD SAY WHORE, BUT THE WAY YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW, I WOULDN’T SAY WHORE,BUT A UPTIGHT BITTER BITCH, THAT DAYDREAMS SECRETLY SOMEONE WILL POUND YOU FROM THE BACK BITCH! bITCH, GET SOME PENIS, AND I PROMISE YOU, THAT YOU WILL BE EVENTALLY HAPPY!

  14. Boring Girls Bore Me

    #23

    I’m falling asleep just reading your description of Aniston. If you go to any church or any other place where creativity or questioning of the social norm is discouraged, there will be plenty such girls.

    And sadly I don’t know of any such girl who has donated at least one third of the money she’s made for charity.

  15. Which Men Are Normal

    #42
    By “normal men” you mean those who can’t win hot chicks?

  16. Linzee

    audrey- what is so compassionate about the way he left jen for angelina? i know you are talking about different, more important issues with society, and yes, YAY for them for being so wonderful. but honestly they should be with all their money. ALL celebrities should be. anyway, last point is this…in the way of relationships and being a decent partner, i think they deserve each other. brad is a scum bag for what he did to jen and angelina is just as bad.

    and loni #63, i really dont know what to say to you as it was hard for me understand your jibberish. if you want, you could rephrase it, so i would at least have a fair chance to make a mockery of your stupid self.

  17. teeteetdot

    Brad’s mom has the figure of a loaf of bread.

  18. #67 I said” that your probably a uptight, bitter bitch, that secretly dream’s of getting pounded from the back! Get some penis, and eventually, you will be happy! You don’t know what went on behind close doors with Jen, and Brad! One thing is for sure, he wanted children, and miss wally my head is up my ass, didn’t want to have children, for heavens sake, they were married for 7 years, and this boney bitch was worrying about her stalling career, hell it wouldn’t of made a difference, because she still is stalled! Angelina, obviously gave Brad what the hell he wanted! Some good Head, and a beautiful ass baby! Go suck A dog’s dick!

  19. Linzee

    Dear What the Fuck Ever,
    Please calm yourself. If you are getting THIS worked up telling me to do inappropraite things with dogs b/c we have different views on Jennifer Aniston, then I think it is you who needs to “get a life”. The phrase itself takes me back to middle school, as do your immature, incoherent thoughts. I’m glad you were there behind those closed doors. Please share your information…you could make some money off of it, if you didnt already know that. so fuckhead, all I’m really saying is…”marriage shouldnt be done if one person wants kids and the other doesnt. And I think it would have been smart of them to talk about it beforehand. Brad is still a piece of shit, I don’t care if he got what he needed…SCUM BAG.” ok bye i have to leave.

  20. uberslacker

    OMG, snore.

  21. Dear chasity belt weared Linzee,

    I think that Maybe Jennifer, knew that Brad wanted to have children for along time! I think that this bitch was stalling, any fucking way! It’s ok, if you don’t care for him, it’s not like his losing any sleep, that a snobbish, chasity wearing dumbass like yourself isn’t buying his movie tickets! Bitch, your like a small dot, on the map of the united states! Who cares! Being a mother, is beautiful, and natural! Brad probably wanted to see a another side of Jennifer, but like I said” her head was so far up her ass, that she couldn’t see past that bullshit story that she was feeding Brad, and lot of other people”! Now, the bitch, is hanging on for dear life! His mother, com-on! That is some physco shit, and you know it! Then again, your probably just like her! That’s probably why Brad is a scumbag to you, becasuse YOU’RE A PHYSCO BITCH! ARE YOU LIKE THAT CHARACTER, that Glenn Close played in “Fatal Attraction?”

    Sincerely,

    WHAT THE FUCK EVER

  22. GOD

    Oh you Jen and Angie fans. Frankly both bitches annoy the shit out of me. I am seriously considering a little accident to put them (and dickless Bradley) out of their misery.

    Jen should have kept her mouth shut just like Nicole Kidman did. Nicole just let Tom Cruise self destruct and she kept her personal matters to herself. Now look who’s on top and has an Oscar and who is “the crazy one”.
    #63.The fact is Brad and Jen planned to have kids after Friends ended. Brad stayed on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and did not come to the Friends finale taping (which surprised everyone) because he had already begun to get emotionally involved with Angie. ( A man of his clout could have gotten off for the afternoon to watch wifey end her 8 year show or however long that shit ran). Many who knew Brad and Jen stated that Jen wanted kids VERY badly but Brad checked out of the marriage as soon as he met Angie. Brad NEVER said Jen didn’t want kids. Get your facts straight before you use caps lock. Quit blaming Jen. Brad’s the pig and this little Team Jen and team Angie bullshit is so fucking old.

    Angie fans want to vilify Jen to justify the bitchy thing Angie did. Because if Jen is somehow a bitch it justifies Brad and Angie’s relationship. Angie fans always thought Angie was a “friend to women” but it turns out she’s just a bitch who wants what she wants when she wants despite the consequences. Which she proves daily with her baby addiction. She’s a child.

    Jen is a whiner. She should NEVER have involved Oprah and the desperate housewives of America, and perhaps even the world, in her little pity party. Again she should have kept things to herself and maybe let a male friend or two stick up for her in the media but that’s it.

  23. Snatch

    67: Who doesn’t need a good pound from behind every now and again?
    I don’t think Pitt’s mom would go over to her house if JEN is conspiring. God, some of you guys are morons.
    Angie keeps her beauty by sucking the life our of the man she is with. See, for example, Brad.
    And I doubt Aniston ever made out with her own brother on live television.
    Angie may be attractive, but between saving kids from countries we don’t give a fuck about, what has she done? Turned Pitt into an ugly old man.

  24. BRAD PITT

    #72, WHO THE FUCK DIED, AND MADE YOU QUEEN, OR RIGHT! mAYBE IF THAT BITCH JEN, WASN’T SUCK A FUCKING STICK IN THE MUD, MAYBE SHE’LL HAVE HER A MAN! I BET YOU CALL ALL OF YOUR GUYS DICKLESS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR A OILY BITCH WITH THOUSANDS OF TATTOO’S, WITH BAD FEET, AND A FUCKING MULLET! DICKLESS, SHIT THAT’S WHAT LEAD HIM TO SEXY ASS ANGELINA! HIS DICK! AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY NOT TO BITE YOUR MAN PENIS OFF, AND THEN MAYBE YOU WILL SOUND HAPPIER! THAT BITCH, COULDN’T MADE IT. IF ALL THE FRIENDS CAST WASN’T THERE TO SUPPORT HER! FUCK HER, AND THE DICKLESS WHOLESOME PHONEY BITCHES, THAT’S ON HER NIPPLES!

  25. narrator

    A recap:

    Jen: pointed-chinned sour girl who’s a boring lay and will turn fully masculine shortly after menopause.

    Angie: bug-eyed unstable neurotic who buried her mom, hated her dad, fucked her brother, and continues to seek the spotlight even though she’s thinning away into veiny hairy nothingness like a moth spending too much time on the light.

    Brad: man-pod who eventually assumes the form of his mate, and is currently going through a transitional larval stage bearing a remarkable resemblance to current-day Robert Redford. Tries every day to find where Angie hides his penis when it’s not in use.

    ok, carry on…

  26. ErinBerens

    Perhaps they’re just friendly with each other.

  27. Brad

    My mom says when she becomes incontinent, she’ll still be able to wear those jeans.

  28. CALM DOWN.....

    THEY BOTH ARE UGLY.

    ANGELINA IS NOT PRETTY NEVER THOUGHT SO HER LIPS ALWAYS LOOK DRY LIKE THEY NEED CHAPSTICK, HER BABY IS FUCKEN CUTE THOUGH..
    JENNIFER I CAN’T STAND HER…I HATE FRIENDS NEVER WATCHED IT, LOOKS PATHETIC ONLY LIKED HER IN ALONG CAME POLLY..HALLOW POLLY LOL!!!!

  29. GOD

    #74. Oh “BRAD PITT” are those big letters overcompensating for something?

    Only a retard would just ASSume I am a woman and not perhaps a muscular tall (no lifts needed) man with a 10 inch CAAAAAAAK and smooth acne scar-less skin.

    Nice try WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

    Brad has said quote “I’m hung like a hamster”. It’s a real quote check the article. So calling him dickless is fair game.

    http://pittcenter.com/articles/2004/ifq.php

    Brad Pitt
    (IFQ magazine, 2004)

    IFQ: It is a fact that you have set the standard for male perfection.

    BP: Listen, I don’t. I don’t know if that’s true. I’m hung like a hamster (laughs). Sorry (laughs).

  30. star69

    Man, I remember times when I was stuck on exs for a short while after a breakup, but never have I been this pathetic.
    I think I know what her problem is though. It’s not about Brad anymore. It’s about what Angelina did to her. How she coldheartedly seduced and stole her husband right from under her nose. She can’t let go. It’s a silent war that’s between Angelina and Anuston. I don’t think Angelina has to even try…Brad is head over heels for her no matter how many crazy things she does. She won the game long time ago and it’s over, finito, done.
    But Anuston can’t fathom that of course with all the ego she has and still keeps leeching on to his family and friends for hopes that they will be on her side and tell him he should leave the crazy bitch and go back to Anuston.
    She’s made and is still making an ass out of herself by still trying in sneaky ways. LOLZ!!
    Not so sneaky when you get caught by the paparozzi is it Anus-ton? And now adopting a different race baby JUST LIKE ANGELINA! Wow. Just wow. Can we be more openly pathetic about our obsession here?
    Brad found someone whom he was more compatible with and was attracted to more. Tough one to swallow but that’s life. May the best woman win and we know who that is.
    Angelina as creepy and crazy as she may be- is beyond hot- even with all those veiny arms she looks gorgeous and is more interesting than this bland, boring, horseface, giant schnauzed nutjob.
    If I was a guy I’d have picked Angelina too over that.
    Just looking at her bitter face makes me yawn.
    The woman is always angry looking. So damn attractive.
    AND she’s does comedy?
    WHY?

  31. Kamiki

    @72 you sound like my ex he typed in capitals and wrote insane things too. He’s somewhere deep in Chesapeake Bay now.

  32. Lowlands

    ‘You wanna go for a ride ma?’I think all old age mothers are alike.They like you to take them out for a couple of hours.

  33. Kamiki

    Sheesh two women can’t be friends? Maybe they got along, maybe they are big enough and mature enough to handle being friends even though the son is divorced from her. God Forbid anyone not be in some raging psycho fury, OK I can’t imagine this myself, but SHIT it COULD happen.

  34. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW

    Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAR69!!!!! I couldn’t of said it better! I agree totally with you! He fould someone that has his interest! Jennifer, look so damn boring! 7 years! That’s long enough for you to decide whether you want a baby, or not! I don’t blame him…for not sticking around! Damn right, I miss that boring piece of shit FRIENDS, for some exciting piece of work like Angelina…anytime! All of a sudden “Ned Flanders” wife wants to adopt a kid, it’s too late, that is what Brad was telling you all along, dumb shit! I think that she brings up Brad when she is with his mother! I hope that his mom don’t fall for that elephant shit! Who actually gives a flying shit, who she dates!

  35. coherentwriter

    @71

    You’re just nothing but class, aren’t you?

    Do you know any words that are larger then four letters?

  36. GO SEE BERN’S BOOB SHOT — WORKING LINK ABOVE.

  37. Yourfairytale

    Jennifer Aniston is such old news. Like someone else said, she is NOT America’s Sweetheart like she thinks she is. She is talentless. Go away Jen. Go away.

  38. roughdaddy

    #6 jennifer is one of those chicks that has no sexuality about her @ all call me nuts, angelina is crazy yes but damn i dont wanna be on the band wagon, but the chick is a goddess…

  39. 15piecesofflare

    I would almost pay to know the ages and see the photos of the people on this thread. Almost.

  40. Me

    Ok, they want to keep being friends? It is ok, but not appropriate since Brad has another partner. If Jennifer were that kind and prudent girl she “seems” to be, she would avoid keeping the relationship with her ex mother in law in order to avoid problems… unless she wants to provoke Angelina in a very subtly, very subtly way…

    As for me, I prefer Angelina… maybe she is not the best person in Hollywood or in the world, but she is genuine. She does not hide her bad actions.. and that I appreciate. At least Angelina is trying to be a better person and we all can see her great efforts, that is why she so thin… a lot of work… Remember that people are not always as innocent as they seem…

  41. Melinda

    Brad probably yearns for his old life with his beautiful best friend, Jen. He should not have tossed away those 7 years so thoughtlessly. I think he’s now absolutely miserable with nutcase AJ, who I truly believe has borderline personality disorder. I can’t wait for the day Karma bites her in her bony ass!

  42. sunandrum

    #13 – you DO know that Jen isn’t a natural blond, right? Good, just checking.

    Jen – so boring in bed you doze off.

    Angie – so explosive in bed you blast off.

  43. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW

    true!

  44. 1MILFhunter

    Poor Jen. The hell with Brad. If she needs some servicing, she can get ahold of the MILFhunter. I’d still take a taste of that.

  45. star69

    You’re welcome #84 ;o)
    Just my two cents on it.

    What a horserace she’s in with Jolie. It’s unbelivable:

    “Brad, I’m adopting an Asian baby! Isn’t that great? And I want to adopt more every year. You see Brad…(serious voice here)..I have changed so much since you broke up with me. I have seen that I was living a selfish life and decided to become a mom to many orphans from all around the globe. I also will be a goodwill ambassador and a huge humanitarian!! I will bring end to AIDS and starvation in Africa! I will feed the refugees! I will donate more money! Isn’t that great? I want you to be proud of me Brad. Maybe then you’ll see………………WHAT?…What do you mean I remind you of someone and it’s creeping you out? WHO Brad? Who do I remind you of? ……….WHAT?? …NO! I’m not trying to be someone else! I promise! I made all thse decisions myself so I can show you………(sound of the phone going “click”)..Brad?…Brad?….Did you just hang up on me?….BUT WHY??”

  46. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW

    GOOD ONE!

  47. Angie Did Jen A Favor

    I don’t know what Jen actually thinks. But I myself would rather lose a husband then having one who keeps dreaming about someone else while with me. I can see if we already have kids that it will be tough for the kids if I get a divorce, but if not, divorcing a husband who no longer loves you is good riddance. I’m sure it’s tough at first, but it still beats him keeps screaming her name while banging me.

  48. Maria

    I don’t see that Jane Pitt is going to visit Jen AGAINST her will,so that means SHE WANTS TO VISIT HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Give her credit, a lot of people continues to have boundaries with the exes families,that only means that they love and care for each other.

  49. IcYurN2it

    It is OFFICIAL, Aniston has become, exactly what she said she wouldn’t become & that is a pathetic POS.
    It just comes out that Angelina loved Brad’s
    parents being so loving towards her other two children (at that time)as well as Shiloh. So, in order to upmanship, she just lowered her stock.
    Jennifer, your therapest would say you should stop this. You said you believed in them didn’t you?.
    Get your OWN life & family and MOVE ON. They are a family of six. Even Brad wishes you’d quit being so “needy” with his family. Make up with YOUR OWN MOTHER

  50. miss oblivious

    Well, that is a bit…awkward, and strange. I could see if there were little AnistonPitts in the picture, but since there’s not, it just seems a bit strange to not cut those ties. She must really care for and like Jennifer (and vice versa).

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