got photos of Jennifer Aniston meeting up with her former mother-in-law, Jane Pitt. Pitt was escorted by Brad Pitt’s security team in a black SUV and taken to Jennifer’s rented Malibu beach home.
According to our Celebrity Babylon snapper, “The second the SUV was feet from the place, Jen’s bodyguard rushed out and got the door for Jane. She was quickly taken into the house where she stayed for the next two hours.”
I’m not sure why this qualifies as news. I think they want you to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s mom are conspiring against Angelina Jolie in some way. And yeah, maybe they are sitting around a black cauldron chanting strange incantations and throwing in pictures of Angelina Jolie, but that doesn’t mean anything. My ex-girlfriend did that all the time and she assured me it was just normal girl behavior. As was calling my home at weird hours and threatening to murder me in my sleep. You know, just girls being girls.
pizzle | June 19, 2007 at 1:40 pm
first!
veggi | June 19, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Jennifer was giving Brad’s mom more of those Robert Redford SaggyFace Superfast Ageing Pills to mix into his coffee when he visits.
Rachel | June 19, 2007 at 1:53 pm
don’t insult the girls man, we do strange shit like that and it makes us feel better. little do the men know that it really does work! muahahahahahaha!
lambman | June 19, 2007 at 1:53 pm
At what point will the public at large realize she’s not so much “America’s Sweetheart” as she is the crazier sister of Glen Close’s character in “Fatal Attraction”
get a life Jen
Boba Fett | June 19, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Maybe they’re having sex.
djfred | June 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm
It would have been funnier if you wrote “conspiring” instead of “threatening”. Am I the only person on the planet who thinks Jennifer is hotter and less crazy than Angelina?
jrzmommy | June 19, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Someday (sooner than you think) that’s exactly how George Clooney will look in jeans.
WowJustWow | June 19, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I never even watched ‘Friends’ much less cared about Jen. But after watching her idiot ex-husband dive into a cesspool with that Ugly Jolie woman, I’m all ‘Team Anniston’ now. I’m sure Brad’s mother agrees.
woodhorse | June 19, 2007 at 2:10 pm
The only thing that makes sense to me is that Brad’s Mom now wants some of the limelight too and is doing odd things to make the paps follow her. Brad’s Mom as a media whore & Britney as a media whore = strange bedfellows…
sea | June 19, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Jane Pitt must be a pretty nice person. I steer clear of my current mother-in-law at all costs. I can’t imagine arranging meetings and such if me and her son ever divorced.
Derek Hail | June 19, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I’d require security to see Jennifer Aniston too
JungleRed | June 19, 2007 at 2:12 pm
@6: Yes, you are.
jrzmommy | June 19, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of THAT conversation…….
“I wanted grandkids, but Jesus Chirst….not the U.N! Oh, the beautifuly golden haired grandkids I coulda had from you two……Oh, honey, and she’s such a bitch at the family reunions. ……”
schack | June 19, 2007 at 2:14 pm
awk
James | June 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm
So…Jen actually gets lessons on how to look pinched, old, and bitter. And apparently “security” is literally the new black.
schack | June 19, 2007 at 2:18 pm
i second #12
there’s no WAY you can think maniston is hotter
angelina is otherworldly gorgeous, and except for lacking a sense of humor, is otherworldly bright. maniston is the matter-of-fact ho who confused being boring with being virtuous.
bungoone | June 19, 2007 at 2:19 pm
dear jen,
let it go. seriously. it’s over.
WowJustWow | June 19, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Jolie is ‘otherworldly creepy’.
End of story.
veggi | June 19, 2007 at 2:21 pm
@2- well, not bad, for a troll.
schack | June 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
i guess we all pretend we don’t want what we can’t have.
here you have toby keith shitting on elites, singing the country version of joel’s “uptown girl”
even if you didn’t think she was creepy, wow, she STILL would never want you.
kellygirl57 | June 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Wow – the writing is especially sucky today. C’mon, Fish!
WowJustWow | June 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Just look at Jolie’s boney hand and neck in that ‘mighty heart’ ad next to Anniston’s pic at the top of the page.
She looks like her big ol’ bobble head is about to snap off and roll to the floor from the weight of her jaw and chin.
name | June 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I agree with #6.
Aniston is definitely the prize now. Sane, clean and has a clear head on her shoulders.
Donkey | June 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
That’s Brad Pitt’s mom? YIKES!
schack | June 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I agree she’s too skinny right now, but her mom just died, and she spends her time in the bowels of the global animal. “this shit is what my flower grows out of???”
you’d lose your appettite too.
i have a feeling, though, that the mirror helps her stomach it.
Bern | June 19, 2007 at 2:29 pm
What a coincidence, I meet Brad Pitt’s Mom every Tuesday afternoon at the Ellicott Hotel — Hi-O!
Josh | June 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm
How old is that bodyguard/security guy? If I could figure out his afternoon nap schedule or slip something in his prune juice I could SO get into that place…
mindy | June 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm
“Otherworldly” is perfect. A world where the aliens look like insects (maybe a praying mantis), and the famales slowly suck the life out of their mates until there’s nothing left but a shriveled bag of skin.
Trott Felipe | June 19, 2007 at 2:32 pm
It’s about time they teamed up.
poorlycutpaperdoll | June 19, 2007 at 2:34 pm
these two ladies should learn to accept the reality and welcome the changes with open hearts. World peace actually starts from domestic matters rite
ummmm....no | June 19, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Angelina compulsively seeks attention and at all costs avoids looking inward at her own hardcore destructive nutcase personality conflicts. She deserves whatever bowel she gets into. (cue Jimbo…)
A Yak With a Raging Erection | June 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
@26: Yo Bern. That is your most insane boob shot yet. Congratulations on a stellar effort. Long live Hoss.
veggi | June 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
shack!
Pokemon_Johnson | June 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
O.k., but my question is this: “Why in the hell does Brad Pitt’s MOM need a security detail?” I mean, who the fuck is she anyways? (no one – that’s who). Such a waste of money / time / everything…Just stupid…Now is the old broad had a nipple slip (ewwww!!!) or something, then this would be interesting…
WHAT THE FUCK EVER | June 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
If I was Angelina, I would be livid! Yes, they were married for 7 years, but that shit is over! I think that Jennifer, just can’t let go! That’s her fault! She should have given this man, what he wanted, instead of thinking about herself! All of a sudden NOW she wants to adopt a kid, ooooh Jennifer you suck more than you ever sucked before! You can hold on to his mother, bitch, but Angelina, has the whole deal! what is she doing with his mother, is this bitch trying to secretly spy on their life, is Brad Pitt’s mother really that stupid, to dish all the details? This sounds like a story within a story!
Pokemon_Johnson | June 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Regarding post no. 6: YES. You are the ONLY person who thinks Jennifer ‘plain jane’ Aniston looks hotter than Angelina ‘hot-lips’ Jolie.
Audrey | June 19, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I bet poor sourpuss Jen wants revenge and is getting it on with Brads mom. I find her boring and repulsive. Those who Call Angie a home wrecker don’t know what they’re talking about because there was no home to wreck in the first place..there is no way Jens dried up uterus could bear children. Angelina did not have to steal Brad, he came crawling to her himself.
Linzeee | June 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
#6- i am with you all the way. I LOOOVE Jennifer Aniston. I love everything about her. I think we would be best friends. She’s beautiful. I love her so much and Angelina – yuck.
Fishstick | June 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
#38 – but do you love her? i can’t tell. wanna hang out in study hall?
veggi | June 19, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Fishstick! Maybe we all can skip 6th period and go smoke cigarettes.
Linzee | June 19, 2007 at 3:12 pm
by the way that was my first post and i have been reading this god forsaken site for years…i just love jennifer so much i had to voice my opinion. and number 38- seriously…are you kidding me? she is as much of a homewrecker as he is. sure- he fell for her, but you know what a DECENT woman would do? send him packing to go home to his wife, the one he made an eternal committment to. brad and angelina are just plain skanky.
Sportsdvl | June 19, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Actually, most normal men would choose Aniston over Jolie any day. She is better looking and not fucking crazy (drinking blood, making out with her brother, adopting hundreds of foreign kids!)
There are ways... | June 19, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Perhaps Jen is looking to buy some of Brad and Angies kids? If they’re shooting for 14 kids I’m guessing they’re looking to sell them, right?
Linzee | June 19, 2007 at 3:15 pm
yeah i pretty much love her. love love love love
Canimal | June 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm
why is this intresting?
Linzeee | June 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
haha @ me. i am number 38. I guess i meant audrey number 37. sorry again, my first (or FRIST as you people like to say) time, I promise it will be better next time.
Kevin B. gunning it! | June 19, 2007 at 3:24 pm
#38,#42, AND #46 BLOW ME! I’M A %100 MAN, AND IT’S NO WAY IN HELL, EVEN IF HELL FREEZES OVER, WILL I EVER CHOSE JENINIFER BORING ASS, OVER ANGELINA! I ADMIT ANGELINA NEED TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT! BUT SHE HAS A SEXINESS ABOUT HER! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THOSE LIPS! IF SHE INDEED WANT TO ADOPT 14 CHILDREN, IT’S NOTHING SEXIER THAN SEEING A WOMAN WITH KIDS, THAT KNOW’S HOW TO HANDLE, AND RAISE CHILDREN! SO……PALE, SHALLOW WHORES GROW UP!
Miserable Bastard | June 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Maybe Aniston and Brad’s mom share some bitterness over “Brangelina”, and Brad’s mom is trying to help alleviate some of it the only way that seems fitting… By scheduling secret weekly meetings where she dresses herself up as a younger version of her son circa “Fight Club”, the bodyguard dresses as Angelina, and then Jen beats both of them senseless with a broom handle. So far she seems about halfway cured.
AtLeastJenLooksHuman | June 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
@28 Jolie, the praying mantis is sucking the life out of Brad, the sperm donor du jour. Before long their handlers will be carting a pair of fat lips and a shriveled bag of skin down the red carpet.
ASDFGTHJKLL | June 19, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Remember when The Superficial was funny?
I miss those day