Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer over? Wait, where’s Angelina…

John Mayer reportedly kicked Jennifer Aniston to the curb after she returned home from promoting Marley & Me in Europe. Turns out there’s two things John Mayer can’t stand: Dog movies and the goddamn Krauts. E! News reports:

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said.
Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life.

Aniston recently opened up about love and romance to the U.K. magazine You. “Who ever said that every relationship has to last forever? That’s hoping too much,” said Aniston, who turned 40 exactly a month ago. “I think every relationship is a world unto itself.”
As for finding the perfect partner, she said, “I don’t have one and I don’t think it exists.”

Talk about sad news. It’s like finding out the last unicorn was hunted down and turned into unicorn burgers. But then you realize you’re not an eight-year-old girl and haven’t had lunch yet, so could somebody hand you a bun?

It’s like I’m reading your thoughts, isn’t it?

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