Jennifer Aniston is the Dick Nixon of relationships
Jennifer Aniston still has old phone messages from her ex-boyfriends AND Brad Pitt, according to The Sun:
Jennifer told Marie Claire: “I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband. It’s like saving love letters.”
JOHN MAYER: I see you’re turning on the tape deck. Which one are we listening to tonight?
JEN: That time Brad left his briefcase at the airport.
JOHN: Oh, good one.
JEN: Yeah. Now put the pillowcase back over your head and stop talking.
JOHN: But I can’t breathe…
JEN: No talking!