Okay, so a couple days ago, I might have suggested that Jennifer Aniston is a dude. I’d like to state for the record that I was drunk. But now I’m a different kind of drunk. Love-drunk. I would totally do things to her. Things that would make Jennifer Aniston so pregnant, she’d give birth to a small nation. Which Angelina Jolie would then adopt. That would be so hot. Oh man, imagine if Angelina gave all those kids ridiculous names. No, no, that’s just too hot. Don’t touch the screen! My words will burn you with their hotness.
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first
still looks like a dude to me
I knew it!
Better than vampire with a pack of trendy orphans.
are you kidding lamb?
I would take JA over Jolie anyday.
Mmm the things I would eat outta her ass.
I think she’s cute! Maybe even cuter than me if that is possible.
Jennifer is a dude. Sorry to burst your bubble.
@5 Good call. Jolie’s got an odd-shaped head and I always feel like she was dead and then brought back to life. Too many skeleton qualities.
Jenn has a great figure. even better than angelina, who’s all skin and bones now.
SHE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT. I’d give my left nut for her to be my wife.
She’s not a dude. She’s got a dude’s head, that’s all.
Great body, odd head, I’m guessing most of you guys don’t mind.
Holly Mama, Did that ultra fine rear end. Damn Jen got some fine junk in the trunk. Baby got back. I agree, Jenn is way finer then Angelina. Not sure why Brad left, but it’s gotta be because of wanting kids.
What a fine can that girl has! From now on, I’m going to call her “Jennifer Canniston” … !!!
There’s never been a problem with her from the neck down, except maybe concerns about losing an eye to those granite nipples. But for sure she’s got whiskers in the morning, and unless you’re TT, that first morning kiss will make your ball run screaming back into your body cavity.
I guess I meant “balls”. Although I dunno, if slip and mention Brad or Angie in bed, you very well might wake up with just one.
If she ever shut up, sure she’d be great. But what turns me off is that she’s so whiny and obsessive. It’s just like the commenters who write those endless whiny essays about body—-wait, hold on, I’ll conjure them directly:
“The only reason her ass looks fuller is that she’s getting FAT!”
(*now listen for clomping footsteps, loud breathing, and the rustling of candy wrappers*)
The candyman can
she’s got a great ass for a dude… eva mendez, NOW THATS A DUDE!
dustin hoffman has a nice body. but his lips are really thin and his eyes are tiny and close together. angelina’s face is like a brat doll. much prettier if you ask me.
She’s not that bad, she’s just not that good either.
don’t mind gARY. Poor thing is still pissed that the fat chick turned him down. again.
I had long suspected that she wasn’t a dude…thanks for confirming…
DUSTIN HOFFMAN…. YES! take away her body and hair and she is UGLY! looks JUST LIKE DUSTIN HOFFMAN. Angelina, though creepy, has one of the most flawless faces ever! ( big pretty eyes, cute little nose, full lips, high cheek bones…)
yaAWwn
wheres the whining from the guys re: veggi ignoring them at least thats more superficial
next!
Jennifer blows Angelina out of the water. JA always looks good while Angelina can look amazing, but she can also look like a damn freak.
Anniston is beautiful, those of you saying she looks like a dude must harbor secret fantasies of dudes!
She is a sexy women. She is absolutely beautiful but she has no ass and no chest but her beautiful face makes her one of the sexiest women ever
she is so ordinary looking…you might as well find a college chick
brad likes pretty faces after all. thats why he left chinniffer maniston aka young dustin hoffman, for angelina pretty.
Hey FRIST nobody is as cute as you, sweetie.
@15
Very funny, I like it when I’m referenced in somebody’s post.
28 – shes an old ass looking college chick
27- you are blind as fuck. her face is ugly for a regular person
26 – also blind. see JA without makeup and her hair pulled up. ugly as hell.
TT is a fucked up example of inbreeding. There you go. Do you like that reference weirdo?
Frankly I’ve never understood the ridicule and references to “Maniston” she’s subjected to. Granted, she’s no raving beauty, but my gosh she’s got a smoking bod, IMO. Those legs were made to be wrapped around my ears.
cut button nose – no check
big pretty eyes – no check
full pouty lipe – no check
big thick nose – check
tiny beedy squinty eyes – check
close together eyes ( aka masculine feature) – check
long ass chin – check
whiny voice that sounds like is it full of mucus – check
Coming from a slutbag, I don’t mind.
I’d hit that. In fact, I’d break that into several pieces.
“She is a sexy women. She is absolutely beautiful but she has no ass and no chest but her beautiful face makes her one of the sexiest women ever”
put a minus sign in front of that and it’s completely true.
I’d kill…oh how I’d kill…for that body.
jolie has an emaculate face. the most beautiful eyes and smile ever. sexy voice, confidence. JA has a hideous and hilarious face ( big nosed and thin lipped bowed mouth ). She would have never made it as an actress in the 30′s and 40′s when woman had to have soft pretty features. even courtney cox has a better face than her.
Man, Pitt really screwed up when he dumped her for Jolie……….Jolie is a hag. Jennifer Anniston is fine, and a decent person. Jolie sucks.
I think she’s hot for one reason only: bucking bronco. As soon as you get to doggiestyle call her “Angelina!” and then hold on for dear life. Ride of a lifetime.
I think she has a smoking body.
How I’d love to have some hot lesbian sex with her.
I’d fuck her if I could get her to wear an Angelina mask. I’m sure that’s what Brad is thinking these days.
Paris Hilton popped up in a place you’d least expect her, reports People — a bookstore. Spotted in a Los Angeles Barnes & Nobel, least-likely-to-be-literary Paris stocked up on a stack of reading material from the religious and self-help aisle. …
Meh.
angelina has a drop dead gorgeous face. this chick looks like dustin hoffman.
Tough one. Angie vs. Jen. Annoying humanitarian vs. annoying. Praying mantis vs. man with tits. Angry eyes when you cum in her mouth vs. still talking while you cum in her mouth. Brad, what do you think? Or are you unable to comment because you’re right in the middle of shape-shifting to match Angie’s latest mood?
You people screaming ‘first’ all the time are dumber than shitstains.
#30 TT thanks :)
Regardless of whether or not her ex husband is with an attractive or ugly, man or woman, Jennifer Anniston still looks like a dude.
Also, if you wanna turn this into as Jen vs Angie thing, I challenge the JA supporters to find a recent pic of Jen that is 1/10th as attractive as this pic taken of Angie in the past week
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=09&evt=angelina-jesse-james&pic=brad-angelina-jesse-james-premiere-83.jpg