Here’s Jennifer Aniston relaxing in a bikini yesterday in Mexico, and I know these pics are kind of blurry so just do what I do: Pretend you walked out onto your hotel balcony after taking your contacts out only to spot a sunbathing Jennifer down below. Now imagine a pelican snatching your beach towel away resulting in a roar of applause from the peasants below.
“Senor Grande Junkulo!” they cry for surely you’ve saved the harvest and ran those bandits out of town. (I’m a detailed fantasizer.)
Photos: Splash News
CJDC | November 13, 2009 at 11:46 am
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joe blow | November 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
I’d tap that ass. Hard.
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josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
two in the pink, one in the stink!!
Surly fat chick | November 13, 2009 at 11:51 am
How do we know she is not just bloated. I feel your pain Jenni Poo!
Fuck You | November 13, 2009 at 11:52 am
#8: We heard you the first five times you stupid fucking dumbass.
Now go play in traffic.
dude! | November 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
That could be my sister for all I know. Hope the picture taker was not paid for that crap. What was he using, a cell phone camera?
Super Rich Idiot Moron | November 13, 2009 at 11:56 am
She still is more attractive than Skankalina Jolie.
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:56 am
GFY #10!! two in in the pink, one in the stink!! FU bitches!!
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 11:56 am
GFY #10!! two in in the pink, one in the stink!! FU bitches!!
Rough by popular demand | November 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm
This is more blurry and a greek amateur on webcam….
whatever | November 13, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Thank god she has a gut like me! YES!
SYMBOLICCLOTHING.COM | November 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm
God damn what a waste of effort to take those shitty stores.
KIKI | November 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm
This is the first time I remember seeing Jen Aniston pictures here, and it looks like #11 sister! Pretty fishy FISH!
Stef | November 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Okay, we’ll take your word for it. But I think it’s MY sister.
Steve | November 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
She’s a whole lot of meh.
Drew | November 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm
The 90′s wants it’s relevant celebrity back. Nobody cares anymore.
Cassandra | November 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!
Cassandra | November 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!
katherine | November 13, 2009 at 12:42 pm
@josh duggins..do u have mental problems? If you do..then you should call Jolie..she’s an EXPERT in that Area!!
Cassandra | November 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm
i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!
bradders Pitt | November 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hey Jen, looking good here! Kinda like my sister! Lets exchange sext messages Virgin Carrie PrePORN style.
TheFamousphere | November 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm
time to call Billy Blanks
The Edit | November 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
So what.
The Edit | November 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
So what?!
arealcad | November 13, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’d raw dog and bail on that before she could turn the lights off.
josh duggins | November 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm
#24 Katherine. Lets get together. Do you like it in the stink or Pink? Maybe both?
Anexio | November 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Pic 5, nice flapjack.
Kangaroo | November 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I bet her vag tastes like kettle corn… with a hint of ass. Yum.
tc | November 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm
She just wants to fullfil her biological function, and is letting her celebrity get in the way.
Jennie – you will never be happy unless you get pregnant. I will be happy to do it for you, or you can just nip down the local trailer park. Stop being so fussy, and GET YOURSELF PREGGED !
Karl | November 13, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Damn she’s fine! Most of the people has f***ed up idea about how a 40y lady should look like. People are just jackin crazy with their utopistic hollywood conceptions these days
Camera Accessories | November 13, 2009 at 11:50 pm
With all her money she should be enjoying some of these “exotic” places with a lover. As much as i like her she sometimes looks “lost”.
Amber | November 14, 2009 at 12:50 am
She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!
Amber | November 14, 2009 at 12:50 am
She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!
Amber | November 14, 2009 at 12:50 am
She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!
christmas stocking fillers | November 14, 2009 at 1:08 am
Jennifer is looking marvellous really .. She has got nice figure. Looking so hot in that bikini .
Chicken Fillet | November 14, 2009 at 3:57 am
I reckon Jen does like it in the stink. Notoriously goes for dudes with small cock.
Dickelback | November 14, 2009 at 6:05 am
I can see why Brad dumped her ass for Angie.
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Bo | November 14, 2009 at 9:50 am
@12 @25 So pathetic why don’t you stop living in the triangle for a minute bi#ch! We are talking about how good Jen look stupids. No body care about that damn triangle sh!t GET A LIFE! crack Wh-re!
Pet Society Help | November 14, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Not bad for a 50 yr old female that’s been around the hood and back.
vaginal yeast infection treatment | November 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
i really like this girl – she’s a great actress too.
J | November 15, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Is she still around?
Why?
A half dozen half budget movies.
Wasn’t Friends popular about 13 years ago?
A few magazine covers but most of them womens
or fashion magazines.
Career is history and her personal life
is tedious.
What next..paparazzi staking out Safeway waiting for her
to pick up a banana she drops?
Yawnnnnn.
gigi | November 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm
is she pregnant?
heck | November 16, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Vacation #500 to Mexico to go suntanning. BORING! I can see why men don’t stick around–she seems as dull and as vapid as dirt.
sally matthews | November 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm
why is it that everyone in the media takes up for angie jolee? WHAT – why dont you point out how she got her last boyfriends / husbands why doesn’t it ever come out that she is …