Jennifer Aniston in a bikini

November 13th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Aniston relaxing in a bikini yesterday in Mexico, and I know these pics are kind of blurry so just do what I do: Pretend you walked out onto your hotel balcony after taking your contacts out only to spot a sunbathing Jennifer down below. Now imagine a pelican snatching your beach towel away resulting in a roar of applause from the peasants below.

“Senor Grande Junkulo!” they cry for surely you’ve saved the harvest and ran those bandits out of town. (I’m a detailed fantasizer.)

Photos: Splash News
superficial

  1. joe blow

    I’d tap that ass. Hard.

    .

  2. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  3. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  4. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  5. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  6. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  7. josh duggins

    two in the pink, one in the stink!!

  8. Surly fat chick

    How do we know she is not just bloated. I feel your pain Jenni Poo!

  9. Fuck You

    #8: We heard you the first five times you stupid fucking dumbass.

    Now go play in traffic.

  10. dude!

    That could be my sister for all I know. Hope the picture taker was not paid for that crap. What was he using, a cell phone camera?

  11. Super Rich Idiot Moron

    She still is more attractive than Skankalina Jolie.

  12. josh duggins

    GFY #10!! two in in the pink, one in the stink!! FU bitches!!

  13. josh duggins

    GFY #10!! two in in the pink, one in the stink!! FU bitches!!

  14. Rough by popular demand

    This is more blurry and a greek amateur on webcam….

  15. whatever

    Thank god she has a gut like me! YES!

  16. God damn what a waste of effort to take those shitty stores.

  17. KIKI

    This is the first time I remember seeing Jen Aniston pictures here, and it looks like #11 sister! Pretty fishy FISH!

  18. Okay, we’ll take your word for it. But I think it’s MY sister.

  19. Steve

    She’s a whole lot of meh.

  20. Drew

    The 90′s wants it’s relevant celebrity back. Nobody cares anymore.

  21. Cassandra

    i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!

  22. Cassandra

    i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!

  23. katherine

    @josh duggins..do u have mental problems? If you do..then you should call Jolie..she’s an EXPERT in that Area!!

  24. Cassandra

    i think she looks really good..i have to say this too..4 years ago jolie was hotter than jen..but NOW jen is so much hotter than ManJawLina!!

  25. bradders Pitt

    Hey Jen, looking good here! Kinda like my sister! Lets exchange sext messages Virgin Carrie PrePORN style.

  26. TheFamousphere

    time to call Billy Blanks

  27. The Edit

    So what.

  28. The Edit

    So what?!

  29. arealcad

    I’d raw dog and bail on that before she could turn the lights off.

  30. josh duggins

    #24 Katherine. Lets get together. Do you like it in the stink or Pink? Maybe both?

  31. Anexio

    Pic 5, nice flapjack.

  32. Kangaroo

    I bet her vag tastes like kettle corn… with a hint of ass. Yum.

  33. tc

    She just wants to fullfil her biological function, and is letting her celebrity get in the way.

    Jennie – you will never be happy unless you get pregnant. I will be happy to do it for you, or you can just nip down the local trailer park. Stop being so fussy, and GET YOURSELF PREGGED !

  34. Karl

    Damn she’s fine! Most of the people has f***ed up idea about how a 40y lady should look like. People are just jackin crazy with their utopistic hollywood conceptions these days

  35. With all her money she should be enjoying some of these “exotic” places with a lover. As much as i like her she sometimes looks “lost”.

  36. Amber

    She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!

  37. Amber

    She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!

  38. Amber

    She never goes anywhere other than Mexico! For a woman her age, she looks spectacular!

  39. Jennifer is looking marvellous really .. She has got nice figure. Looking so hot in that bikini .

  40. Chicken Fillet

    I reckon Jen does like it in the stink. Notoriously goes for dudes with small cock.

  41. Dickelback

    I can see why Brad dumped her ass for Angie.

  42. sexchill

    Good post. Thanks for sharing. I have just met my boyfriend Mike who is a certified millionaire at Billionairepal.com. Money can’t buy love, but why not fall in love with a rich guy! If you also enjoy a wealthy lifestyle, join us and chat with wealthy guys now…

  43. Bo

    @12 @25 So pathetic why don’t you stop living in the triangle for a minute bi#ch! We are talking about how good Jen look stupids. No body care about that damn triangle sh!t GET A LIFE! crack Wh-re!

  44. Not bad for a 50 yr old female that’s been around the hood and back.

  45. i really like this girl – she’s a great actress too.

  46. J

    Is she still around?
    Why?
    A half dozen half budget movies.
    Wasn’t Friends popular about 13 years ago?
    A few magazine covers but most of them womens
    or fashion magazines.
    Career is history and her personal life
    is tedious.
    What next..paparazzi staking out Safeway waiting for her
    to pick up a banana she drops?
    Yawnnnnn.

  47. gigi

    is she pregnant?

  48. heck

    Vacation #500 to Mexico to go suntanning. BORING! I can see why men don’t stick around–she seems as dull and as vapid as dirt.

  49. sally matthews

    why is it that everyone in the media takes up for angie jolee? WHAT – why dont you point out how she got her last boyfriends / husbands why doesn’t it ever come out that she is …

Leave A Comment