Jennifer Aniston in a bikini raises some serious questions

September 28th, 2008 // 130 Comments

These are shots of Jennifer Aniston in Cabo over the weekend and… and… what in the-? Is anyone else seeing her vagina from an almost impossible angle? Seriously, is it lopsided, or do I need to start boiling some water? Ladies, you’re the experts here. No, wait, I mean, I’m the expert. Ha ha, I’ve seen hundreds of these. Let’s see, yup, there’s your problem: No unicorn jumping out of it. Probably want to get that looked at.

NOTE: Pic links to potentially NSFW version unless there’s such as a thing as “crotchular cellulite.” In which case, my bad, everybody.

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  1. timmie

    firts!!

  2. Jonny S

    I’d hit it.

  3. Danner

    nsfw why?

  4. Lola

    I’ll NEVER understand how Brad could leave this gorgeous woman for bag of bones fish lipped insanely confused diseased whore like Angie. I mean Jen is superficial and all that BS but shit, she looks a whole lot better than that bitch…. TO each it’s own though. This is a woman that used to “BRAG” about fucking Billy Bob… Who brags about that?

  5. dunno.. as much as i’d like to see some meat curtains to match those uncensored topless shots from that movie she was in, i think someone is having a wet dream. i dont see anything that could be mistaken for pussy of any kind.

    what a crappy monday lol

  6. emmyem

    Um, no that is not “crotch cellulite”, although if that condition DID exist, I’m sure Kim Kardashianskankwhore would have it.
    That’s just an odd angle, and Good lord, if that’s all there is to pick on today, we need to start over. Or, at least pick on Heather Locklear some more.
    Pick on Heather, I say?Oh, LET’S!

  7. Big Joe

    I don’t see vagina in any of these. Disappointed….

  8. Maeby

    its a tiny bikini. its just some side vag. it kinda looks like the bikini got stuck in…ya know…the…crease.

  9. Jennipurrr

    Did someone take one too many tokes off their crack pipe this AM? What lippage? What crotchy goodness? None. …so not cool to tease like that…

  10. Jules

    it just looks like her bikini bottom shifted to the side a little bit, that can happen if it’s too small.

  11. peanut

    I think that’s called a tanline…

  12. bubba

    looks like muscle…

  13. ashley

    this is not a vagina. boys are silly, especially the ones who prefer to imagine a sidevagina rather than accept you’re simply seeing a bit of pubic area.

  14. hello…………..hello……………………….HELLO!!!!!!
    THIS IS PRUDISH AMERICA SPEAKING?

  15. Smith Johnson

    That is just part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.

  16. Smith Johnson

    That is part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.

  17. Fuck. I would love to be able to jump in here and say: “Geezus! Jennifer Anniston has a lopsided vagina! It’s wrinkly, and it’s cellulitey, and it’s stretched to disgusting, barf-inducing lengths! Any guy commenting in here that still says she’s got at this point is either hard up, gay, or an attention whore! She’s done! She’s a fucking mutant from mutant land! How fucking dare she even be as fucking irresponsible as to wear a bikini, knowing that it could slip, and she could be revealing to everyone her vaginal mutant, causing them to vomit and….”

    You get the point. Sadly, I cannot say any of these things. It looks like muscle. Not her vagina. Oh well. Maybe next time?

  18. Yes#16 they are “Protecting the Children” from Jeniffer Aniston’s cobweb clams…

  19. billabong021

    I wonder what kinda camera that is…

  20. kevTHA

    no vagina to speak of.

    and i gotta say: thank god.

    is she still bangin john mayer or what?

    if not, she needs to get some mo’ tail!

  21. 12 year old boy

    She is too masculine for my tastes

  22. havoc

    Damn, she’s looking good…..

    .

  23. supersex

    stupid ass bitch, she should learn how to suck a dick maybe then she could keep a man.

  24. ileanita

    i think its the left half of her vag

  25. SCOTT FORNAUF

    Looks like a vaginal wedgie to me. I’dl put it into my mouth.

  26. She must have some really fucked up issues.
    This chick has been tossed around like a bad salad.
    Obviously not a “keeper”.
    She should probably just do porn that way no one cares about how fucked in the head she really is.

  27. everybody

    We don’t care about yet another picture of this dried up sandy-vagina’d sourpuss.

    We want the Sarah Palin swimsuit contest video clip. Now.

    {picard} Make it so.

  28. ishi-san

    @ 19: I think its a Nikon! *lol*

    @ rest: where did you see the non-censured versions?????

  29. Fascist Dictator

    @16 it is better to censored the somewhat questionable pics than it is for your boss to come strolling in the room saying WTF?! YOU’RE FIRED!

  30. ishi-san

    @ 29: he might fire you anyway for doing nothing but surfing the net for gossip! *lol*

  31. English Bob

    She was hot in her day, about 10 years ago, now she’s just a fat old has been.

  32. tess

    you’ve gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!

  33. tess

    you’ve gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!

  34. jt

    THIS IS A VAGINA…

    To people who have never actually seen a vagina before, otherwise, looks like her upper thigh.

  35. {{ (_|_) }} ..............................

    What’s the difference ?
    Thong in the front … or thong in the rear
    Personally I like the Vaginal-Thong …. makes things intresting

  36. Chump-watch

    Slow Monday morning fish?

  37. Slut

    As much as I would love to find something wrong with her, I can’t. She really is one of the most naturally beautiful celebs out there. So since I am having an honest Monday….vote McCain!

  38. Chump

    Slow Monday morning fish?

  39. tess

    You have gotta be kidding me there was no shot of a vagina or cellulite either . Don’t you have anyone else to pick on for gods sake. I seen this before your star was put on it was a muscle no Vagina you morons. go pick on the shin and bones person ok!!!

  40. ph7

    Why this girls attracts attention is beyond me. Is it the “Maryann from Gilligan Island” effect?

  41. havoc

    Its muscle.

    And she looks perfectly edible to me…..

    .

  42. u gotta be kiddin

    Vote McCain??? He’s falling apart and Palin has disintegrated. The only thing keeping the race close is racism.

    But, no matter – the polls indicate that since the financial collapse began, registered voters 55+ years old have moved from McCain to Obama. They’re the most reliable voting bloc in every election and they used to be with McCain by a wide margin. But they’re scared and they don’t think McCain knows what he’s doing re: the economy and finance (probably because he has admitted exactly that in the recent past). They’re going to stay scared because the financial crisis will level off slowly, followed by genuine recession (another huge jump in unemployment will be announced soon). McCain will fumble his way through all this because he simply doesn’t understand it, and when that happens, he gets impatient and angry and says dumb things. The oldest candidate ever has to carry the old folks vote, and McCain won’t. It’s over.

  43. Ted Mosby

    I’ve hit and will re-hit soon.

  44. yawn

    what the hell are you talking about her stupid bikini bottom flipped over and is riding almost to a wedgie (camel toe).. um.. but it isnt and there is nothing to see.. you people and your imagination..

    oh and i would def hit it.

  45. NIce try, but come on…

  46. Big Joe

    U gotta be kiddin:

    U gott be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.

  47. Big Joe

    U gotta be kiddin:

    U gotta be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.

  48. Big Joe

    U gotta be kiddin:

    U gotta be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.

  49. sarah

    have you never actually seen a vagina?

  50. Jennifer Aniston

    All you guys saying you’d “hit it” – puh-leez. I wouldn’t even look in your direction. I had Brad Pitt licking my pussy for years (until he started yammering about having lots of kids, and look what a freak he’s become now). The one way you guys resemble Brad is when he gets his hair cut short, and then it looks like your hair – on your back. So go head, lift up your hairy beer bellies and trying to find that frightened gherkin you call a penis and tweezer yourselves to my bikini pictures. It’s the highlight of your pathetic lives.

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