These are shots of Jennifer Aniston in Cabo over the weekend and… and… what in the-? Is anyone else seeing her vagina from an almost impossible angle? Seriously, is it lopsided, or do I need to start boiling some water? Ladies, you’re the experts here. No, wait, I mean, I’m the expert. Ha ha, I’ve seen hundreds of these. Let’s see, yup, there’s your problem: No unicorn jumping out of it. Probably want to get that looked at.
NOTE: Pic links to potentially NSFW version unless there’s such as a thing as “crotchular cellulite.” In which case, my bad, everybody.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
timmie | September 29, 2008 at 10:31 am
firts!!
Jonny S | September 29, 2008 at 10:32 am
I’d hit it.
Danner | September 29, 2008 at 10:33 am
nsfw why?
Lola | September 29, 2008 at 10:34 am
I’ll NEVER understand how Brad could leave this gorgeous woman for bag of bones fish lipped insanely confused diseased whore like Angie. I mean Jen is superficial and all that BS but shit, she looks a whole lot better than that bitch…. TO each it’s own though. This is a woman that used to “BRAG” about fucking Billy Bob… Who brags about that?
oscar | September 29, 2008 at 10:35 am
dunno.. as much as i’d like to see some meat curtains to match those uncensored topless shots from that movie she was in, i think someone is having a wet dream. i dont see anything that could be mistaken for pussy of any kind.
what a crappy monday lol
emmyem | September 29, 2008 at 10:36 am
Um, no that is not “crotch cellulite”, although if that condition DID exist, I’m sure Kim Kardashianskankwhore would have it.
That’s just an odd angle, and Good lord, if that’s all there is to pick on today, we need to start over. Or, at least pick on Heather Locklear some more.
Pick on Heather, I say?Oh, LET’S!
Big Joe | September 29, 2008 at 10:36 am
I don’t see vagina in any of these. Disappointed….
Maeby | September 29, 2008 at 10:39 am
its a tiny bikini. its just some side vag. it kinda looks like the bikini got stuck in…ya know…the…crease.
Jennipurrr | September 29, 2008 at 10:41 am
Did someone take one too many tokes off their crack pipe this AM? What lippage? What crotchy goodness? None. …so not cool to tease like that…
Jules | September 29, 2008 at 10:41 am
it just looks like her bikini bottom shifted to the side a little bit, that can happen if it’s too small.
peanut | September 29, 2008 at 10:43 am
I think that’s called a tanline…
bubba | September 29, 2008 at 10:47 am
looks like muscle…
ashley | September 29, 2008 at 10:48 am
this is not a vagina. boys are silly, especially the ones who prefer to imagine a sidevagina rather than accept you’re simply seeing a bit of pubic area.
gerard Vandenberg | September 29, 2008 at 10:48 am
hello…………..hello……………………….HELLO!!!!!!
THIS IS PRUDISH AMERICA SPEAKING?
Smith Johnson | September 29, 2008 at 10:51 am
That is just part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.
Smith Johnson | September 29, 2008 at 10:53 am
That is part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.
HorribleJudgment | September 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
Fuck. I would love to be able to jump in here and say: “Geezus! Jennifer Anniston has a lopsided vagina! It’s wrinkly, and it’s cellulitey, and it’s stretched to disgusting, barf-inducing lengths! Any guy commenting in here that still says she’s got at this point is either hard up, gay, or an attention whore! She’s done! She’s a fucking mutant from mutant land! How fucking dare she even be as fucking irresponsible as to wear a bikini, knowing that it could slip, and she could be revealing to everyone her vaginal mutant, causing them to vomit and….”
You get the point. Sadly, I cannot say any of these things. It looks like muscle. Not her vagina. Oh well. Maybe next time?
Rough Daddy | September 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
Yes#16 they are “Protecting the Children” from Jeniffer Aniston’s cobweb clams…
billabong021 | September 29, 2008 at 11:05 am
I wonder what kinda camera that is…
kevTHA | September 29, 2008 at 11:06 am
no vagina to speak of.
and i gotta say: thank god.
is she still bangin john mayer or what?
if not, she needs to get some mo’ tail!
12 year old boy | September 29, 2008 at 11:08 am
She is too masculine for my tastes
havoc | September 29, 2008 at 11:11 am
Damn, she’s looking good…..
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supersex | September 29, 2008 at 11:11 am
stupid ass bitch, she should learn how to suck a dick maybe then she could keep a man.
ileanita | September 29, 2008 at 11:11 am
i think its the left half of her vag
SCOTT FORNAUF | September 29, 2008 at 11:13 am
Looks like a vaginal wedgie to me. I’dl put it into my mouth.
Lost Cause | September 29, 2008 at 11:15 am
She must have some really fucked up issues.
This chick has been tossed around like a bad salad.
Obviously not a “keeper”.
She should probably just do porn that way no one cares about how fucked in the head she really is.
everybody | September 29, 2008 at 11:21 am
We don’t care about yet another picture of this dried up sandy-vagina’d sourpuss.
We want the Sarah Palin swimsuit contest video clip. Now.
{picard} Make it so.
ishi-san | September 29, 2008 at 11:22 am
@ 19: I think its a Nikon! *lol*
@ rest: where did you see the non-censured versions?????
Fascist Dictator | September 29, 2008 at 11:23 am
@16 it is better to censored the somewhat questionable pics than it is for your boss to come strolling in the room saying WTF?! YOU’RE FIRED!
ishi-san | September 29, 2008 at 11:28 am
@ 29: he might fire you anyway for doing nothing but surfing the net for gossip! *lol*
English Bob | September 29, 2008 at 11:37 am
She was hot in her day, about 10 years ago, now she’s just a fat old has been.
tess | September 29, 2008 at 11:39 am
you’ve gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!
tess | September 29, 2008 at 11:39 am
you’ve gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!
jt | September 29, 2008 at 11:40 am
THIS IS A VAGINA…
To people who have never actually seen a vagina before, otherwise, looks like her upper thigh.
{{ (_|_) }} .............................. | September 29, 2008 at 11:45 am
What’s the difference ?
Thong in the front … or thong in the rear
Personally I like the Vaginal-Thong …. makes things intresting
Chump-watch | September 29, 2008 at 11:47 am
Slow Monday morning fish?
Slut | September 29, 2008 at 11:47 am
As much as I would love to find something wrong with her, I can’t. She really is one of the most naturally beautiful celebs out there. So since I am having an honest Monday….vote McCain!
Chump | September 29, 2008 at 11:48 am
Slow Monday morning fish?
tess | September 29, 2008 at 11:51 am
You have gotta be kidding me there was no shot of a vagina or cellulite either . Don’t you have anyone else to pick on for gods sake. I seen this before your star was put on it was a muscle no Vagina you morons. go pick on the shin and bones person ok!!!
ph7 | September 29, 2008 at 11:55 am
Why this girls attracts attention is beyond me. Is it the “Maryann from Gilligan Island” effect?
havoc | September 29, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Its muscle.
And she looks perfectly edible to me…..
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u gotta be kiddin | September 29, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Vote McCain??? He’s falling apart and Palin has disintegrated. The only thing keeping the race close is racism.
But, no matter – the polls indicate that since the financial collapse began, registered voters 55+ years old have moved from McCain to Obama. They’re the most reliable voting bloc in every election and they used to be with McCain by a wide margin. But they’re scared and they don’t think McCain knows what he’s doing re: the economy and finance (probably because he has admitted exactly that in the recent past). They’re going to stay scared because the financial crisis will level off slowly, followed by genuine recession (another huge jump in unemployment will be announced soon). McCain will fumble his way through all this because he simply doesn’t understand it, and when that happens, he gets impatient and angry and says dumb things. The oldest candidate ever has to carry the old folks vote, and McCain won’t. It’s over.
Ted Mosby | September 29, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I’ve hit and will re-hit soon.
yawn | September 29, 2008 at 12:11 pm
what the hell are you talking about her stupid bikini bottom flipped over and is riding almost to a wedgie (camel toe).. um.. but it isnt and there is nothing to see.. you people and your imagination..
oh and i would def hit it.
Giggles | September 29, 2008 at 12:11 pm
NIce try, but come on…
Big Joe | September 29, 2008 at 12:16 pm
U gotta be kiddin:
U gott be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.
Big Joe | September 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm
U gotta be kiddin:
U gotta be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.
Big Joe | September 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm
U gotta be kiddin:
U gotta be an idiot. Polls don’t matter. The exit-polls for the ’04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn’t happen.
sarah | September 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm
have you never actually seen a vagina?
Jennifer Aniston | September 29, 2008 at 12:19 pm
All you guys saying you’d “hit it” – puh-leez. I wouldn’t even look in your direction. I had Brad Pitt licking my pussy for years (until he started yammering about having lots of kids, and look what a freak he’s become now). The one way you guys resemble Brad is when he gets his hair cut short, and then it looks like your hair – on your back. So go head, lift up your hairy beer bellies and trying to find that frightened gherkin you call a penis and tweezer yourselves to my bikini pictures. It’s the highlight of your pathetic lives.