Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities

April 6th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn’t help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. And I read this site!:

Jen checked out a cute guy walking in. She looked him up and down … twice!” our source said. “She flashed him a beaming smile but got pulled back into a conversation with her girlfriends.”
Aniston giggled with two gal pals, and appeared excited to be at the charity concert, which raised more than $3 million to teach children how to meditate.

$3 million dollars to teach kids how to meditate?! Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus. A better use of that money would be to round up a bunch of third world kids and flush all that cash down the toilet in front of them. At least give them something to remember. “Oh, the water swirled in circles, mother. You wouldn’t believe it!”

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  1. Darth

    She isn’t that bad,is she?

  2. Sauron

    Fuckable?

  3. Rhialto

    Hmm,dunno.I need to have more details about her vagina.

  4. …………………………………..GOING ANNAL?

  5. Greg

    Jennifer Aniston is one mentally ill stupid bi#ch.

  6. May

    ooh yeah I don’t have any food to eat but if I meditate hard enough I will feel like I’ve just had a cheese burger! I hate people!

  7. Lindsey

    She is going through a mid-life crisis. Nothing says despert louder than an 40 year old women with her stomach haging.

  8. Ernest

    Ok, the ideal thing to do would be to bring God and prayer back into our schools, but since that isn’t going to happen and since, teen suicide is on the rise, this is actually a good thing for kids to learn. Bullying is a huge problem in schools and the victims of this behavior suffer a great deal. And, as for sending money to third world countries to feed starving children??? Billions upon Billions have been sent and they just keep having more and more children. Teach them about birth control and let’s start taking care of the kids we have right here.

  9. Ronnie

    Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself…

  10. Ronnie

    Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself…

  11. Ronnie

    Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself…

  12. Ronnie

    Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger and a few posters on this site need to take a few classes themselves…

  13. Justice

    assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner.
    ———————————————————————————————————
    Who is going to teach Jennifer Aniston how to face her emotional issuses. Instead I hear she stalks her ex every chance she gets.

  14. John M

    Aniston is a talentless hack that has that stupid fucking show to coast on for the rest of her life. She knows she has not talent but of course, won’t admit to it. She needs to end her own life now!! Please, Jennifer, just take a handful of pills and let me pull the trigger!! You suck, you have always sucked and you will forever suck!
    Do you think she’ll read this? I hope so! You Suuuuccccckkkkkk!!
    Go back to whatever level of hell you came from!!!!

  15. I’ll do it! Since you think it is so smart. I’ll do it. I’ll take $3 million dollars from a charity auction for teaching young kids about mediating and flush it down the toilet in front of all their faces. I know that I have professional training in eduction, and it doesn’t really make a lot of since to do something that seems to work so well in North America as a training aid to poor third world children and the importance of keeping your options open. But there is only the small matter of actually having all of the three million dollars in front of me and at my disposal before I can adequately put this lesson plan into action. I await your reply. Thomas ~ Texas, more information hidden in the log ons.

  16. ally

    ok, so here’s my take on jen, and all other women, for that matter. no matter how liberated we are, we have got to have at least one kid in life. and you wanna know why? because men nowadays suck. the love between you and your husband will never even come close to the love you will have for your child (almost every woman i know has told me this). and at the end of the day, your husband will use his “boys will be boys” mentality to use you, abuse you, and, most likely, cheat on your azz. oh, he’ll also leave you once you turn 40 since, apparently, looks and their animal insticts to pounce on anything with a pulse are all that matter to them nowadays. so have that kid (or kids) so that you have at least one person who will be loyal to you in life (assuming you raised them properly) and make sure you are financially independent in case times get tough. hmm, do i sound bitter? well, i’m not. i’m still in my 20′s, never married, but i’ve seen some messed up sh-t going on all around me in this overly liberalized, religion-less country and i’ve come to the above conclusion. if you don’t like it or refuse to accept it, then consider yourself clueless.

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