Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn’t help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. And I read this site!:
Jen checked out a cute guy walking in. She looked him up and down … twice!” our source said. “She flashed him a beaming smile but got pulled back into a conversation with her girlfriends.”
Aniston giggled with two gal pals, and appeared excited to be at the charity concert, which raised more than $3 million to teach children how to meditate.
$3 million dollars to teach kids how to meditate?! Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus. A better use of that money would be to round up a bunch of third world kids and flush all that cash down the toilet in front of them. At least give them something to remember. “Oh, the water swirled in circles, mother. You wouldn’t believe it!”
AteIsEnough | April 6, 2009 at 11:25 am
First!! I can’t believe that in today’s world financial status, THIS would be something that can even happen! Why not use some of the money to teach dogs not to lick themselves…seems more of a humanitarian thing to do.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 11:25 am
Sadly, I’m taken Jen… but thanks for the smile and the crotch grab! Ok, fine, I added that last bit…
Vintage ROUGH | April 6, 2009 at 11:31 am
Ill bet one of the c-blocking girlfriends was Corney Cock…
PunkA | April 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’d cornhole her. Ya’ll could watch if you wanted. I hear she likes that stuff.
Zanna | April 6, 2009 at 11:45 am
I don’t think there are enough “HILLS” ads on this sie.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 11:47 am
#5 – Thanks, I had no idea why I just started punching my screen for no reason…
Tom K | April 6, 2009 at 11:51 am
She is so desperate it’s not even funny anymore! Everyone just loves to hit and quit it. She’s probably clingy and crazy as hell, and threatens to cut herself if you leave her.
Zanna | April 6, 2009 at 11:53 am
@6 – I know. I’m surpressing fists of rage here, myself…..
http://www.funderoos.com | April 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
*yawn*
Jesus Christ | April 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
It’s better than teaching kids to pray.
p.s. Thanks for celebrating my crucifixion again! Motherfuckers.
Guy | April 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I guess having the last two reaming The Beetles performing at the gig wasn’t news worthy, but Jennifer Aniston attending it was?
Mary | April 6, 2009 at 12:07 pm
3 million, thats great. Now those kids can teach the kids with no food or no warm cloths . I love the Hollywood set, they go out of there way NOT to help America. This is so stupid, I’d like to know who the morons are that donated.
Kt | April 6, 2009 at 12:13 pm
It’s actually a really good charity that is supposed to keep kids from bullying and fighting in school. Sure there are other important things, but people throw money in their direction as well. 3 million isn’t that much in the scheme of things. Don’t be an asshole before you know what you’re talking about.
jumpin_j | April 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm
#13 Kt – Well put.
Jeff | April 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm
“It’s actually a really good charity that is supposed to keep kids from bullying and fighting in school.”
Great. A charity to create a generation of pussies. Just what we need right now.
Zanna | April 6, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You’re welcome, #10. if there was no death penalty, there would be no Easter!
Jesus Christ | April 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Wonderful. Enjoy the chocolate eggs. Motherfuckers.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Hey 2 – you mean you stopped braiding your backhair long enough to type that witty response?
Sometimes I don’t know how a miserable prick like yourself finds the strength to drag its slovenly, Dora-watching, wifebeater-wearing, Cocoa Puffs-eating, Gremlin-driving, Capri Sun-drinking, Members Only jacket-wearing, Atari 2600-playing, Milli Vanilli-listening ass out of bed in the morning…
Zanna | April 6, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@19 – I’m going to guess it’s his good job and the family he supports that gets him out of bed in the morning. Troll.
havoc | April 6, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Damn good thing there’s not a global recession. This would be embarassing.
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Jrzmommy | April 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Now cunty Zanna is yelling at itself while trying to support the second biggest cunt on this increasingly terrible blog.
trix | April 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm
fuck meditation, give em a sammich!
Galtacticus | April 6, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Who she? Who reponiosble?
kels | April 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Speaking of things that are messed up, I’m pretty sure it’s humanly impossible to cram any more advertisements on this page. Wow.
Crabby Old Guy | April 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
$3 Mill to teach kids how to mediate?
Hmm…how about this, “Okay you little fuckers, sit down, shut up and knock that shit off NOW!”.
There. And it didn’t cost a cent.
Monkey's Bone | April 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I agree with #5 – Hell of a lot of ads for a show I’ve never, nor WILL I ever, watch
I don’t do soaps. Daytime OR nightime
Rich Port's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Dearest Zanna,
After you finish commenting to yourself, can you finish completely swallowing my load? You know, I’ve always got your back. And by back I mean, got you in the back.
And by good job I’m sure you mean, 14yr old using his laptop from starbucks.
smarg | April 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Her pussy must stink REALLY bad, or she bites when she gives head.
What other reasons exist for her not being able to keep a man??
Dale | April 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
#13 Kt Are you serious. You people who want others to teach your kids are a joke. Parents should be the ones to bring kids up right. People like you are why there is so much bulling in schools today. Meditation to stop bulling, that dosen’t even make scence. 3 million can feed alot of hungry people.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
#27 – Still White, I see you’re Still a Pussy. Is this the camoflauge technique they taught you in basic training, running and hiding instead of just getting your ass handed to you? You should be a real man and enlist a THIRD time… the army needs to see if those canisters they found in Basra are CO2 or something caustic. COBRA will pay for your meds…
acd | April 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm
SO, yeah, you might have wanted to mention that PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY was performing at the benefit with RINGO STARR. Not just that Maniston was in attendance. Ugh.
jolson | April 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I love it when the lack of intelligence shines through. Organized religion takes in billions(tax free) to worshi[p fictionalized accounts of creation and everybody follows in lockstep. Meditation isn’t a religion and has SCIENTIFIC proof to help people in their daily lives. Why not start with children and help them before the parents, and churches screw them up. 3 mil, is just barely a bonus check for some wall street dude. Direct your ignorance elsewhere.
Erica | April 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm
LMAO, superfish. Best post in a while.
mikeock | April 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm
who cares? I’d fuck her and so would you.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Who is this astonishing beauty?
Gando | April 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Her perfect shaped feminine body matches very well with her long manes.
Darth | April 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Who? Do you mean that girl in the back on pic 2?
Karen | April 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
If you don’t agree with David Lynch’s foundation goals, you need to bash him or Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Sheryl Crow, Donovan and the many others who performed. Jennifer only sat in the audience and was even pictured there. How lame of you to bash Jennifer on this. But then again, I don’t expect anything better from you.
Rhialto | April 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
She’s carrying a huge bag and sort of legal documents?
Office Temp | April 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Somebody (the troll) has a case of the Moooooondays.
Captain Ta-Ta | April 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Meditation makes people (including children) more calm, peaceful, and lucid, more capable of letting go of their anger, less violent and combative, and generally more pleased with their lives. Kids in particular benefit from better academic performance. Considering the shit parenting job most folks are doing these days, I’d say meditation is a pretty fucking good idea.
PS, @15, Bullying and fighting IS what creates the pussies, you imbecile. When a runty, but otherwise perfectly happy and confident kid gets bullied, he becomes a pussy. You might be shocked to know that people have actually studied such things before, and that it’s a scientific fact. Funny how preventing abusive situations makes people more functional, eh?
Kt | April 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm
#15 – Jeff
No, in fact a charity to create a generation of people who can come to agreements even though they may have differences. EXACTLY what we need right now.
Kt | April 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Dale, you can’t insult people if you can’t spell the words you’re trying to use. I sure hope you’re never teaching anyone anything. Many people do not teach their children important things, and those children shouldn’t be left to fend for themselves.
RJ | April 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Fuck meditation it aint going to help when the sand jockeys start coming after us this summer.
mikeock | April 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm
a big load of my spooge would look nice on her flat belly. meditate on THAT, Rachel.
g_girl | April 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It is very important to meditate! if evereyone done it, this world would be heaven. Meditation dissolves anger, all the pain, brings awerness. Negative emotions do not exist if we are aware.
It is a beauitful thing and everyone deserves to know meditation
meme | April 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
No one went to that concert to support meditation. They went because Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr were performing together for the first time in ages. They could be raising money to club baby seals and if those two were there they would raise millions.
Charley Kane | April 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm
How about 3 mill to get some starving kids some food? Man, Hollywood is a little reality all unto it’s own.
dude_on | April 6, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Jen has about another year before the clock expires.
It looks like they airbrushed Heidi’s Chin. That is good work.
SrfStrng | April 6, 2009 at 9:30 pm
She is and IDIOT!!!