Jennifer Aniston was spotted at the Creative Artist Agency with her nipples poking through her shirt. It isn’t nearly as sexy or interesting as it sounds, which is even more impressive considering it didn’t sound that sexy or interesting to begin with. She’s about as sexually appealing as an encyclopedia. And not some sexy encyclopedia either. Just the regular kind with words. Boring words.
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Fifth Stooge | April 11, 2007 at 11:13 am
She can cut diamonds with those mother fuckers!
Spindoc | April 11, 2007 at 11:15 am
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She’s still famous?
combustion8 | April 11, 2007 at 11:15 am
I love her ass… I would make sextytime with it.
Fifth Stooge | April 11, 2007 at 11:16 am
They look like chewable Chocks
Whammer Jammer | April 11, 2007 at 11:16 am
She’s still way hotter than Angelina Jolie. Pitt really fucked up.
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
She’s so cute. Maybe a little boring, but only because she doesn’t get photographed with green umbrellas or shitty looking bathing suits on…
wow | April 11, 2007 at 11:22 am
I’m more intrigued by how she managed to make it look like she cut off her thumb and glued it to the bottom of her palm. What the hell is going on in that picture??
Fifth Stooge | April 11, 2007 at 11:24 am
For more infomation on chewable Chocks
pekpekshorts | April 11, 2007 at 11:25 am
Stories about celebs, especially negative ones, are popular because they sell and appeal to the public’s envy and malice. 99% of the post here proves it. What a bunch of losers. LOL.
HoboChic | April 11, 2007 at 11:26 am
I’m just impressed that she’s gained enough weight to actually be recognized for even having breasts…she’s huge…must be up to at least a size 2.
marist89 | April 11, 2007 at 11:26 am
Please, you’re telling me you wouldn’t hit that?
F-Sucker | April 11, 2007 at 11:28 am
If you wouldn’t hit that, you’re a homo.
Those are some lovely little meat bullets.
whitegold | April 11, 2007 at 11:29 am
I’d hit that. She may be super boring, but she’s still decently hot. Nice body. And really, with the right many, any girl can be a freak. She clearly just hasn’t found the guy to bring the freak out of her.
#7 – I was truly confused by that also, but then I realized it’s just cuz she has a black purse strap over her thumb, but because of the coloring/lighting whatever, it makes it look like her thumb isn’t there?!
tits_on_snack | April 11, 2007 at 11:30 am
LOLOMG I BET U ANGALENA’S NIPPLEZ ARE EVEN HARDER – TAKE THAT, JEN! I BET ANGELINA HAS A WHITER T-SHIRT. ANGLLANINA ANGELNANA! ANGELANEINA! LASKFNLKSDF! TAKE THAT JEN! ASDFQPZXANGELINAJOLIE!
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 11:30 am
For some reason, this only makes me want to kick that assbag following her in the knee caps.
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 11:33 am
and once again *snore* a story about *snore* nipples? Is that what *snore* this is about?
Fifth Stooge | April 11, 2007 at 11:33 am
In the second and third to the last pics, look at that stupid fucking photographer. “Jennifer, look over here!” “Jennifer, stick out your chest, your nipples aren’t prominent enough!” “Jennifer, take your pants off!” “Jennifer pleeeeaassse!”
D'arcy | April 11, 2007 at 11:35 am
Boring..
BUT, if you look at the last picture, and kind of squint your eyes so everything becomes a bit blurry, it looks like Aniston is picking his nose while shoving that water bottle up her ass. :)
D'arcy | April 11, 2007 at 11:37 am
Eek, I meant to say “her nose”… of course, that slip was accidental.
*shifty eyes*
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 11:38 am
yaaaaaaaaaaaay 18!! I finally laughed.
haveapez | April 11, 2007 at 11:38 am
I hate the movies she’s in, but she’s ok I guess. Those nips always look like they can cut glass, though.
sportsdvl | April 11, 2007 at 11:40 am
Anytime we get a shot of Jen’s nipples it is 100% better than ANY story about Britney, Lohan, Paris or Angelina!
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 11:46 am
@22. This is suppose to be a make-fun-of-dumb-celebrities-doing-stupid-shit-site.
Jen has nipples! Infunckingcredible! Go watch some porn.
LOOKWHATICANDO | April 11, 2007 at 11:47 am
Brad was such a smart man to kick that dog to the curb.
havoc | April 11, 2007 at 11:50 am
Christ, I would drink her bath water…..
Stickman | April 11, 2007 at 11:55 am
If she’s as sexy as an encyclopedia, then fetch me a copy of Britannica, cos I’m going to bang the arse off it.
D'arcy | April 11, 2007 at 11:56 am
23: LMAO.
Oh… my stomach is going to burst and the escaped stomach acid will dissolve my organs if I keep laughing like this…
I need a beer.
whitegold | April 11, 2007 at 11:58 am
#26 fucks encyclopedias…that’s some freaky shit.
rrd | April 11, 2007 at 12:02 pm
She is HOT!
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Well you can’t get a disease from a book, maybe a papercut though…
Truthseeker013 | April 11, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I like reading the encyclopedia. You never know what you might learn…
schack | April 11, 2007 at 12:04 pm
papercuts and genitals do not mix
costamar | April 11, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Nice ass, nice boobs. What’s not to like?
Jimbo | April 11, 2007 at 12:10 pm
It is nice to see a normal looking Hollywood celeb dressed normal and just trying to go about her business. It is great that her head lights are on and it would be better if she would show us that Brazilian waxing she just got
ihateyoutoo | April 11, 2007 at 12:11 pm
HONESTLY, what kind of post is this? Where’s the good stuff??? WHERE IS IT??
back to sleep for me.
spineofsnake | April 11, 2007 at 12:14 pm
i love how every picture of jen now devolves into a debate as to who’s hotter, her or jolie.
it’s time for them to battle this out the old-fashioned way: in a cage match, nude, covered in baby oil. pitt can watch. yee-haw!
RhinebeckCowboy | April 11, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Your a moron. Really. This chick has the best legs in Hollywood, has great dress sense, and has the good sense to avoid being photog’d with her crotch / ass / tits hanging out, or while drunk / stoned / having a melt down.
And she is cute.
sympathee | April 11, 2007 at 12:17 pm
She’s pretty hot, i don’t care what anyone says.
Wow Just Wow | April 11, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She’s pretty. Brad should have his head examined.
Peaches2331 | April 11, 2007 at 12:22 pm
She’s cute? I don’t think so. This whining twat is a plain looking dog. She looks like she’s picking her ugly man nose in the first picture. Don’t get me started on her man-like chin. No wonder Brad kicked her sorry ass to the curb and Vince dumped her, she looks manlier than the both of them.
Jimbo | April 11, 2007 at 12:23 pm
There is no debate over Jen and Jolie. Jolie is the girl you want to slip into the coat closet with at a party and bang the shit out of her and then return to the party as if nothing happened. Jen is the girl you take home to mom and romantic weekends at the beach. Jen you do missionary and Jolie doggy.
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm
36: I love when the tabloids say things like “Angelina adopts another one; Jen still barren!” or “Poor Jen spends the weekend alone”.
I’m with you, let’s have a Battle Royale starring Jolie and Aniston and several jars of Marshmallow Fluff. They can fight to the sweet, sexy death and the winner gets Brad and all the whistle kids.
schack | April 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm
that’s the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard
schack | April 11, 2007 at 12:28 pm
@41. your mom must be a stodgy bitch. ;x
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 12:33 pm
News Flash!!!! Paris got ketchup on her dress earlier this morning. Holyfuckingshit! But it wasn’t on her nipple, so thesuperficial wasn’t there.
Dank | April 11, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I have to wonder if the superfish isnt gay considedering he wouldnt fuck Jenifer Aniston stupid.
Lowlands | April 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm
From the side she ain’t looking bad.Is she wearing Paris her breasts?
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Who’s making Martinis? I need to drink until I find this interesting….
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 11, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I have nothing to say about this lousy broad or her nips.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 11, 2007 at 12:48 pm
And I see pekpekshorts made in on to this thread with his copy & paste goodwill fucking message. This very obviously makes him a winner.