Jennifer Aniston has a bad day

December 30th, 2005 // 66 Comments
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Comments (66)

  1. WaitWhat? | December 30, 2005 at 3:59 pm

    Looks more like she smelled the stink of paparazzi and called them on it.

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  2. Jewbacca | December 30, 2005 at 4:13 pm

    DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT SHE IS BUTT ASS UGLY??? SHE MUST GIVE GOOD HEAD FOR BRAD PITT TO HAVE BE SEEN OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HER.

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  3. Captain Awesome | December 30, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    Yeah, her chin always bugged me. But she has a smokin’ body.

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  4. APINK | December 30, 2005 at 4:40 pm

    I’ve always thought she was cute, in a plain way. She’s not overdone. Kind of reminds me of the girl next door.

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  5. rocketscience | December 30, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    if you ask me, and im not even a big fan of hers, she looks hot with that snotty expression.

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  6. Smackage | December 30, 2005 at 4:55 pm

    this is why brad doesn’t love her anymore!

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  7. julema | December 30, 2005 at 5:05 pm

    a big square chin…thats the difference between angelina and her. Shes a cute-normal girl next door and angelina a goddess…

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  8. EspressoMilitia | December 30, 2005 at 5:11 pm

    she looks scary, especially in that last photo. I’d be scared. That other woman looks like she’s saying “It’s only a picture, Jen, put the revolver down…”

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  9. ~S.Starr~ | December 30, 2005 at 5:11 pm

    To me…it just looks like she is squinting while talking…kinda like she saw the paparazzi far away and was telling someone about it.

    But…her hair looks pretty…and I think she is very beautiful in a natural way.

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  10. Porcelyn | December 30, 2005 at 5:21 pm

    horseface

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  11. drowningfool | December 30, 2005 at 5:35 pm

    Bitter maybe? I think yes.

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  12. RedJenny | December 30, 2005 at 5:39 pm

    It looks like she is trying to frown, but the botox won’t let her.

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  13. CantBeANun | December 30, 2005 at 5:59 pm

    Is it possible she’s just making a face at the person taking her picture? Could it also be possible that she doesn’t give a rats ass about her butt ugly ex husband and his new whore girlfriend?

    Go Jen!

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  14. Tha-Flash | December 30, 2005 at 6:12 pm

    She’s hot. Probably paparazzi!

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  15. MrPloppy | December 30, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    I think someone with bellow average skills in photoshop stretched her neck and squashed her face.

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  16. Jonboy in SF | December 30, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    Looks like maybe somebody farted (Vince Vaughn?) and now the whole world is discussing Jen’s bad day…priceless. By the way, can’t stand her! I think she and the Rachel Green character aren’t really all that far off from each other…

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  17. MortyFishbein | December 30, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    And she wonders why she couldn’t keep her husband at home, huh?

    Uh, the only time Angelina makes faces like that is in bed, which is where faces like that should stay.

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  18. mrschickee | December 30, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    I think these are old photos…I remember seeing them somewhere before.

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  19. Cuore56 | December 30, 2005 at 7:00 pm

    I think that Jennifer and Angelina are both pretty in their own way, but Angelina still has lips like those of the creature from the Black Lagoon.
    http://fast.horrorseek.com/horror/blackylagoon/cblphotos1.html

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  20. hulahoop | December 30, 2005 at 7:04 pm

    There is certainly clear evidence of a 1/2 second grimace, with likely humorous intent. With this obvious disregard for our viewing pleasure, in addition to her rejection by a college drop-out, I strongly recommend that she be immediately remanded to Gitmo for re-education. Two years in a cage exposed to the elements 24/7 without a blowdryer, watching an acne-riddled 18-year-old piss on the Koran (completely by accident, of course) should straighten this spoiled Hollywood twat right up!

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  21. hafaball | December 30, 2005 at 7:24 pm

    maybe it;s cause her new movie sucks ass, or she just ate a big bowl of lemons. it does look like she’s having some kind of melt down though hehe.

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  22. ktogarweeno | December 30, 2005 at 7:37 pm

    She’s obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That’s what I love about her; she’s not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.

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  23. ktogarweeno | December 30, 2005 at 7:38 pm

    She’s obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That’s what I love about her; she’s not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.

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  24. sugarbritches | December 30, 2005 at 7:48 pm

    It’s just gas. Most assuredly so.

    Stinky Equine gas.

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  25. .shiny. | December 30, 2005 at 7:51 pm

    Jennifer Aniston is beautiful. Angelina Jolie is not. As for Brad, he needs to find where he lost his brain (probably up Angelina’s grimy vagina) and get back with his ex-wife. They were perfect together! And even if they do not get back together, he should have to live with the fact that Jennifer is just much, much hotter than his current whore. Angelina always looked pale and disgusting; the woman kissed her own brother and married Billy Bob Thornton! That’s fuckin disgusting!!

    So I guess I’m on Team Aniston. She’s just such a hottie. =) Everybody, let’s hate on Angelina! *YAY*

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  26. Captain Awesome | December 30, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    Update: Brown paper bag + would hit it.

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  27. Candy | December 30, 2005 at 9:04 pm

    This pic is from the set of ‘Rumor Has It’ and it was taken around the time the break up was announced. She was walking with Mark Ruffalo that day and they also had a shot of it on the cover of US Weekly.

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  28. Leslie | December 30, 2005 at 9:12 pm

    Lol, I think this photo is hilarious. I love them.

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  29. Donna A. | December 30, 2005 at 11:33 pm

    I have always thought Jen was pretty. Now as an actress…not so good. Other than the Good Girl. She just subpar.
    As for “pillow lips.” I only liked her in the Lara Croft movies. And for her looks? She is pretty but in a freaky way. She just looks like she’s not real. That is only way I can explain it.
    Donna A.

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  30. llynnowens | December 30, 2005 at 11:59 pm

    “Girl next door” and “beautiful in a natural way”

    Those are some seriously unnatural, very fake hair extensions in that picture. Which is certainly acceptable for a gal in character on a movie set. Lets just not base our judgement of Jen’s “natural” beauty on this picture of a character she has been made up as.

    …and her chin makes me wanna barf while singing, “Whatta man, whatta man, what a mighty good man…”

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  31. sugarplumbaby | December 31, 2005 at 12:21 am

    I renamed my cat “Angelina”…….because she is pretty but evil. Team Anniston? You bet!

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  32. BilboBaggins | December 31, 2005 at 1:36 am

    Have you ever noticed how only homely, middle-aged women seem to have such a high opinion of Jennifer Anniston, while every straight man plus any women with some security about their looks can easily admit that Brad Pitt made the only logical decision by going with Jolie. Kind of ironic?

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  33. Tania | December 31, 2005 at 2:40 am

    Candy is exactly right (comment #27). These pictures are very old. But still funny.

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  34. Bogart | December 31, 2005 at 3:46 am

    lol … I laughed my ass off at these photos. I always thought she looked great, but lately she’s been looking really manly or butch to me.

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  35. sadietolstoy | December 31, 2005 at 6:45 am

    I’m not sure if these pictures are recent;they look familiar. But anyway I kind of like her hairdo. It’s cute.

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  36. tess | December 31, 2005 at 8:18 am

    I think there’s no comparison between ugly Jen and Angelina. I mean, I never found Aniston beautiful and I couldn’t understand why the medias placed her in the “pretty” category. I mean, look at her big chin, squarred jaw, weird nose….come on.
    I totally understand Brad’s choice of dumping her like a dirty sock to go bang a really gorgeous woman like Jolie.

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  37. Sheva | December 31, 2005 at 11:23 am

    Jen looks pretty good to me. Angelina can look incredible or not so great. But Jen looks in good shape here. The jewish hag with her may be making her look even better.

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  38. .amber. | December 31, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    jennifer is beautiful, and i give her so much credit for handling this situation so gracefully. and i dont think shes ugly either…and brad has gone public saying he has a small penis Jewbacca

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  39. elle* | December 31, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    everyone comments on how angelina is a homewrecker..but honestly why would brad stay in a marriage if he’s not happy? atleast angelina does something decent with her life…jenn is a bitter, work-a-holic! she says she wants to have children…yet, she was in a marriage for like about 5 years and never had any. honestly she’s not getting any younger!

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  40. diddleysquat | December 31, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    She looks like a gangster from the 1920′s….”Myah, myah, you’ll nevah get mee coppah, myah, see!”

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  41. Bo_Smith | December 31, 2005 at 6:19 pm

    Her Career has so gone down the gurgler now that Friend’s is finished. And Angelina is lesbian so that makes Brad probably Gay

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  42. HelpingOutTheMorons | December 31, 2005 at 7:00 pm

    Yikes, now that is one unattractive woman. How she ever got be famous, star in bad movie after bad movie and actually have people utter the phrase “the beautiful Jennifer Aniston” is a mystery greater than the Bermuda Triangle.

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  43. derekd | December 31, 2005 at 10:30 pm

    Thats the exact face she put on after I told her I wouldn’t come in her mouth and did of course. She’s not hot but not ugly. My guess is she’s a lame lay. I don’t know why I get that impression.

    I give her a 6.5 outta 10.

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  44. kane123 | January 1, 2006 at 11:04 am

    had anyone seen the topless photos shes sueing for yet??? where can i see them.

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  45. caf | January 2, 2006 at 6:07 am

    Jennifer Aniston has handled the split with more grace and dignity than you see from most celebrities…though i dont particularly care for Angelina one way or another, Brad Pitt is the sorry excuse for a cheating prick who screwed his marriage and took off with Angelina. Frankly any woman in the world could have thrown themselves at Brad but he’s the one who couldn’t keep it in his pants to save his marriage. At least give it 5 minutes Brad….5 minutes. And i think shes beautiful…compared to many other celebs shes got a hell lot more class.

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  46. Nola | January 2, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    I’m constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don’t know… what’s on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer’s prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she’s ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing… everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a ‘whore’. Yeah, THAT’S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn’t, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer’s handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the ‘grace and dignity’ remarks that I read all over the internet?

    Gah.

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  47. Nola | January 2, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    I’m constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don’t know… what’s on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer’s prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she’s ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing… everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a ‘whore’. Yeah, THAT’S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn’t, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer’s handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the ‘grace and dignity’ remarks that I read all over the internet?

    Gah.

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  48. Quinnzq | January 2, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    Hate to burst the bubble of the editor, but those shots are of her on set of “Rumor Has It”, which means they were taken months ago.

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  49. CelebGossipAficionado | January 2, 2006 at 5:06 pm

    Amen, Nola! So nice it had to be said twice!

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  50. sarakai | January 3, 2006 at 12:43 am

    Wow, its amazing how some of Team Aniston’s members cant even bring them themselves to call her beautiful or sexy. Expressions like “girl next door”, “in a natural way” and “pretty” are all just other ways of saying shes an unattractive mule and will never add up to the glory that is Angelina Jolie! Shes an ugly bad actress, just face it!

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