Jennifer Aniston had backup date for movie premiere

December 15th, 2008 // 45 Comments

Jennifer Aniston apparently thinks about Angelina Jolie more than Angelina Jolie thinks about Angelina Jolie. Supposedly, Jennifer had her people find a “backup man” during her brief break from John Mayer. She refused to walk the red carpet for the premiere of Marley & Me looking like a spinster, according to Page Six:

A few months ago, during a brief split between the duo, Aniston’s camp was shopping for potential dates. “She didn’t want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around” on the promotional rounds for his release of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”
Aniston “did not want to be single when her movie opened,” one source said. “A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with.” But the attempt to find a replacement for Mayer was aborted when he and Aniston soon got back together.

The ironic part is Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t even walk down the red carpet with John Mayer. That either blows this story out of the water, or proves that John is Jennifer’s “dick in a jar.” Which was the job I specifically told my high school guidance counselor I wanted, but instead, had to settle for World’s Sexiest Man. *sigh*

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  1. I do that all the time… Just get my handlers to put out feelers when I am looking for a boyfriend…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  2. havoc

    Yeah, put me on that list please…..

    .

  3. Bigheadmike

    For the LOVE OF GOD pick me!

  4. Poor broad! shes filthy rich but reliving high school all over again!

  5. jesus

    dick in a jar — haaaaaaaaaa

  6. Anyone who believes Jennifer Aniston has a hard time getting a date is an idiot.

  7. tigerbaby

    I don’t think she’s all that awesome, but she’s a lot more appealing than that anorexic fish-lipped baby machine that Brad ditched her for.

  8. tigerbaby

    I don’t think she’s all that awesome, but she’s a lot more appealing than that anorexic fish-lipped baby machine that Brad ditched her for.

  9. steve

    The question of your date for the red carpet is irrelevant when you’re walking down the carpet for “Marley & Me” vs. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

  10. TiredofAnniston

    She’s pathetic. She’s rich, beautiful but completely insecure. I am sick of her whinning ….

  11. Becky

    Somebody should throw a shoe at her.

  12. Lucy

    or two shoes, Becky! seriously she needs to grow up and move on already!

  13. z

    Guuuh, this turd needs to go away already…

    “Marley & Me”??? A comedy about a dog? Are you kidding? Why is this woman important?

  14. jesus

    all that matters about this girl, or any girl for that matter, is would i fuck her. yes, i would.

  15. pete

    I read this story about two months ago but at that time they said she
    wasn’t in favor of it and told them to quit it. She doesn’t impress me
    as the type of woman that has to have a man. If she was she would
    have had one a long time before now. I think the press needs to
    back off. She isn’t the only single person in the world. I’d take her
    in a minute. I can name a lot of single men, is that awful too. She
    hot, she’s happy and she shouldn’t be compared with anyone
    else. She’s herself and entitled to be.

  16. Sam

    Put me on the list. I sure don’t find anything wrong with her.
    Don’t you think it is about time to quit picking on her? Heck
    Pitt did her a favor when he couldn’t keep his pants zipped.
    Look at the poor old fool.

  17. Ay yay yay

    This bitch just seems more and more desparate.

  18. Sugar Tits

    The trifecta: Talentless, useless, and unstable. Jennifer Aniston for sure wins the delusional psycho ex award.

  19. Stiles

    Alright, Aniston’s officially more overexposed than Paris Hilton’s labia. Enough of her trapezoidal head and stale issues.

  20. moron

    She’s annoying as hell. She makes a millions of dollars, can afford to wear designer gowns and she’s too insecure to show up to an event by herself? Why?! I’d do that in a heartbeat and have this thing called fun.

    She keeps blaming Angelina but refuses to call out Brad for his douchebaginess. Angelina didn’t leave her, BRAD DID. He’s the one who wronged her. And she keeps going on and on about how women should be this or that, and how she won’t take a role if it’s this or that. Whatever, if she was truly a strong woman, she would have moved on by now.

    1000 bucks says she can’t talk about about anything but herself EVER. Case in point: every magazine interview to date. At least Angelina PRETENDS to care about other things and she talks about non-Angelina issues. With Jen, it’s always the same thing.

  21. me

    Why is she so desperate for attention? No wonder Brad left this whiny bitch.

  22. Planet Earth

    I am so sick of hearing about this sourpuss bitch. She looks like she hates fun. Can she just get in a car crash and die already?

  23. WhineMuch

    ^ I’m with you. I can get a 70′s Pinto for her to drive in a demolition derby.

    I’ll pack it with dynamite just to be sure Rachel is never heard from again.

  24. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  25. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  26. Ben

    She is a pathetic insecure bi#ch. Sick of this psychotic ho. Why can’t she walk the red carpet by her self. I can’t stand this heifer.
    Mayer is a paid for CAA dick in a jar escort. Dud has no dignity at all.

  27. Ben

    She is a pathetic insecure bi#ch. Sick of this psychotic ho. Why can’t she walk the red carpet by her self. I can’t stand this heifer.
    Mayer is a paid for CAA dick in a jar escort. Dud has no dignity at all.

  28. Ben

    She is a pathetic insecure bi#ch. Sick of this psychotic ho. Why can’t she walk the red carpet by her self. I can’t stand this heifer.
    Mayer is a paid for CAA dick in a jar escort. Dud has no dignity at all.

  29. shannon

    This bitch has to stop worrying about Angelina and get on with her life. It been like a 100 years already move on!

  30. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Does she blast liquid poo in the air when she farts? Is she single again now?

  31. She is innately unattractive, dull and just so uneducated. Only in America could the girlfriend you feel bad for because she has NOTHING to bring to the table, could garner this much attention.

  32. Brent

    6. Sportsdvl – December 15, 2008 12:33 PM

    Anyone who believes Jennifer Aniston has a hard time getting a date is an idiot.
    *****************
    ^^ YEAH!! You tell ‘em!! …and anyone who thinks Jennifer Aniston could get publicly dumped and humiliated by a douchebag holding court in front of dozens of paparazzi, only to take him back in a heartbeat is an idi–, oh, whoops….wait – nevermind.

  33. Blake

    ^^ LOL

    Yeah, they’re not necessarily talking about ‘just getting a date,’ they’re talking about someone who could play her ‘new love interest,’ in front of the cameras over an extended period of time while Brangelina promote their films and do their red carpets during award season.

    Why Aniston even thinks she’s in the same league to be competing, is beyond me. Maybe it’s less that, and she just doesn’t want to look bad. Looking bad to Jen is being, er, single? So much for empowering female examples coming from this one eh?

    It’s silly, stupid, desperate and shallow. But anyone who knows Jen Aniston, can tell you that’s exactly what she is.

  34. Beautiful spoilt brat!

  35. Matt

    “Empowering females” what a joke this is CAA’s hooker. She hooks men for CAA and Mayer is a paid escort as well. That ho would set women back a thousand years if anyone paid that retarded ho any attention. I have absolutely no respect for John who was paid with a TV show to get back with this ho.
    Mayer is a douche bag for sure.

  36. GottaLaugh

    Why is anyone surprised she’d do this? That’s how she met Brad Pitt! She had their mutual agent set them up on a blind date…slept with him the first night…and basically bragged about being a big ho on nationial tv on the Letterman show. She undoubtedly figured if it worked once, it’ll work again, maybe not with Brad Pitt but some other poor schlub CAA client who’s been living under a rock and doesn’t know how needy, neurotic, pathetic and obsessed with Angelina Jolie she is. I can totally see this happening.

  37. Megan

    Yeah, I believe she did this shit, I’m not surprised at all. She has no morals at all. She is a pathetic needy retard. Her ugly old ass want all men after her old ass. Women don’t have a drop of respect for this ho. Her tiny bit of fans have no lives, that’s why they support this idiot.
    She posed nude hoping to get weak minded men to lust after her. What kind of men will that attract to a family movie. She and Mayer don’t care about no one but them self.

  38. Drunkman

    Jennifer, if you need a third string look no further.

  39. holly

    UGLY, WEIRD FACE, LONG HORSE CHIN LIKE TO SHOW OFF.

  40. COCO

    This women is shmaeless and ugly

  41. berry

    JENIFER ANISTON IS THE MOST BORING FACE IN THE WORLD. I WISH SHE DISSAPEAR. NO SHOW OFF.

  42. BETTY

    Jenifer always look bad. No way to completed to Jolie. It’s big gap

  43. Black Dalia

    Jennifer eyebrows are too thick for her face.They should have a lighter brown colour and not black .Black eyebrows on a small face make women look even uglier I suppose!If she change her make-up and eye shadows she would look way better!Believe me.My job is a beauty consultant you know!

  44. About two months ago that I read this story, but that time he
    It was not in favor that it left them. He does not impress me
    Is the type of woman as a man. If he did he would
    One was a long time before now. I need to press
    From behind. He is not only one person in the world. I’d take
    In a minute. I named a lot of single men can do that is awful. He
    Hot, she’s happy and he should not be compared with someone
    And. And she herself has the right.

  45. ken johnson

    Jenifer Aniston is one ugly bitch.Wierd face ugly chin,she can’t offer us anything as far as talent,Maybe they can put her in a horror movie without makeup or even with that should scare everybody to death. How can they pronmote her as beautiful.Ugly weird face and ugly smile ,just plain ugly

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