Jennifer Aniston makes me no longer hate ties and says more stuff about Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston posed nude for the latest cover of GQ and also talked some more about her private life despite publicly yelling it’s “none of your fucking business.” I guess she’s more comfortable in the buff. Who knows? (Besides Brad Pitt, John Mayer and Vince “King of the Rebounds” Vaughn):

On Angelie Jolie confirming she snagged Brad on set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith:
“”Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time. But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

On her relationship with the Pitt-Jolies:
“The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends. That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”

On John Mayer:
“Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I’d heard … you know, uh ‘Your Body’ – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it’s just great to sit and be witness to that. It’s kind of like, Whoa!”

On playing an “aspiring cougar” in a female version of Wedding Crashers:
“It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what’s been ironic is how hard it’s been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America…. There are too many movies out there that don’t empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that’s not my favorite theme.”

So, basically, Jennifer Aniston wants to kidnap Angelina Jolie’s children then bang a bunch of younger dudes. I’ll call that a wash – and not just because I’m under 30, Ms. Aniston?

Thanks to SaraDevil who’s a [insert awesome jungle cat here].

Photo: GQ