Jennifer Aniston gets another nose job


A rep for Jennifer Aniston confirmed that she stopped by a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills over the weekend to get “a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago.” A source close to Jennifer adds:

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

This all feels like a sad attempt to get Brad Pitt back. Next she’s gonna get some boob implants, hire some model/actor to play her boyfriend, and then accidentally run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at their home wearing lingerie. “Oh, what are the odds of seeing you here? Oops, I dropped my pencil.” Then when she bends over to pick it up all sexily she slips and falls in a pile of dog poo. And then as she runs off all embarrassed a car drives by and splashes her with mud.