Yesterday it was short shorts, now today it’s Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Evolution is awesome. Take a gander of Jennifer chilling in Miami where’s she’s filming Marley & Me. Also scope out this pic (Click here as if your life depended on it.) where, if I’m not mistaken, Jennifer Aniston is challenging Kate Hudson to an Ass Off. Of course, the real winner is Owen Wilson that hook-nosed rogue. Time for drastic measures. Hammer, meet nose. *CRUNCH* Yup, it definitely broke right off. Not good. Fluffy, no, bad kitty! Get that out of your mouth. Don’t go outside! Ah, shit. Great, now the neighbors are calling the cops. They think I’m Michael Jackson. It’s all a misunderstanding, folks. Ha ha I hate kids! No, really, bring one over and I’ll kick him into the garage door.
Jennifer Aniston: For your bikini viewing pleasure
March 19th, 2008 // 100 Comments
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Poor Brad | March 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Looks better than a woman who’s had a few babies….
ZoomBoy | March 19, 2008 at 3:05 pm
What’s Benji Madden doing there?
Drew51 | March 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I would hit that soooo hard!!!
I’ll have to see when the next fight to Miami is.
Texas Tranny | March 19, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Cute bikini………………
Nice ass…………………
lalaland | March 19, 2008 at 3:08 pm
she’s hot!
havoc | March 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
YES
YES
FUCK YES!!!!!
THANK YOU…….
.
Sapphire | March 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I would never be seen with my bathing suit stuffed up my ass like that! WTF.
bakinmycake | March 19, 2008 at 3:10 pm
A chick can be hot as hell but when she a dud in bed….
BP left her
VV left her…..
and Owen Wilson will….
DUD
TT | March 19, 2008 at 3:12 pm
#7 Sapphire,
You don’t wear a thong?
I love the way thong (panties or bikinis) tickle my asshole all day long.
Argyle | March 19, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Sweet Christmas
lisa | March 19, 2008 at 3:13 pm
wow, what a body!
Sapphire | March 19, 2008 at 3:14 pm
#8 bakinmycake
Yeah no kidding! What’s up with her, does she even MOVE in bed?? Then when you look at Angelina Jolie, without even knowing her she looks like she’d be a wild animal in bed.
Mal Gusto | March 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm
one more woman hotter than Lindsay
bonzo420 | March 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm
its an ass off!!
do it hansel!
~420~
Braniffer SUCKS | March 19, 2008 at 3:23 pm
#12. That’s the problem Sapphire. Looks are decieving. Me thinks you are an Angieaholic and the only negative thing you could say about Jen here was that her bikini was up her ass. I despise them both (althoug I doubt the skeletal tatoo lady would look hot in a bikini these days, pre preggers and now) Have you seen how many tatoos Angie has, her whole back is practically ALL inked and tatoos look fucking HIDEOUS and trashy in the daylight.
Anyway back to the healthiness of hatred, the only person I despise more than Angelina and jennfer is Brad. He’s the biggest tool on the planet. With Angie wanting him and Jen still wanting him they both conceded that he’s the hottest person alive… how pittiful, men should fight over you ladies not the other way around.
2for2true | March 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Trust me, as far as the bedroom goes, she’s just o.k. She didn’t squirt nearly as hard as Kate did. Sheesh, I could’ve filled a 2 liter with that shit. Awesome.
monica | March 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm
While I think she looks super hot in general, I think bikini tops like that make women’s tits look horrendous. It makes them look saggy and gross.
Ted Mosby | March 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm
She looks great. I can’t wait to stalk her next week.
Zaig | March 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Looks pretty good for a bitter old chick. Too bad she takes care of herself only because she wants to look good on film. I’m sure she’s got a laundry list of things she doesn’t let guys do.
20/20 vision | March 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm
she should cut off her face and get implants
20/20 vision | March 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm
she should cut off her face and get implants
Trover | March 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm
She is hawt and MILFy delicious. But my lady is hawter.
please | March 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm
22-
just say W (woman?) ILFif thats how you feel… this selfish old jew face will never be a mother.
2for2true | March 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm
#23, nice racial slur. FYI, your cloak and hood are ready to be picked up at the dry cleaners.
Erica. | March 19, 2008 at 3:45 pm
She looks great. I do agree that those tops make your boobs looks disgusting. Why do so many people wear them? They’re so unflattering.
Randal | March 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Beautiful to see Jennifer two days in a row. She was looking great yesterday in her shorts and here she’s looking just as lovely in her bikini.
The Friends star continues to shine as bright as she always had.
Randal
Andy | March 19, 2008 at 3:50 pm
In her case, a few pubes sticking out of her bikini bottom would be sexy. Otherwise she’s just too much of an android. If they put out one of those blow up dolls as her, could you really tell the difference? Well, other than the fact that the doll wouldn’t whine and complain all the time, and would off its patented “3 hole love.” Yeah…I’d definitely prefer the doll.
well she does have an ugly face | March 19, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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not all jewish people have that unattractive jew face ( natalie portman, rachel bilson and more )… it is interesting that aniston is not jewish yet her face resembles a combination of dustin hoffman and barbara streisand…
she is also interchangeable with sara jessica parker in my opinion… i.e she aint no angel face!
ph7 | March 19, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Looks like a boring, aging soccer mom.
She’s in her twilight..
temp | March 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm
loooove jennifer aniston. :)
she looks good! as usual.
and jeezus christ she’s buff. haha.
Aeich | March 19, 2008 at 4:01 pm
If she ever DID anything, she might be interesting. Sure, physically she looks good – FOR HER AGE (in case she’s reading this, haha). If you’ve never seen a physically fit woman in a bikini, this must be a big day for you. Otherwise, who cares? Who exactly has Jennifer Aniston sexual fantasies? Probably just guys who try to avoid getting all the way undressed during sex.
Hairy ones | March 19, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I think Kate has her beat on the ass, but JA has her beat by a mile in the tits category. Not too hard to win that competition. My obese mailman has bigger tits than Kate.
Auntie Kryst | March 19, 2008 at 4:04 pm
She looks good in those pictures. But I don’t really give a fuck about that, they are just nice pictures.
What I want to know is the fucking plot of this Marley & Me movie? I can’t wait to find out what whacky take and new direction Anniston and Wilson are going to take this comedy. I’m sure it’s going to be much different that Zoolander Notices Something About Dupree’s Breakup Between You Me Mary and Polly.
Zid | March 19, 2008 at 4:14 pm
She looks pretty good for a dried up old bitch who hates to fuck and never shuts up.
Andrea | March 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm
That’s how Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bikini bottom looked. Except in the store it was sold as a “bikini brief.”
Captain-Insano | March 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Nice boobs….i’d bat those around for a while.
Cannon | March 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm
You mean a no-ass off? No thank you.
suckitbitch | March 19, 2008 at 4:24 pm
#7 – That’s because your fat ass needs the extra coverage. Don’t even try bragging about how tight your ass is because everyone knows you’re lying.
Barack | March 19, 2008 at 4:26 pm
She certainly looks better than her recently pictured evolutionary ancestor (Scary Spice).
MassGrrl | March 19, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Dumbasses. It’s a regular string bikini top that she has tied around the back so she doesn’t get tan lines.
It’s not a tube-style top.
Dumbass | March 19, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Wow the lesbians really come out for Aniston. Is it because of her love of women or her hatred of men?
Buffy | March 19, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Jen looks great for ANY age, and she DAMN SURE looks better than that slut Kate Hudson.
gaydar | March 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
^^^ lesbian
Flavio | March 19, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Kate Hudson’s ass is way hotter. Jen’s is hot, for sure, but Kate’s in a league of her own. Why did it take you over a day to discover these pictures, and why do you seem to be missing an ass shot or two of the whole bunch?
FRIST!!! | March 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I can’t STAND Sarah Jessica Parker. ESPECIALLY the way she makes you say all three names!!! My name (my real name) actually consists of 4 names, but I only make you use two..
Aniston fans are ... yikes ... | March 19, 2008 at 4:55 pm
“that slut Kate Hudson”
Shit, I thought it was only “that slut Angelina Jolie” for you psychos? Now it can be anybody else who gets compared to Maniston? Please increase the meds, stat.
Emmyem | March 19, 2008 at 4:56 pm
#16
Although I agree with most of what you say, re: Stinky Brad, and Angelina, and that stuck up, no talent Jennifer A, who KNOWS if he left her? We never know. We read stuff. Like this stuff! Mostly, they probably just laugh at people like us and then like their cigarettes with hundred dollar bills and then say “They’d rather be naked than wear fur”. AND THEN, AMY WINEHOUSE POSES NAKED.
Yeah, I don’t know why I went there…………………
FRIST!!! | March 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Because I know you’re DYING to know…it’s “Kari Blakcauk Fromastumauth Farrell”
Bill Clinton | March 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm
My fellow Americans, let me just say “Gaaaawwwwdddamn!!!” I wonder if she likes cigars?
ATX | March 19, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What’d you do with them?
Motorboat?
You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!