Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer over his Twitter obsession

March 24th, 2009 // 66 Comments

While Demi Moore has learned to live with Ashton Kutcher’s constant Twitter updates, Jennifer Aniston wasn’t so patient when it came to John Mayer’s twatting, according to the Telegraph:

The source said: “John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”
The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.
“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”
It has also been claimed musician John made no attempt to cover up his Twitters.
The source said: “He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out.
“He took the break-up like a man.”
Even so, shortly after Aniston’s call, Mayer’s Twitter update read: ‘This heart didn’t come with instructions.’

Let’s see: Sex with Jennifer Aniston, or letting anonymous strangers know you’re watching LOST? The fact that this is even a decision proves John’s heart definitely didn’t come with instructions. Or his body with a penis.

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  1. Nero

    He’d rather play with his twitter than with her twatter.Hehe

  2. Gando

    This says a lot about their sexy life!

  3. Darth

    I bet Brad Pitt loved her twatter like a fat boy loves cake!

  4. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Hmm,i think she’s frigid and only opens up for the right guy!

  5. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Seriously…… where does she get that super fucking ultra strength tape that keeps her Dumbo ears pasted to the side of her head?????????????

  6. mafme

    If she needs a younger man to rock her box, I’ll step up to the plate.

  7. amber

    Yeah, actually “This heart didn’t come with instructions” was his response to his own prompt about how Earnest Hemingway claimed he could write a great story using only 6 words. He asked for other people’s 6 word stories and reposted a few of them. That one was his.

    But yeah, it probably was because of the Twitter. He updates all the damn time.

    Even public kissing was: NOT DONE, folks?

  9. Team Jennifer. Always.

  10. gaby

    this poor ugly woman is pitiful. the onely reason JM was with her is because he was hired . He was in a hurry to finish his commitment with this gigantic chin, she is selfish, demanding, needy, and bitter. I am sure men find that twitter is more fun that being with the old eternal girl next door who is always crying for the lost husband that nobody stole. Brad has free will and he choose
    a better more inteligent more mature woman to have a family.
    Jm is not my favorite but he can do better than this old needy woman.
    John keep going tweeting and stay away from the selfcenter chin.

  11. manny

    WOW, it is funny how so many “women” on her have so many negative things to say about her, can we say jealous 20 somethings GIRLS that WISH they had her lifestyle. As for the whole twitter thing, how typical that a so-called man would be on there so much writing every last thing he does, sounds like a boy to me.
    Jen sounds like women that is where she want s to be in life, and is looking for someone she might be able to be with for a while, and start a family like she wants.
    Putting aside all the bullshit that the tabloids dish out. If she is supposedly still hot for Brad, let it go sweatheart. Sometimes things are not meant to be.

    And I think personally Angie does not hold a candle to jen.

  12. JenCrush

    She is an intelligent, beautiful woman who has not been treated well by the Hollywood a$$hole$ she’s dated/married. Like any woman, she wants to know that her man is thinking of her and wants her. Nothing wrong with that. I don’t mean that the men have to be doormats but I’m sure none of them call her just to say, “I’m thinking of you”.
    Jen, I wish I could meet you and take you on a date. Unfortunately I’m not connected in Hollywood to be able to do that.

  13. This shows that gadgets have become not only necessities, but obsessions as well

  14. ,gfdjghndjh

    JA has good taste he’s fucking hot, way hotter than brad who’s getting jowly.

  15. Maggie

    Kendra just want u to know I absolutly love u! I watch every show u have ever been in and I have them recorded and watch them over and over again. Your book was awesome. You and I have ALOT in common with our childhood and teen years. You and Hank r great parents.!! Want to wish little Hank a Happy Birthday. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.!

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