Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer over his Twitter obsession

March 24th, 2009 // 66 Comments

While Demi Moore has learned to live with Ashton Kutcher’s constant Twitter updates, Jennifer Aniston wasn’t so patient when it came to John Mayer’s twatting, according to the Telegraph:

The source said: “John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”
The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.
“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”
It has also been claimed musician John made no attempt to cover up his Twitters.
The source said: “He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out.
“He took the break-up like a man.”
Even so, shortly after Aniston’s call, Mayer’s Twitter update read: ‘This heart didn’t come with instructions.’

Let’s see: Sex with Jennifer Aniston, or letting anonymous strangers know you’re watching LOST? The fact that this is even a decision proves John’s heart definitely didn’t come with instructions. Or his body with a penis.

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  1. Kitty

    Sad–oh, yeah. Even celebrities have no lives.

  2. Kitty

    Sad–oh, yeah. Even celebrities have no lives.

  3. blp

    What a stupid fag!

  4. ph7

    Another confirmation that a nice rack can only carry a relationship so far. Aniston clearly has earned her reputation as an incredibly annoying GF.

  5. Puh leeze, Broads have to finds something in your life to compete against, cut your loses with this old bag john…

  6. Wait, he “took it like a man”? Since when is anything about this douche “manly”? He obviously isn’t smart enough to know Jennifer is the hottest piece of ass that will ever go out with him. The guy is a ‘tard.

  7. Janey

    I’d like to fart in his face.

  8. lisabeller

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** M i l l i o n a i r e L o v e r c o m *** It’s where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

  9. Jrz

    Classic that he Twittered his reaction to the breakup.

  10. Zanna

    There isn’t a picture I’ve seen of her where I can’t see the “bitch” in her eyes.

  11. Jrz

    True dat, Zanna. She’s all about her.

  12. nichole

    “Let’s see: Sex with Jennifer Aniston, or letting anonymous strangers know you’re watching LOST? The fact that this is even a decision proves John’s heart definitely didn’t come with instructions. Or his body with a penis.”

    LOL! Love your comment on the story. I don’t know John Mayer, but something about him screams “CREEP!” I could be wrong.

  13. Dr. Awesome

    God these people suck. They’re worse than regular high school couples.

  14. Jeezy

    Twitter is stupid.

  15. KMFDM

    if she weren’t so desperate…
    she’s hot. how come she hasn’t bagged a studio or network wonk?

  16. herewegoagain

    she may have said she dumped him over his obsession, but face it, he just wasnt that into her. not calling her, texting etc. says it all. I knew there was a break up coming after their appearance at the oscars from their comments and body language.

  17. maxchain

    Let that be a lesson to you–only gigantic douches use Twitter.

  18. I’d twitter her twatter.

  19. The White Urkel

    The only people who are more retarded than people who twitter are people who read other peoples twitter.

    Commenting on Superficial is a close third.

  20. Fuck U

    Haha,
    Just goes to show that Assiston can’t keep a man. True, Mayer is a fag but , I’m just saying, now she going to go cry and whine, bitch and moan about how he was never “there” for her. Oh please give me a break. He staged that breakup just so he could Twitter it. What a fuckin loser.
    Jennifer is an asshole, she is fuckin stupid…God I wish she would drop dead.
    Then we wouldn’t have to hear or see the bitch anymore…sheesh

  21. doc holiday

    The dude is gay. You can just tell by looking at him. He’s got “barney frank eyes”

  22. Monkey's Bone

    Took the breakup like a man? No wonder –
    Sounds to me like he was already boning somebody else when she broke it off.

  23. Zanna

    @18 – have you ever met a twat you didn’t want to twit?

  24. Twatter

    She’s just mad he prefers twit to her twat.

  25. Mr. Jones

    Its incredibly pathetic that people are so hungry for attention that they need to tell the world every time they take a dump.

    Look, Mommy! I did a doody! ALLLL by myself! Yay!

    There, I just twittered.

  26. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    What a dumb-ass, I would be all over Jen. Wouldn’t care a bit about her money. But damn, like who the hell else is he hooking up with, ” absolutely nobody” and gives Jen the cold. What a real dumb-ass John Mayer is.

  27. Dirk the Impailer

    I’m sorry, but he’s about the most over-rated person in pop music today.

    She is pretty, but waaaaayyyyyyyy too needy. Even great sex gets old fast when the person is say too demanding in all other areas of life.

    They are both just publicity whores, and are playing this for the publicity only. If they need some more press, they will just eat lunch together one day and the idiot paparazzi will give them what they want — attention…

  28. Fati

    IN TOUCH says that it was actually him who dumped her over her obsession with Brad Pitt. Go figure. F*ing tabloids.

  29. pinball

    I hope one of these days I find out what the fuck twitter is.

  30. mikeock

    when this thread is all over, let’s count how many clever people used the word “twat” as if it’s the very first time twat has ever been associated with twitter.

  31. blahhhh

    He took the breakup like a man who totally enjoys seeing other men naked.

  32. MNPundit

    I will never get how Jennifer Aniston is considered really hot. She looked nice in a normal kind of way when she first started as Rachel (before she lost weight) but ever since then she’s proved to be the usual television personality that doesn’t realize that their talents are fit only for the small screen.

  33. crabby old guy

    “He took it like a Man”. WTF.

    A man wouldn’t be efing doing any twitter shit to begin with.

    A man wouldn’t have songs that sound like something the efing DeFranco Family would have churned out.

    A man would have been busy sucking on Jennifer’s box until her nose bled and have her trained to take you and your buddy’s until they spewed in every hole and then she’d pay for the pizza and clean up while you watched March Madness.

    John Mayer is no “man”. I’m not even sure that he’s a guy.

  34. Smarg

    Jen, why can’t you keep a man?

    Does your pussy stink? I mean, do you get down there with a brush and scrub all the folds in your labia where smegma can get in there and putrify?

    Does your breath stink? Do you floss your teeth, scrape your toungue, brush, and use mouthwash every morning and night, and right after lunch, so when you kiss someone those pieces of sardines you ate don’t get attached to the lips of your partner?

    Do your feet stink? Do you run a wash cloth in between your toes with hot soapy water every morning, and have you thrown away those god-awful sneakers with the year-old soles and the tops that have holes cut out where your corns hurt your feet?

    I’m just tryin to help you out, you know?? Word.

  35. effyeray

    WTF Fish? Is this crap written by a woman now or what? Mayer, while a d-bag, is charming and famous which equals him being able to bag tons of tail. Aniston is a dried up fug scabby loser whore. Hmmm, fine young tail & having fun OR sleep with the crypt-keeper? Gee, I wonder….

  36. Dr. Neptune

    Why would Oprah and Barbra Walters be on her side yet are guilty of being home wreckers themselves?

    Also, Jennifer Anniston relies on men for her entertainment. She has no hobbies at all.

  37. Lisa

    I hate this phony turd. She should have never had anything to do with that douche bag. She is no better than him. That was a phony thing they had going now they are acting like they are breaking up. Two phony turds.

  38. Brandi

    Aniston relies on men to make her career. She wouldn’t be nothing without latching on to men and riding their backs up the ladder.

  39. Jen is old

    The old whore was hot as Rachel but that was a long time ago. Now she is old and with no talent. She never had any talent she was just related to Telly Savalis.
    Jen there is nothing left for you. Go find a 50 something man that will dote over you. The young men are done with your pathos.

  40. mikeock, you’re a twit… er, I mean twat…

  41. Jennyjenjen

    “This heart didn’t come with instructions” Are you kidding me? No wonder only pre-teens and housewives love this big headed doofus. Clearly he’s been waiting weeks to use that perfectly crafted douchery.

  42. Bite Me

    JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

    I too am staying away from Twitter. It’s just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

  43. Bite Me

    JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

    I too am staying away from Twitter. It’s just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

  44. Bite Me

    JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

    I too am staying away from Twitter. It’s just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

  45. Bite Me

    JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

    I too am staying away from Twitter. It’s just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

  46. Greg

    She is a stupid fool.

  47. annie

    JM just needs a woman that isn’t clingy, isn’t insecure, has her own life and career and knows how to entertain herself when he is on the road.
    JA seems like a desperate insecure baby who still isn’t over her divorce..
    The guy is so talented but totally not relationship material at this stage in his life..
    What is so wrong with being single???
    These people are so wrong for eachother, on so many levels..

  48. Celebrity Matchmaker

    Why not Jen and Paul Reubens. He seems more her speed now that the ravgages of time have left her an aging 40 year old washed up and dumped old witch.

  49. melikey

    That’s a type-o! She dumped him because of his Twatter obsession

  50. Galtacticus

    Where’s my babe!??

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