Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need your pity

OHHHH. “…ARE one big yawnfest…”. My bad; it’s 2am and I’m sleepyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I fucked that whole post up. Time for bed.

Everybody else is trying to go on with their lives this bitch keeps on giving interviews. Dumb as Rachel goes to every interview that calls her and they want to know the same thing and this bitch comments on it. She won’t let it die down. I have never heard of vince,brad or Angelina give any interviews. Every fuckin interview she did all they wanted to know about her divorce, If she shuts her mouth the shit will die down. She have got to be scoured.
Sorry, chinnifer that you thought you sooo beautiful and could not get dumbed but you did so give the shit up, and move on…You see vince is trying to help you, but a man can take only so much..

I don’t really get why everyone says Jennifer Aniston is a) mannish b) ugly and c) pathetic. I would love to see pictures of all you winners who are sitting behind your computer typing “she has a large chin! AHAHA the world is mine!” while Jennifer is sitting in her giant mansion thinking “what will I get my cook to make me for lunch” while she wipes her ass with 100 dollar bills and plans her next tropical vacation. I mean, I know I’m on this website too so I’m not saying I’m not lame. I know I’m pretty lame for being here too. However, I’m not so incredibly disillusioned as to think Jennifer Aniston is revolting and pathetic based on what the MEDIA says. The fucking MEDIA. This is the same media that had a man who got SHOT IN THE FACE by the vice president of the united states APOLOGIZING in a press release. The media is obviously slanted. Witty reparte (a la The Superficial) is often hilarious but what is the point in slandering people in regards to things that aren’t even true. I think Jennifer Aniston is beautiful, I don’t really have an opinion on her as a person because I don’t know her at all. I dunno, I think friends was pretty funny.. other than that, I don’t know her. The point is, not everyone has the same opinions on what is beautiful but to look at Jennifer Aniston and act as though she is horribly deformed or a man-woman is just ridiculous. I’ve seen some bearded ladies and fugly girls in my day and Aniston certainly ain’t one of ‘em.
And in response to all of you saying “just stop talking about it, Jennifer and it will die down”…. EXACTLY.
The media hops from one murder to the next quicker than this… FAR too much attention has been put on this. Move onnnnn.

Well good you overrated skinny bitch. If you dont want any pity then dont talk about it in a well-known magazine. She could have just not mentioned it and left it alone and talked about her non-existent career but did she? Hell fuckin NO. Because thats the only thing getting her any attention these days.

p.s. people get over cancer quicker than this thing has gotten over her divorce. You’re not the first person to be left by her husband and by heck you wont be the last. George Clooney is probably leaving someone right now as we speak.

i’ve tried to get excited and turned on over manifer, but i just can’t. she’s such an incredible bore and i imagine having sex with her would be like trying to shove a marshmellow into a parking meter coin slot.

perhaps she was painted as a victim because she has a victim complex?

I mean seriously, she once again discribes herself as a victim in the article. Now she’s a victim of the press labeling her a victim….lets all take a moment to feel sorry for her, not because of this, but because she is ugly and will likely die alone and childless.

#58

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I hope she reads this site.

Big frickin baby! If you don’t want pity, then stop throwing pity parties. Move on, stop addressing the issue at hand and eat a damn sandwich while you are at it.

#54, Jennifer Anniston wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Sure, I am no Brad Pitt, but that doesn’t stop me from crapping on celebrities. I have mentioned in another post about the definition of superficial: pertaining to a surface. Get it? If you want to gush over over-rated celebrities, why don’t you try entertainmenttonight.com?

#57 That is the best analogy to what sex with Jen is like…I could not stop laughing, you people are fuckin’ brilliant. As for caring about whether or not Jen has gotten over the divorce, clearly she hasn’t, she’s just trying to bore us to death with her whining. Yes, you were betrayed, now go play with your fiercely loyal teddy bear, because that’s what he’s there for. Oh and eat a cheeseburger while you’re at it, you’re looking mighty frail these days…

AHAHAHA. #61, I would respond the same way if I read my comment. really. I hate celebrity supporters and that was exactly what it sounded like. How do I defend myself.. umm.. I’m highly medicated? haha. (I’m not even lying)
It was hardly a “gush” over Jennifer Aniston, though, because I’m pretty indifferent to her in the first place. I’m not a crazed fan or some shit. I’m just so sick of people being like “so and so is sooo ugly” – like Evangeline Lily. WTF. she’s so hot, and people were picking her apart just a few days ago.
In truth I’m just sick of seeing Bradifer or Brangelina or Brangelaniston or whatever the fuck they’re calling them these days and I want them to GO AWAY.

53, the reason you don’t see Brangelina interviews is not because they’re so shy and retiring (it’s Angelina, after all, who tips off the press when she’s playing with Maddox. Much like Jennifer undoubtedly does when she’s with Vince, and Brad does when holding Zahara.) but because they’re the ‘bad guys’. If they commented, they’d have to attempt to justify themselves which would undoubtedly turn people against them even more so. Staying silent is the smart move. If Jennifer had cheated on Brad, he would be doing the interviews and she would be shutting up.

Thank you #64. You know, North Americans are strange. We like to pride ourselves on being progressive and being fair and equal. We even crap on religions such as Islam (and even Christianity) for being unfair and cursing women into second place. But look at this now. A man cheats on his wife and his wife gets ridiculed and made into the villian. The message is quite clear: “When you get married, you’d better get knocked up soon or he’ll dump you and it’ll be all your fault!”. I think its sad. Is the most interesting thing about a woman her uterus?

of course she doesn’t. she has MONEY!!!!