Jennifer Aniston didn’t know

*jennifer wants some taco-flavored keesesAccording to TV show Extra, Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about girlfriend Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy announcement. Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane, cleared up reports that Pitt and former wife Aniston spoke before the announcement on Wednesday.

“All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies,” Huvane said.

Oh great. So now we get to see another 4 million articles about what a martyr Jennifer is and how life is so hard and how she struggled and survived. If self-pity was fat, Jennifer would be Butterbean. Here’s a news flash: shit happens. I’m not sure on what planet it’s harder for people with millions of dollars and millions of fans to deal with life than the rest of us poor shmucks. Oh yes, it’s planet Whiny Bitch. Hopefully it’ll soon be invaded by planet Chlamydia.

Rep: Aniston Wasn’t Alerted to Pregnancy [AP]