Jennifer Aniston dares show her face near the Brangelina

February 22nd, 2009 // 79 Comments

Despite skipping the red carpet, Jennifer Aniston decided to face her demons and made an appearance at last night’s Oscars to present an award with Jack Black – while Brad and Angelina looked at her general direction! GASP! What transpired is a series of events that pretty much put my penis to sleep. True story. Us Magazine reports:

When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, “I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don’t know why we let him out of the house.”
The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.
When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.
Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.
As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped.

Oh, no, clapping?! Quick, call the National Guard. We’ve got clapping, people. Clapping. May God have mercy on us all…

Photos: Getty, WENN
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  1. nezinu5

    first

  2. nezinu5

    FIRST

  3. nezinu5

    She looks great!!!

  4. Eggy

    WHO THE FUCK CARES

  5. boo

    Most awkward part of the show. I see she brought FrankenMayer.

  6. ToTellTheTruth

    I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.

  7. ToTellTheTruth

    I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.

  8. jen h

    So what is she supposed to do, just die? Good for h er, she looked great.

  9. jesla

    She looks terrible compared to Angie!! What a hideous dress.

  10. sin

    She sure is aging better than Angelina Jolie.

  11. missywissy

    Jen really showed her true colors last night! She was TERRIBLE at presenting. She really needs to stick to sitcoms and B movies.

  12. carol

    She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don’t plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!

  13. carol

    She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don’t plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!

  14. Millicent Jones

    Jen looks fabulous. Angie would kill to look that good.

  15. Alberto Lupe Montoya

    Jen looked so hawt yesterday that I whacked off all night thinking of her

  16. Jrz

    Way awesome that she wears white and Angelina wears black.

  17. Jen is so above Angelina in every way. I think it is the dumb media that keeps making this a big deal. Seriously – “she smiled at Brad but didn’t look at Angelina” Who the Hell can tell that from the audience? This is just the crap the rags keep telling us to keep morons buying their magazines.

  18. Jen

    It didn’t look like she cared that they were sitting there. I think she’s over it.

    Any ex-wife would feel awkward around their ex-husband and his new girlfriend, and she’s doing better than any of us would in that situation. It’s just laughable how the media try to spin a huge story out of it.

  19. I found a gray hair on my ballz this morning,,,im worried!

  20. cady

    She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?

  21. Dee

    Jen is a dumb slag who leaches off Brad and Angie’s publicity. Her desperation is pathetic.

  22. cram_it_clown

    Jen was clearly drunk.

  23. carol

    # 21 you are out of your mind!!!

  24. I wonder if she’ll let me count her sequins with my tongue..?

  25. Lucy

    Jen looked beautiful…I was surprised she skipped the read carpet but I wouldn’t want to have been in her choos!!

  26. Dane

    Tits or get the fuck out.

  27. Zane

    Brad thought “hey, wtf, SHE still has an ass and she’s like, what, 50 years old???”

  28. TJ

    She still wants to lick Brad’s asshole. He likes Angie’s skeleton toes up his nostrils while he pounds her muff. Ahh, what a life.

  29. shifty

    Who the f*ck cares about the Aniston-Jolie BS anymore? Does anyone actually think that after years of banging other people that either one really gives a shit anymore? The only people making a big deal about it is the media. Get a life.

  30. viewer

    I don’t see why Jen doesn’t dare to show her face. If we were her, I think, we even show our twist.

  31. viewer

    I don’t see why Jen doesn’t dare to show her face. If we were her, I think, we even show our twist.

  32. God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
    And so, we won’t be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
    into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won’t be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, “Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me.” The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.

  33. Do you really think any of them care as much as people make it out ?

  34. Mugato

    Christ, I thought I had some idea of what “non-story” meant but obviously I have no clue.

  35. testing

    Jen seriously needs a publicist who doesnt make her seem so desperate and hung up on her ex.

    Why can she bee cool like Bruce Willis, he and Demi were married way longer than Brad and Jen and have 3 kids and hes cool about the breakup and Demi having a younger hotter spouse now

  36. Team Jennifer. Always.

  37. Alec Baldwin

    That’s sticking it to them!

  38. sin

    Angeina has aged 10-15 years having the extra stress of keeping her adopted sand fleas out of prison. look for the foreign boys to star in gay porn soon.
    Tom Cruise is waiting.

  39. karen

    Number 32 I couldn’t have said it better.

  40. karen

    Number 32 I couldn’t have said it better.

  41. hd

    yeah noticed that,
    i think its great she smiled at them.. and how angelina was smiling throughout.

    Its great how they are kind to angelina now.,. like nicole kidman.. she bagged angelina before about how she wants attention by doing charity and unicef/united nations thing.. and at the oscars she congratulated and presented her with the award last night…. i think that was great!

  42. Valerie

    AND NOW the Superficial comment on this article: Jen should have worn a girdle. Seriously, it would have helped her 40 year old gut in picture 9–it’s probably just the dress, but seriously…..

  43. JPrichardson

    I like Angelina better. Much better.

  44. LEB

    Seems to me Jen HAS moved on. She wasn’t presenting at the Oscars because she was famous and popular back in the day… she was presenting because she’s been in several recent hit movies. She’s banking at the box office. She may not be box office platinum like Brad on Angelina (hard to compare to The Most Beautiful Couple in Hollywood), but she’s holding her own without a doubt, and with more grace than I previously gave her credit for. Kudos, Jen!

  45. milf

    she’s so adorable!!~
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  46. Jade

    That dress was a bad choice.

    Jen has a nice figure, but the dress and its lines gave her the appearance of having a completely straight torso.

  47. Aja

    Jennifer Aniston looks younger than Angelina Jolie

  48. Carolyn

    What the hell is Bibleguy ranting about?

  49. daunte

    Bible Guy is desperate for some one to validate his outdated beliefs.
    The Bible is a book of fiction written by man over the course of centuries to try to explain what he did not know.. Not a Divine Manifesto.
    Later it was changed by the Vatican to let them influence the weak and establish a wider power base. It still influences the weak, right BibleGuy?

  50. ryn

    You know who handled this kind of thing right? Uma Thurman. She and Ethan Hawke had two kids and he blows it all by putting his penis in some whore. You know what Uma does? Cries a shit-ton, wipes her nose, does enough kung-fu to kill David Carridine and get a perfect 10 body, makes her career 10 million times larger, and gets engaged to a billionaire.
    THAT’S how you deal with a cheating husband.
    Not crying like a fucking pussy.

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