Jennifer Aniston continues to battle Tom Cruise for ‘Most Overexposed Star of The Week’

December 18th, 2008 // 44 Comments

Jennifer Aniston, in her epic quest to be goddamn everywhere I look, stopped by Letterman last night where she bestowed upon Dave the conveniently placed tie from her nude GQ photo shoot. (Have you heard about that? I mean today – for the hundredth time.) Anyway, here’s a short transcript of the exchange:

JENNIFER: This is an early Christmas present.
DAVE: Oh, my. Get a close-up on this, will ya? That is the tie.
JENNIFER: Well, put it on. *claps*
DAVE: I would, but it seems to be giving off an overpowering scent of vinegar and water.
JENNIFER: What? The last person who had it – JOHN!
JOHN MAYER: *sings offstage* I magically play the guitar, let me put my penis in you…
JENNIFER: Yes, master.
DAVE: Yes, master.
JOHN: Damn, overshot that one. *sings* David Letterman, put your pants back on…

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Miramire

    nice

  2. water curses

    hmm, second, maybe third.
    at least someone else is getting the spotlight.

  3. Sephystal

    HaHa you’re funny.

  4. Really, the title implies boobs. Damn you Fish!

  5. TJ

    Tight looking legs…think maybe she could squeeze John’s dick with them?

  6. Deuce Bigalow

    Hot with a capital ‘Wow’

  7. Has she ever been in a good movie? Is she just a “star” because she won’t shut up about Angelina and Brad?

  8. Jrz

    GAH! LOOK AT HER FEET!
    RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

  9. j

    Why is she holding her tummy? Dumdumdum.

  10. Ewww

    Granny feet!, her hands/knees/neck are not nice either and they didn’t look that way on the GQ cover so I bet her butt and tits are equally wrinkly and saggy.

  11. Seth

    I don’t understand why she’s so desperate to stay in the spotlight and bring up Brad and Angelina, instead of moving on. Off all people, I’d have thought Jen could really take one on the chin.

  12. Too bad they can’t airbrush live TV in real time. =(

    http://www.hollysdailyrant.blogspot.com

  13. PunkA

    How much you wanna bet that she had crazy sex in that dress and that it ended up thrown in the corner of the room after Mayer wiped himself off on it?

  14. Camel

    Fish, your dialogue jokes are seriously terrible. Maybe shit like that is funny in person, when incredibly drunk, but it’s not so funny reading it, incredibly sober. It makes you look 12. Don’t write those anymore.

  15. Bickus Dickus

    yes, those pics prove how a good airbrusher can make you still look hot on magazine covers, but in-action paparazzi shots tell another story.

    Jen is just a middle aged yenta with saggy tits, flabby legs, a graying snatch and just a few botox shots away from looking like Ivana Trump….

    as to the question “Why is she famous?” well, it’s true she has never made a good movie (Office Space was great but not because of her), but hell, Paris Hilton is famous for just being a stupid whore who parties alot, so it’s not incomprehendable that Rachel, eer Jen is famous…

  16. Kelley

    Enough Jennifer !!!! Pleease.

  17. effyeray

    Just fade away and die you never-was skag.

  18. dude

    those are some stringy lookin’ frog legs. Gross.

  19. PunkA

    For those of you ripping on her body, she is weeks from 40. For 40, she looks awesome. She is not 25, and guess what, aging happens. You fat pieces of loser shit could only wish to hit it with someone that hot when you are 40, but you’ll be cuddling up to some fat chick with butt cheese, cheese thighs and body odor. She has been annoying lately with all her talk on Brad/Angelina, but no denying she looks amazing for her age.

  20. stop the dialogue jokes

    Camel, coudn’t agree more. The dialogue jokes are super lame and need to stop. Please, Superficial, be funny again.

  21. Mama Pinkus

    That 40th birthday looming in less than two months hitting that gal HARD

  22. WTF

    I turned the headphone waaaay and couldn’t hear the singing!! What gives?

  23. Sport

    she looks pretty hot you fools, for a 40 yr old woman?
    Have you ever BEEN with a woman?

  24. blinded

    I’m having a problem reading the posts because of all these rude ads all over this page.

  25. salmon

    YOU aging old bagLosers she looks beautiful and perhaps she may be carring a lttle one G*d Bless her

  26. effyeray

    #19 PunkAss lil bitch. I date chicks from 25-40 and most of them would cry if they woke up looking like Aniston. I mean she is fairly pretty (post nose-job), but body wise that shit looks like chewed bubble-gum. There is this thing called tone you fucktard. Thin does not equal healthy or in shape. Get a fucking clue you twat.

  27. jeezy mc jeeze

    Where are all the people who were talking about how hot she is when her GQ pics came out now? not the same without photoshop eh?

  28. PunkA

    #26. If you think Aniston is not toned, your idea of a toned chick has to be a guy in drag. Who’s the fucktard now, bitch?!

  29. Barry O

    She’s got old lady legs. Without an army of GQ photoshoppers & publicists, she just looks like a raptor from Jurassic Park.

  30. to #28 you made my day!

  31. Paul

    Ugh, you people make me sick. She’s hideous. Look at those old, veiny crypt keeper hands. She’s a leathery, over-tanned, rapidly aging, chain-smoking crypt keeper. How the Hell is that considered hot?? Terrible actress, too, by the way. One speed: Rachel Green.

  32. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  33. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  34. Me 2

    @18, nah I think she has great legs for her age but her feet are giving her away. She should have worn ankle boots.

  35. kick

    wow so hot ! i aslo tell you another good place !Somedays ago i saw a website…………www.sugarbabymatch.com………….. here.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!

  36. nick

    wow so hot ! i aslo tell you another good place !Somedays ago i saw a website…………www.sugarbabymatch.com………….. here.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!

  37. missywissy

    Jennifer. The new Spencer and Heidi. This gal is a washup. sorry, but she is so obnoxious. I thought her and Brad Pitt were doomed from the beginning. Friends star marries the most elegant and beautiful man in Hollywood. Silly Brad. Now he’s with incest/beastiality/mutilating/lesbian gal. At least he’s not queer.

  38. missywissy

    P.S. Her smile is cheesy in the photo with the dude’s elbow on her booby.

  39. As long as the scientology-stuff & men aren’t involved I PREFER WOMEN!!
    SO JENN IS THE ONE & ONLY WINNER HERE, folks!!

  40. White Male

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

  41. Sally Jones

    Why does she keep clapping like a seal in heat? Is it at all possible for her to be more annoying? Screw off already lady. Brad is gone and he’s never coming back! What a hag.

  42. mel

    She’s beautiful but her voice makes her instantly unattractive. She cackles like a demented grandma.

  43. Sad Desperate JEN!

    get a life jen! you are a sad old hag!

  44. New Spencer and Heidi. This girl is a washup. Sorry, but it is very unpleasant. I thought her and Brad Pitt were doomed from the start. Guys in Hollywood star married the most beautiful and handsome man. Brad stupid. Now with the incest / beastiality / / lesbian girl is mutilating. At least he’s not gay.

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