Jennifer Aniston collapses

July 8th, 2005 // 2 Comments

janiston_collapse.jpgIt seems Brad Pitt’s accompanying of Angelina Jolie to Ethiopia to adopt a child caused Jennifer Aniston to collapse on the set of The Break Up. The official diagnosis is heat stroke, but sources on set insist she passed out because she was overcome with emotion after being revealed the news.

An insider tells British newspaper the Daily Mail: “She’s been walking around with a sad look on her face and has not been her usual self. While her collapse was blamed on heatstroke, everyone thinks it’s more down to stress than anything else. She can’t have escaped all the stories about Brad and Angelina and it looks like the situation has taken its toll on her.”

Poor Jennifer Aniston. As much as everybody wants to feel bad for her, the fact that Angelina Jolie is the other woman makes it impossible. When you’re as gorgeous as Angelina, you can steal any husband you want and it would still be the wife’s fault. Heck, you could probably rob a bank with an AK-47 and then kick George Bush Jr. in the nuts and people would just laugh it off and say, “Oh, Angelina. You’re so pretty.”

Thanks to the magnificent Crista for the tip.

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  1. jhmelvin

    If the press would ever let up on the pressure of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, maybe they could get on with their lives. Brad and Angelina certainly are moving forward and I am truly so happy for both of you and your growing family, may your future be all that you desire in life!!! God bless you both, Maddox and Zahara, as well as the up and coming baby(ies)!! As for Jennifer, the press needs to let you heal, they have not let up, given you a moments peace, to see what life has to offer you. I wish the best for you and Vince, wherever that path may lead. Don’t let the press break you down any more!! Marry when you want to, if you want to and have children when you want to, if you want and adopt if you want to. Tell the press to let it go, so you can move on with your life, they need to stop comparing your life to Angelina’s. You are completely two different people with two different directions in life. The press has made this such a pity party for you, and quite frankly,it’s getting really pathetic!!

  2. Geoff

    Wow- I just ran across this old entry and just wondering if anyone realized that this story is completely fabricated…Orlando Bloom himself has gone on record to say it never happened. How quickly you moronic troglodytes are to believe this crap in the first place and jump all over it. Don’t you have some Britney CD’s to listen to or something?

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