Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were conveniently spotted together last night in New York City being very affectionate. The couple usually go out of the way to avoid being photographed together, but this time they might as well have started posing. Realizing subtlety wasn’t invited on this date, John Mayer jokingly referenced the 900 gorilla in the room. Us Magazine reports:
While walking, he plugged her new movie Marley & Me.
“I’m happy to report the movie is completely in focus,” he told photographers as Aniston laughed. “I want everyone to know that.”
Then he joked that he and Aniston were walking all the way to Harlem.
“90 more blocks, guys!” he teased photographers. “90 more blocks!”
For his participation, John Mayer was awarded one 30-second trip to second base. (Under the shirt, above the bra.) However, this didn’t exclude him from their nightly ritual of watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith while crying and stabbing tabloid pictures of Angelina Jolie in the face. But they did make S’Mores. Awww yeah!
First Niggahz!! | December 19, 2008 at 10:24 am
Yeeaaaahhh!!
necessaryROUGHness | December 19, 2008 at 10:26 am
All cock for hire can be dispose john stop being sooo witty to the tmz photographers/eggingons
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mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 19, 2008 at 10:33 am
bleh
Obama the Messiah | December 19, 2008 at 10:43 am
Second base! Not bad at all. I would so go there.
Sharla | December 19, 2008 at 10:54 am
Is this the new Spencer and Heidi? Jen is seriouslly stooping low now. What happend to quiet, reserved, private Jen?
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Sport | December 19, 2008 at 10:56 am
wow that dude always looks so fun, jovial and fun to be around.
havoc | December 19, 2008 at 11:00 am
This is great and everything, but we need more pics of Kim Kardashian.
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RichPort's Ghost | December 19, 2008 at 11:05 am
Johniffer?
dork | December 19, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hahahahaha!! Completely in focus. Hahahaha! What a funny guy! That’s a good one! Hahahahaha
Jees, I’ve got to remember that one the next time a chick says she wants someone that makes her laugh. Hahahahaha
Uncle Eccoli | December 19, 2008 at 11:14 am
She just exudes desperation and neediness in these pictures. “Don’t ever leave me, John! You legitimise me!!”
chickdowntown | December 19, 2008 at 11:16 am
UPTOWN?? John, you’re supposed to take that CHICKDOWNTOWN
p0nk | December 19, 2008 at 11:17 am
JMLTC
Slim | December 19, 2008 at 11:31 am
Could she be any more desperate for attention?
tommy salami | December 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
john looks like he is retarded and jennifer is a desperate possesive greek bitch who no man wants to impregnate…her baby makers’s clock is running out of time…….god i hate greek bitches
tommy salami | December 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
john looks like he is retarded and jennifer is a desperate possesive greek bitch who no man wants to impregnate…her baby makers’s clock is running out of time…….god i hate greek bitches
doomhammer | December 19, 2008 at 11:33 am
Put a huge cock on a geek with no sense of humor and whiney voice and the chicks still fawn all over him. Surely God must hate me.
skipper | December 19, 2008 at 11:35 am
?? am i the only one who wants this poor woman to be happy???
skipper | December 19, 2008 at 11:38 am
although i will admit…he does look emaciated.
effyeray | December 19, 2008 at 12:33 pm
The old scabby cunt must have some awesome dirt on him. I mean why else would anyone go anywhere near the faded fug tranny?
matilda jeffries | December 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm
it really freaks me out when couples match like this.
Alex | December 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm
#17
Hasn’t worked for me thus far.
Leila | December 19, 2008 at 1:06 pm
First pic is all “Yes honey! mommy can buy you anything for Christmas!”.
hausfrau | December 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Reeks of fake.
His body language is so obvious. He is hating every minute of that walk. She has made an absolute mess of image and her career. She is now truly pathetic.
Sandi | December 19, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Oh my – I mistook them for Heidi & Spencer -
Capers | December 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
OK, I get it…..See, first, Pitt gets voted Sexiest Man Alive, then dumps Aniston for Jolie, then Clint Eastwood proclaims Jolie the most beautiful face in the world…So what’s a poor rejected girl with serious self esteem issues to do BUT pose like a skank in a men’s magazine and cling dsperately to a man 8 years younger than her (a guy who will be dumping her for the second time shortly after the holidays)….I SO get you, Aniston…..In the past, i might even have been you once or twice….I smartened up, though, and eventually, so should you……
Kahlee | December 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I want Jennifer to be happy but John Mayer looks so uncomfortable in these pictures, and he quite possibly LTC.
Pleeease aim a little higher Jen.
Sam | December 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I’m not going to see her dog movie. Try another stunt.
I read this comment some where else but “may be she should make John wear a sign advertising her movie.
Megan | December 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Well at least Jen dress the douche bag better this time but he is still ugly.
Harry Brown | December 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm
She looks happy.
Go Jen! Fuck everyone else.
tanya | December 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm
She’s a desperate loser. Sorry Jen, you will NEVER be Angelina.
Jim | December 19, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Mayer is a bad actor he does not really look into it. He must have performance problems. He should get some male inhancement drugs.
lindary | December 19, 2008 at 8:02 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
<3's breasts | December 19, 2008 at 9:51 pm
John Mayer fucking KILLS it from behind. You can just tell.
Then he plays a guitar with a capo on it afterward.
gerard Vandenberg | December 20, 2008 at 12:32 am
AGAIN AN AMERICAN LOSERS COUPLE IS BORN, folks?
Paul | December 20, 2008 at 12:38 am
Awww. Looks like Grandma taking little Johnny Mayer out for ice cream! Adorable!
Sonya | December 20, 2008 at 2:23 am
Jennifer’s got the crazy eyes going on!
vivian | December 20, 2008 at 7:27 am
I work hard in the industry and hear all the juice. Jen and John are the real deal, however, you would faint dead away if I told you who isn’t.
iknowwhatiknow | December 20, 2008 at 7:31 am
Remember kids “just because a media couple have children (in many cases several or more) doesn’t mean they aren’t a “staged” relationship. There really isn’t any length some will go to keep the light on them as long as possible.
Lydon | December 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Sick of her, so sick of her, so sick of her and her pathetic boy toy. The funny thing is I used to like her and respect her a lot, but lately she just fucked it all up.
Detmolders | December 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Jen should just stay in movies and leave real life alone.
sapphire eyes | December 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I want Jen to be happy too …
Angelina Jolie is disgusting and Brad Pitt is a lying sack of shit — Brangelina deserve to be miserable together. Too bad they had to drag an sackful of innocent children into their publicity stunt of a relationship. If their relationship is so “complete” why wouldn’t those assholes get married?
blue | December 20, 2008 at 11:37 pm
As for John looking uncomfotable – remember Jen is an actress but John is not an actor. He can’t fake it.
Ryan the Canadian | December 21, 2008 at 4:38 am
Oh Vivian, I am dying to know…who isn’t?!!?? Don’t keep us in suspense…if you know it ain’t true. If you did know, you would not lower yourself to be on this fucking site. Drive off a cliff in your Chevy Cobalt. Fucking Hair Stylists……
Maritza | December 21, 2008 at 8:29 pm
She looks so in love and he, not so much. I hope he doesn’t break her heart, she deserves happiness.
zagge | December 22, 2008 at 12:13 am
why are you so much haters in Us, i think she look happy, he too. leave them alone. if you don´t what to look go to a onter we side love you john and jen
zagge | December 22, 2008 at 12:13 am
why are you so much haters in Us, i think she look happy, he too. leave them alone. if you don´t what to look go to a onter we side love you john and jen
Matt | December 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Man…I bet he tears her shit up! Look at the size of him compared to her! I can see her screaming for her fucking life while getting pounded but what is probably a huge ass wang.
Clee Clee | December 22, 2008 at 11:28 pm
She’s annoying, so is he, it works out kind of well
Honey Ryder | January 26, 2009 at 8:02 am
Just think about how stupid your theory is..she is dating a guy with a huge cock who is popular, rich, and hot just to sell a movie..even though she is one of the most famous women in the world, 3 times richer than him, and is still desired by millions of men …she has to date him to sell tickets? So now that the movie is over and it has made tons of money off of it , why is she still with him? You guys just decided that Jen would be the punching bag for all your stories to help get traffic to your whacked site. She is single, doesn’t sleep around and hasn’t popped out any kids to please a man, so because she has made it difficult for you to get gossip, you guys just bash her non stop, no matter who she dates, you always assume it’s fake. I think you can find something more credible on her to gossip about, you just have to do some actual journalism, and we know not a single person who works on this site is an actual journalist. Your just making this shit up and you know it.