Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie ‘uncool’ (GASP!)

November 11th, 2008 // 149 Comments

Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence on Brad Pitt ditching her for Angelina Jolie. In the latest issue of Vogue, she tells Jonathan Van Meter what it was like hearing Angelina talk about nailing Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith while he was still married:

She asks me if I ever saw a cartoon that appeared in the New York Post a couple of years ago that depicts Aniston talking on the phone in her kitchen. The bubble over her head says, HI ANGELINA…I DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER OF A “SIT-DOWN TALK.”…In the drawing, Aniston is loading a shotgun, and there is a copy of Vogue sitting next to her. (The cartoon was inspired by an interview I did with Jolie for this magazine in January 2007 in which she said she would welcome the opportunity to “sit down” with Aniston.) Someone sent Aniston the cartoon (“the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,” she says), and afterward, she could not resist the urge to buy a copy of Vogue to see what the fuss was about. What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.” Aniston, still galled, shakes her head in disbelief. “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

Jennifer Aniston said Angelina Jolie is “uncool.” OH SNAP! Cancel the prom. But, no, seriously, like most people I’ve been anxiously waiting to hear Jennifer’s take on the whole Angelina scenario. Sadly, it didn’t involve any of the words I had hoped such as “me,” “her,” “bare-knuckle boxing,” “breasts a flailin’,” “that guy who writes The Superficial,” “video camera,” “sexual jujitsu,” and “midget covered in steak sauce.” Eh, we play the hands we’re dealt I guess – which in Jennifer Aniston’s case is John Mayer. – - She should probably avoid casinos.

Photos: Vogue
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  1. Me 2

    Jennifer Aniston v. Angelina Jolie is the best evidence I’ve seen of why NOT to have children. Aniston is 6 years older than Jolie AND has fairer coloring (ages faster) and I’d rather be her any day of the week.

    Angelina has not been looking good lately and – I get it – she just had twins but the question remains: WHY? I lost all respect for Brad Pitt when he left Jennifer for Angelina – the guy obviously had too much of a fun, sunny blonde and was ready to move onto a creepy, brooding brunette. Good move.

  2. HAHAHA

    Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
    I love it.

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    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

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    see above ;o)

  3. HAHAHA

    Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
    I love it.

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    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

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    see above ;o)

  4. HAHAHA

    Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
    I love it.

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    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

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    see above ;o)

  5. Rachel

    #101

    I would rather be Angelina because she is a humanitarian, talented actor, and has a family with a hot talented celebrity. Angelina probably looks bad some days because she is busy taking care of her big family and does not have time to nap, fuss with her make up, or sit leisurely by the pool for hours tanning like Jen. I can understand why Brad dumped Jen because he wanted a family and Jen did not. When you snooze you lose!

  6. Jess

    Wow, Her NOSE looks so skinny and different……weird!

  7. Rachel

    I think her red “dress” was painted on. Look at that boob definition!

  8. if you have to talk up your relationship like angelina does so much, it can’t be all that great. it’s not like he’s the major prize of the earth — he did cheat on his wife.

  9. CummyBear

    I really don’t care, but her sexy foot in the second photo does it for me! God her toes and sole need to be worshipped!

  10. SPACE MOOSE

    I personaly don’t give a shit what Jennifer Anustongue has to say but Angelina Jolie is the ugliest cretin I have ever seen. She’s a human bobble-head attached to grafitti-covered two-by-four.

    Brad Pitt? What, didn’t he used to be an actor before becoming a manservant to that child-collecting whore?

  11. halle

    I agree with Fernando and space moose…….Jolie is a hideous freak, and has turned Brad into what looks like an old woman with a ‘stache. He used to be hot…..having to deal with that freak has taken it’s toll on his looks! Can you imagine what Jolie will look like when she’s 45??? !!!!! Dude!…..that’s my Halloween costume next year!

  12. em

    looking good jen! angelina should be jealous! the best revenge is looking that insanely gorgeous!

  13. DeLuca

    She is obviously not over Brad! Why the HELL is she even wanting to marry John Mayer? She is just desparate cuz her eggs are shriveling and her tits are goin to start reaching her belly button. What a dumb bitch. No wonder Brad left her, she is ugly, dumb, super boring, and really desparate!! Geeez…

  14. Kanye

    Damn Rachel is really desperate for some attention, maybe she should’ve let Brad do her like he wanted to, what a begger….

  15. Centrum

    112

    Angelina has a big heart doing humanitarian work, adopting babies, and having her own babies too. Angelina is attractive and so is Jen so I doubt Angelina is jealous of Jen. Angelina is probably grateful that Jen was self absorbed and did not want babies with Brad.

  16. Truth hurrrts

    Team Jen members need to get real.

    If Brad had cheated on her would she have ever slepted with Vince Vaughn. Hell No! Yeah Im going to sleep with some dude who watch my husband cheat on me. Its the little things, that is how I know she is a liar. So wake up Jen heads, she just a bitter has been with a rockin body.

  17. tom

    Brad Pitt is the biggest retard on the planet. To leave Aniston for that skank/freak/psycho is about the dumbest move ever.

  18. myass2

    thank you #81 …

    they’re all boring but angelina is a bitch and a fake and boring

  19. myass2

    yea #87 i have to agree 100%. i would have ripped angelina a new asshole if i got asked a question about that dumbass whore. ‘uncool’ is nothing compared to what i would have said

  20. Kat

    #81

    Jen seems like she can be nice for the public, but is truly a self absorbed egomaniac. All we ever see Jen do is lounge by the pool or beach trying to maintain her tan. I am not saying what Brad and Angelina did was right, but under the circumstances Jen did not want a family after being married to Brad for 7 years and Brad and Angelina wanted a family. Jen was foolish to think that Brad could be happy with just her. I admire Angelina for getting what she wants; after all Jen and Brad had no kids, so she was not a family wrecker. I also admire Angelina’s humanitarian efforts too. You never see Jen do any charity work.

    As a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina uses her status as a superstar to generate media coverage about the plight of refugees and the conditions under which they live. She has traveled widely to remote refugee camps and receiving centers in countries including Tanzania, Namibia, Cambodia, Pakistan, Thailand, and Ecuador. To further raise awareness, she has released her personal journals for select field visits that can be accessed at USA for UNHCR. For her efforts, Angelina has been honored with the Church World Service Immigration and Refugee Program Humanitarian Award.

  21. dfndsn

    Jen wanted to play house with Brad, but she didn’t want a family.

    Brad got with Angelina because he wanted a family, but the most he could get with her was something like a fambly where he gets to play zoo keeper.

    Angelina has big fat nig.ger lips. She should have lip plates installed so that she looks more like some of the monkeys in her private zoo. That would make her little monkeys happier, well, that and tire-swings hanging from the ceiling, just like the White House is going to have.

    Angelina’s house smells a lot like Michelle Obama’s pussy; they both smell like the monkey-house at the zoo.

  22. Rainbow

    #121

    I feel sorry for you because you are obviously an angry and hateful person. The US has a black President and a black First Lady and there is nothing you can do about it. Go get some donuts for your KKK meeting tonight.

  23. Brysn

    i’m out

  24. Jeff W.

    I love that Aniston has hit the wall. She’s notoriously an extremely difficult, high maintenance person. It pleases me when bad things happen to her. It’s unlikely that she’ll ever be in a long-term relationship. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

  25. The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

    Jennifer – dull, annoying bitch
    Angelina – pretentious, annoying bitch

    But thankfully, at least Jennifer isn’t trying to be hailed as the new Princess Diana/Mother Theresa! The saintly personification of AJ is utterly puke churning. Not least since there is plenty evidence to suggest that the organisation she is currently Ambassador to just happens to be perpetuating the sort of misery she is supposedly so deeply affected by! (If all her picture-perfect displays of moist eyed, voice-cracking ‘impassioned speeches’ are to be taken at face value). Her ignorant blunder might be forgivable if she had nothing but pure intentions. But I suspect that under all her platitudes of saintliness and caring, she is just another monstrously inflated, self-aggrandizing Hollywood ego.

  26. The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

    …just like her and Brad’s ugly, little, troll chum BONO:

    “According to a petition at the Point, Bono’s charity efforts are “self-righteous, ineffective, and counter-productive.” Ouch. So the people behind the petition are asking folk to donate a sum to encourage the U2 frontman to retire from public life. All money received by the Point will go to a global fund set up to fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria.

    The main aim of their ire is actually the RED organization, which is alleged to have spent “$40 million more on *marketing than it has raised from RED product sales.” Bono helped launch RED in 2006, declaring: “It is sexy to want to change the world, not to leave it as it is.”

    Jeez. “It is sexy to want to change the world”. These people are SICKENING!

  27. Spooky

    Oh…and remember this story from a few years ago? Seems the prediction was correct!

    Angelina Jolie is Black Magical

    When a friend of Brad Pitt’s found a vial of gray powder in the glove compartment of Pitt’s car, Brad said it was a gift from Angelina Jolie. Inside the vial was “the remnants of a bat” which Angie told Brad was “to ward of accidents.” Now a voodoo expert is explaining this is a method of Black Magic used to cast spells to break up relationships and marriages.

    Doctor Snake, the author of cult best-seller “Voodoo Spellbook”, thinks that Jolie is working voodoo on Brad. “That vial sounds suspiciously like a voodoo ‘mojo hand’, or magical charm”, he says. Snake is skeptical that the charm is for warding off accidents, as voodoo spells using ingredients from bats are normally used in workings of black magic. “One dark voodoo spell uses Bat’s Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage”, the Doctor says. Isn’t that wicked? Doctor Snake has also made a prediction: the couple will be having twins.”

  28. Sandrine

    it’s DISGUSTING to read the comments on this board. I almost feel bad, so much cruelty … It’s my first time here, I took a look, wow…. if you guys reflect the human race, we should all die because it’s hopeless.
    You all must be so sad deep inside, but all I have to say is hating will consume you first. Jen Aniston doesn’t give a shit about your pathetic comments, all you guys do is making your lives more miserable.

    What happened to Jen, Brad and Angie is called life and such stories happen all the time. We shouldn’t judge them.
    It must have been awfully hard for her, and if overhyped Brad is the love of her life, I can understand why she can’t get over it. Who really get over loosing the love of their life?

    Nobody on THIS FUCKING BOARD can utter such words?you know, like human words???

    I’d rather die than being white trash like you guys.

  29. Sandrine

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  30. sapphire eyes

    @81 and the rest of the sensible people…

    Does no one remember that AJ said “she would never sleep with a married man because that is what her father did to her mother”?

    That makes her a LIAR and a home-wrecking, husband-stalking slut.

    When you make a promise to love, honor and cherish,ut forsaking all others — also known as marriage vows — and you break them, well, you’re a flea-ridden dog. I hope the guilt makes Brad Pitt’s soul ache for breaking his MARRIAGE vows to JA that it continues to turn him into the nutless, spineless, Botox asswipe that we all know him to be. AJ may be a homewrecker, a slut and a liar, but BP was the one who broke his marriage vows.

    If my husband broke our marriage vows the same way, damn straight I’d have something more to say about it other than “it’s uncool”.

    AJ can buy all the kids she wants, and go to the all wretched places on the planet for photo-ops all she wants, but that won’t change the blackness of her soul one bit. How about adopting a special needs child from the American foster care system? That takes some real guts and genuine soul.

    Going to Afgahnistan just after giving birth to twins? Does this idiotic bitch have a death wish? That was just an apalling, irresponsible move on her part — she could have easily been killed or kidnapped (cue the crocidile tears) and left her children motherless.

    Way to go, Patron Saint of Stupid Lying Sluts.

  31. she's stuck

    1. What kind of an adult woman uses “uncool” to describe the actions of her ex-husband’s mistress? Be serious Aniston and get a more extensive vocabulary.

    2. You people are so freaking self-righteous. An affair is usually much more complex than a man or woman just deciding to cheat one day. Usually the relationship has already deteriorated to the point that it becomes very easy for a third party to interfere. Would Brad have cheated on Aniston with Jolie while he and Aniston were newlyweds? Of course not. So the relationship was doomed to fail even without Jolie’s interference. If it wasn’t Jolie, it would have been some other woman. He was just looking for a way out and Jolie made it easy for him.

    3. Their relationship was always skewed. Brad was a movie star, she was a sitcom actress. Women pine for Brad, and most men would describe Aniston as “cute”. Brad was always way too good-looking for her and she should have never married him. Looks are not everything, but this threw off the balance of their relationship even more. Once he was no longer blinded by the hormones of the honeymoon period, he probably saw this disparity. Read: He knew he could do better.

    4. That said, it is horrible that Brad and Angelina flaunt their relationship. Brad owes his ex-wife some respect. This speaks to his character and his character alone.

    5. When the hell is Aniston going to get over this? It’s been years. Move on. It’s sad and she needs to show him she doesn’t give a fuck by not mentioning Brad nor Angelina ever again.

  32. Stella

    #132

    I agree with you. I saw Brad on TV doing an interview while married to Jen and they asked him if he wanted children and Brad got teary eyes and said yes which makes me suspect that Jen did not want children and this is why he got very teary eyes ended up with Jolie. I am considered fine looking and I was not ready to have children but my husband was and I am glad that I decided to have children because it is the hardest job I ever loved and good parents have less focuses on themselves and more on the children. Enjoy your family Brad and AJ and Jen well enjoy your continued childless freedom.

  33. Tanya

    First of all, Jen’s marriage was already on the rocks before Brad even sign the contract to film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and way before he even knew that he will be filming with Angelina and not Nicole Kidman. I have a very close friend who has been working with Brad for a LONG time (way before he even got married)… He (my friend) has nothing good to say about Jen besides the fact that she thinks she is the biggest diva of them all. She is a bitch to people and at time she was a bitch to Brad. She is not the angel most people believe she is. So, before all of you attack Angelina Jolie find out what really happened. All I can say is that, Jen is not the victim here, in fact no one is, things happen for a reason and that’s life. Jen is bitter, fells guilty (she knows why) and she is ALONE!

  34. Tanya

    First of all, Jen’s marriage was already on the rocks before Brad even sign the contract to film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and way before he even knew that he will be filming with Angelina and not Nicole Kidman. I have a very close friend who has been working with Brad for a LONG time (way before he even got married)… He (my friend) has nothing good to say about Jen besides the fact that she thinks she is the biggest diva of them all. She is a bitch to people and at time she was a bitch to Brad. She is not the angel most people believe she is. So, before all of you attack Angelina Jolie find out what really happened. All I can say is that, Jen is not the victim here, in fact no one is, things happen for a reason and that’s life. Jen is bitter, feels guilty (she knows why) and she is ALONE!

  35. Jen A.

    *sniff*

  36. patricia

    who could blame him anglina compaired to jennifter? there is no comparison, anglina is beautiful and down to earth.

  37. patricia

    who could blame him anglina compaired to jennifter? there is no comparison, anglina is beautiful and down to earth.

  38. notabraincellamongy'all

    How sad – so much vitriol spewed at person for an an honest comment about a very difficult time.

    How long it takes a person to get over a failed marriage is how long it takes and until you’ve been in that type of position y’all are talking out of your assflaps. But then I forget the true point of blog comments is to hurt and humiliate under cover of screen name…. aren’t we all just little less for it.

    Carefull kiddies your grade 6 edjumacations are showin!

  39. TheTruth

    Jolie wasn’t uncool..Aniston clearly wasn’t thinking when she made that comment.
    If anything/anyone was uncool, it’s Brad Pitt!

  40. rough daddy

    Thing stuff rake the of.

  41. I see booze therefore I drink

    Jennifer sucks. Notice, her little moon face only gets chick flicks to “act’ in. Notice it is only “John Mayer” and “Vince Vaughn” who is around her. Angelina Jolie is exquisite. I cannot say the same for Ms. Aniston. Even pregnant, Angelina makes me want to go after her. Jennifer’s little moon face is irritating. Angelina’s lips make me hungry for kissing her all over. Ms. Aniston has a nice butt, but her butt does not make up for the rest of her, especially her face.

  42. Unhappily

    Good Christ…AJ did Jen a favor. I’m not fond of any of them, but marriage is a lockdown to hell. I have NO fucking clue why the media portrays desperate women trying to get married when they damned well should be getting themselves independent enough to NOT have to spend their young years slaving to a dude’s needs.

    I’m watching my fucking husband right now as he walks back and forth through the room with no other purpose than to see what and where I’m typing. I’m BEGGING him to get out of the house and find a girlfriend and he won’t. I just want ONE DAMNED NIGHT where I can lounge in the tub, masterbate and daydream without his head popping in to see what I’m fucking up to ever three minutes. CHRIST!

    Jenn – thank your fucking stars and quit attaching yourself to random men. After you go on one date with them NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN! PLEASE!

  43. Claudia Schiffer

    IDK, I have to admit that I was a little bit “LOL!” when I first heard that Angelina and Brad got together and dumped Jennifer… but that’s because:

    1) I’m not a very nice girl sometimes (gotta work on that!) and
    2) I CAN’T STAND JEN. Cannot. Stand. Her. Ass.

    That being said, its really not fun to be cheated on, and I don’t think anybody deserves that. I can only imagine how humiliating it must be to have your sex symbol husband leave you for a younger, prettier, more successful woman, and to have such a catastrophic event go down every night on Access Hollywood. That would suck! They were married 5 years and dating for a few before then; obviously this took Jen by surprise and deeply devastated her.

    I don’t know if you can help who you fall in love with… I would like to think if I were married and if I were treating my husband with love and respect and really making the effort to keep our marriage a good one, he’d be able to shove his temptations aside and come home to me at the day’s end. However, maybe Brad and Angelina really DID fall in love and couldn’t stop it – life works that way sometimes, as painful as that can be for other people involved.

    Also, their marriage was on the rocks (allegedly) for a good year before the Angelina debacle went down. Brad wanted a baby, Jen wanted to make 7483829 films just as ‘Friends’ was ending so she could still stay socially relevant. Can you blame her? She plays ~Rachel Green~ in every movie/TV spot EVER, minus that one flick where she picked up a Southern accent and wore her hair pinned back. Snore! She figured she had to put herself first, otherwise Brad might leave her and – ooooh, wait…

    Angelina, on the other hand, was nearly a decade younger, with a child, an Oscar, a string of successful film roles, a position as a U.N. Ambassador, and a penchant for sky-diving and bungee jumping and flying around the world saving orphans. I mean, which sounds more exciting to YOU – hanging out with someone sexy, smart, adventurous, and multi-talented or chilling with someone semi-attractive, kind of bland, self-centered, and one-track-minded? You choose. Angelina was obviously oh-so-appealing to Brad because, lets face it – the woman could do it ALL. She could have a solid film career AND be a mother AND do charity work AND be spontaneous AND be a sex symbol AND stay in the public eye without comprimising who she was for what she wanted. Jenny can’t.

    If I were Jennifer, I would never discuss it. Its a sign that her career is going nowhere, and fast – the more a person in her business reveals, the more desperate they become. People are enthralled by mystery; she should stay tight-lipped, toned, and smiling. Then maybe she should get some therapy (God only knows I’d need some too if I were her!) and STOP YAPPING TO THE PRESS. Because this is like 4 years old now – let Angelina make her digs, let people say what they want, so long as its not total slander. Keep making movies and enjoying life, instead of dragging this out for almost a half decade. Its getting old.

  44. lala

    I think Jennifer has all the right to talk about whatever she wants. She never really had a word about brads infedelity! Both jennifer and angie are great actresses with brad pitt as well. Brad decided to try something new with angelina! well good for him and jennifer is never gonna forget what was done to her. Come on! She forgave them obviously cause she still keeps in touch with brad but people really shes never going to forget..and every woman that was left for another chick and she knew he was married it really is uncool! and anybody can put their two sense in it!! Jennifer never talked bad about angelina! That’s a real women right there. Jennifer and Angelina are two great women in their own way. There is some phsyco commenters in here.. really pepople yall need psychological therapy….

  45. jk

    Its amazing how passionate people are about this subject. I know that with every break up one experiences in life… It’s never easy. When it involves your heart and plans made for a lifetime “together”, and it all disappears; (know matter “why” or “how” it happens) it’s just as painful at 40 something. The only difference is that at 40 something you can look back and realize that youve felt that kind of pain before, eventually we survive it. “Shaking it off” and getting on with life doesn’t have a “set time frame”!
    With that being said… How can you people get soo ugly and nasty about three people you’ve probably never meet. I respect voiceing an opinion, but to heckle and call names as so many have in the comments above. You people need to get a life . Wasting all that energy on tabloid drama.! Maybe your relationships are something to “behold” …but with all this misguided passion, I doubt it. Put your personal life under the public s eye, then judge these people .

  46. FutureAxeMurderer

    #54
    I thought I was the only one who had one of those lists.
    Small world.

  47. lima beans

    #139 I love your comment & #131 you are absolutely right!!! I have said the same things countless of times myself….If AJ was such a GOODwill ambassador then she should be exercising that GOODNESS right here in the GOOD ole united states of America…Adopt some kids right here at home, then go elsewhere if it’s for real…someone really wise once told me, clean up your own backyard before you go cleaning up someone else’s…..After all does charity not begin at home first? IMO AJ should keep applying her fakeness to the real cause of her “humanitarian efforts” which is definately HERSELF, and her new title should be “the GOODWILL PHONY” !! LOLOL… I’m telling you that woman is as fake as she is sickly skinny, & butt ugly to boot! she actually reminds me of a bisexed vampire, but one on crack & of course desperately seeking poor Billy Bob’s blood to fiest on and his penis for a parent trap, but all the while dreaming of a fishy tasting twat to munch muff…. I can’t wait for the day when I see a close up of her pissing & sobbing & running, and snot draining out of her nose & every other orifice available when BP leaves her for another animal, or man, or another bi-sexual vampire freak/beast like she is…. As a matter of fact, I think that they both probably bang her brother, singularly or jointly, whichever…Something like Brad goes first for a turn , then when he tires she gets her cock up & ready, then pokes and bangs him fast & furious with her very own morphadite special combo of fishy ass & 9 inch cock/twat LLLLOOOOLLLLOOOOLLLLL!!! What goes around will come around, remember that Brad and Angellina, except in your cases the whole world will be watching when you fall….Including your faked charity cased countries and lime lighted adopted and invetro fertilized kids!!!!!!!

  48. Caroline

    can u imagine when (when not if) angelina looses her looks, brad wud just find another woman

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