Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have officially broken up after more than a year together. Reps for the couple tell People:
“After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”
I can’t even pretend to care about this, so instead I’m putting up a random picture from like two years ago of Jennifer leaning in to kiss another woman. Did she break up with Vince Vaughn because she’s a lesbian? Pictures don’t lie, my friends. And I didn’t get this Pulitzer Prize by making stuff up.*
* No, I had to hide in an alley and beat somebody up to get this bad boy.