Us Weekly’s cover story is that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have split. A source close to Vince says the split happened just before he left for London to begin work and that Vince told the source: “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore. We’ve split up.” Additionally, a friend of Jennifer confirmed: “They’re 100% done.”
No specific reason was given for the split, but I suspect it might have something to do with them being the two most grumpy human beings on the planet Earth. The only person I’ve seen who’s more consistently bitter is my friend Dan, and he was born with a pair of testicles on is face.
Italian Stallion | October 4, 2006 at 10:48 am
I really don’t thimk she’s that hot anyway, bitch has a nice body though………….
Italian Stallion | October 4, 2006 at 10:49 am
think*
pinky_nip | October 4, 2006 at 10:52 am
She’s about as sexy as a pussy fart.
combustion8 | October 4, 2006 at 10:53 am
bet she cries herself to sleep every night knowing she once had brad pitt bwahahaha …dumb slut.
Philip Ramirez | October 4, 2006 at 10:55 am
Vince Vaughn is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy.
suzy | October 4, 2006 at 10:55 am
i heard on the radio this morning, that Vince told her that she has bad or ugly hair.. something was wrong with her hair..
i dunno.. but then they got into a fight and reconciled…
and now this.. so i dont know which rumor is a fact.
DrDanny | October 4, 2006 at 10:57 am
#3: Some of us find PFs _quite_ sexy!
mrs.t | October 4, 2006 at 10:58 am
Vince had a problem with her hair???
That can only mean…….
VVLTC!!!!!!!
RichPort | October 4, 2006 at 10:58 am
In other news, water is wet… details at 11.
bigponie | October 4, 2006 at 11:05 am
It was bound to happen when she stopped laughing at his jokes.
GirlyGirl | October 4, 2006 at 11:06 am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Huh? What happened??
slantingthroughdarkness | October 4, 2006 at 11:20 am
I feel sorry for Jen. I know what it’s like to be dumped by Vince Vaughn (come back snookums).
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
10pennypixel.com | October 4, 2006 at 11:33 am
Mwahaha!
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
krisdylee | October 4, 2006 at 11:46 am
Thank God…..
Brain Embolism | October 4, 2006 at 11:53 am
#3 pinky_nip – Don’t mean to sound repetitive, but that was another hum-dinger.
Queef:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Queef
sharkbite | October 4, 2006 at 11:59 am
What a surprise. Yawn.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
IFuckingHateYou | October 4, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I’ve got Jennifer starting a new profession.
I’m tying a piece of string between her nipples and she’s going to be the prop for my tight-rope walking flea attraction. Big money maker, I’m certain of it.
Seriously, she’s kinda hot, but I LOVE those nipples, they’re always standing at attention, doesn’t matter if she’s got on a two sweaters and a parka, they’re poking through.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | October 4, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I thought they weren’t together in the first place? Vince, if a broad won’t admit to being with you in public thats a pretty good indication that your nothing but rebound material. She ain’t even hot and she looks like a lame lay (could be wrong).
shmoody | October 4, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I have a feeling that Vince told her that he is in fact the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
Italian Stallion | October 4, 2006 at 12:03 pm
LoL @ 9………also stay tuned for exclusive footage of Tom Cruise coming out of the closet!!!!!!!!!
shmoody | October 4, 2006 at 12:07 pm
What are the odd a sex tape exists?
littlerosa | October 4, 2006 at 12:11 pm
#4 – combustion8: What makes her a “dumb slut”? Now, Angelina Jolie is a dumb slut. Jennifer is neither dumb nor a slut. Brad cheated on Jennifer, not the other way around. Brad’s a dumb slut and he’s now with a dumb slut. They’re a perfectly dumb slutty couple.
RichPort | October 4, 2006 at 12:16 pm
#20 – No shit… I didn’t know I logged into obvious dot fucking com… I mean, what the fucking fuck?
CelebSlam.com | October 4, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Did you Vince Vaughn is like 7 feet tall?
http://www.celebslam.com
shell | October 4, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Haven’t they been done quite a few times now?
Wampoon.com | October 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm
I’m with TEAM Vaughn!
http://wampoon.com
serial snarkalec | October 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
I’ve never seen him not looking like he was drooling or her not looking like she was holding in one endless toke. A perfect couple, I don’t understand.
Star Maker Machinery | October 4, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Vince obviously didn’t learn his lesson from the whole Tom Cruise debacle. He’s wearing a Panama hat for chrissakes … might as well just wear a rainbow sash around his tucked-in dick.
Spindoc | October 4, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Their Movie is done, and now is coming out on DVD. They don’t need the publicity anymore..i.e. they are now “Broken up”
Eye-Dish Lass | October 4, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos (2 Greeks) should just get married (they needn’t even f’ing meet), and hurry the f up and spit out 3 kids….George, George, and George. And they can at least share a laugh that Rebecca Romijn already lost it and Brad Pitt is as happy with that drag queen as JT is with Cameron Diaz and her gothic hair.
dFotze | October 4, 2006 at 2:18 pm
GOD! Why is everybody so mean?? I don’t know her personally, but she seems like a cute girl. I felt so bad for her getting replaced by superwoman Angelina Jolie, I mean who wants to go through THAT, and now she’s getting dumped by her rebound. That’s pretty harsh. Have some compassion, will ya?
Italian Stallion | October 4, 2006 at 3:13 pm
@31 wrong site moron, try weloveeveryone.com…………
Binky | October 4, 2006 at 3:14 pm
She finally realized that Vince has no jokes. He just acts like he’s like… 14 – and then a movie crew is brought in.
After a while the interest thins…because it isn’t an act…
gossipmonger | October 4, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Regarding dFotze’s post-really dear, you’re at the wrong
site. The Superficial is ALL about deflating the over
inflated that is Hollywood!
You really should leave now before you sustain permanent injuries to your oh-so-Pollyanna like outlook on life.
RichPort | October 4, 2006 at 3:28 pm
#31 – Stallion’s right, welovestupidfucks.cum is where you meant to go. You shouldn’t have made that last turn out of Idiotville… what are they gonna do without their mayor?
Freaka | October 4, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Vince is a moron with a gambling problem who likes to sleep with a different groupie every night. The man is not relationship material and he and Maniston were never together. Trust me. There were never any plans to get engaged because they were never in a real relationship. It was all a publicity stunt. So please don’t ask for compassion for Maniston.
youdontsay | October 4, 2006 at 5:43 pm
#17 – I know she used to do stupid shit before auditions like put stuff in her bra so her nipples poked out… she told her roomate to do it and she’d get more work.
They have these things now you can put in your bra to make it look like hard nipples. She probably uses those, based on the other story…. at least I’d assume now that she’s got $$$ she’s still not using m&m’s or whatever it was. I think it might have even been posted in an old Craigslist.
Whatever. It has obviously worked for her.
Though I’ve never unerstood how people can think she’s “nice” and “personable”… Is it THAT probable… that a girl who grows up in an acting family in Los Angeles, with divorced parents who bickered and fought with eachother constantly, has been spoiled from birth, who has been dumped by man after man, all of whom from generally most accounts are really good, nice, commitment-minded guys, who on top of all this always looks sour and put out by having to deal with a life she not only chose, but put effort into attaining… if you really look at a whole picture of her and not just interviews when she is “on” for America, does it REALLY seem that she is that nice and sweet?! I just don’t get it!
Binky | October 4, 2006 at 6:29 pm
My sources tell me Jen actually thought her publicist was hooking her up with Vince ‘GILL’ – and she was unware who this teen-wanna-be was for a number of months.
But after attending a few Chug Parties at the local High School – she began to question his maturity…
HolisticWisdomcom | October 4, 2006 at 6:32 pm
@32
Oh go pick on someone at your own level, good grief. Tender hearted people have rights too! Sob!
- President of the bleeding hearts club
NotANiceGirl | October 4, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I thought they weren’t officially together? I mean I always buy property with “friends” I think he was tired of being her post Brad arm candy
pixel killya | October 4, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Jennifer flushed down the Caniston.
biatcho | October 4, 2006 at 7:23 pm
i wouldn’t mind having the sexual intercourse with that man. My husband might, but I sure as hell wouldn’t.
KelKel | October 5, 2006 at 12:34 am
She seems a bit needy and clingy…ol vince boy is better off.
Sassy | October 5, 2006 at 4:37 am
It was all a publicity sham anyway. And anyone who thinks otherwise should know the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary.
Slinx | October 10, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Jennifer is all Chin…
HollywoodSnark | April 5, 2007 at 8:23 pm
finally….it’s about time she drops that ogre