Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn break up

October 4th, 2006 // 46 Comments

Us Weekly’s cover story is that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have split. A source close to Vince says the split happened just before he left for London to begin work and that Vince told the source: “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore. We’ve split up.” Additionally, a friend of Jennifer confirmed: “They’re 100% done.”

No specific reason was given for the split, but I suspect it might have something to do with them being the two most grumpy human beings on the planet Earth. The only person I’ve seen who’s more consistently bitter is my friend Dan, and he was born with a pair of testicles on is face.


  1. I really don’t thimk she’s that hot anyway, bitch has a nice body though………….

  2. pinky_nip

    She’s about as sexy as a pussy fart.

  3. combustion8

    bet she cries herself to sleep every night knowing she once had brad pitt bwahahaha …dumb slut.

  4. Philip Ramirez

    Vince Vaughn is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy.

  5. suzy

    i heard on the radio this morning, that Vince told her that she has bad or ugly hair.. something was wrong with her hair..

    i dunno.. but then they got into a fight and reconciled…

    and now this.. so i dont know which rumor is a fact.

  6. DrDanny

    #3: Some of us find PFs _quite_ sexy!

  7. mrs.t

    Vince had a problem with her hair???
    That can only mean…….

  8. RichPort

    In other news, water is wet… details at 11.

  9. bigponie

    It was bound to happen when she stopped laughing at his jokes.

  10. GirlyGirl

    Huh? What happened??

  11. slantingthroughdarkness

    I feel sorry for Jen. I know what it’s like to be dumped by Vince Vaughn (come back snookums).

  12. krisdylee

    Thank God…..

  13. Brain Embolism

    #3 pinky_nip – Don’t mean to sound repetitive, but that was another hum-dinger.


  14. IFuckingHateYou

    I’ve got Jennifer starting a new profession.
    I’m tying a piece of string between her nipples and she’s going to be the prop for my tight-rope walking flea attraction. Big money maker, I’m certain of it.
    Seriously, she’s kinda hot, but I LOVE those nipples, they’re always standing at attention, doesn’t matter if she’s got on a two sweaters and a parka, they’re poking through.

  15. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    I thought they weren’t together in the first place? Vince, if a broad won’t admit to being with you in public thats a pretty good indication that your nothing but rebound material. She ain’t even hot and she looks like a lame lay (could be wrong).

  16. shmoody

    I have a feeling that Vince told her that he is in fact the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

  17. LoL @ 9………also stay tuned for exclusive footage of Tom Cruise coming out of the closet!!!!!!!!!

  18. shmoody

    What are the odd a sex tape exists?

  19. littlerosa

    #4 – combustion8: What makes her a “dumb slut”? Now, Angelina Jolie is a dumb slut. Jennifer is neither dumb nor a slut. Brad cheated on Jennifer, not the other way around. Brad’s a dumb slut and he’s now with a dumb slut. They’re a perfectly dumb slutty couple.

  20. RichPort

    #20 – No shit… I didn’t know I logged into obvious dot fucking com… I mean, what the fucking fuck?

  21. Did you Vince Vaughn is like 7 feet tall?

  22. shell

    Haven’t they been done quite a few times now?


    I’m with TEAM Vaughn!

  24. serial snarkalec

    I’ve never seen him not looking like he was drooling or her not looking like she was holding in one endless toke. A perfect couple, I don’t understand.

  25. Star Maker Machinery

    Vince obviously didn’t learn his lesson from the whole Tom Cruise debacle. He’s wearing a Panama hat for chrissakes … might as well just wear a rainbow sash around his tucked-in dick.

  26. Their Movie is done, and now is coming out on DVD. They don’t need the publicity anymore..i.e. they are now “Broken up”

  27. Eye-Dish Lass

    Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos (2 Greeks) should just get married (they needn’t even f’ing meet), and hurry the f up and spit out 3 kids….George, George, and George. And they can at least share a laugh that Rebecca Romijn already lost it and Brad Pitt is as happy with that drag queen as JT is with Cameron Diaz and her gothic hair.

  28. dFotze

    GOD! Why is everybody so mean?? I don’t know her personally, but she seems like a cute girl. I felt so bad for her getting replaced by superwoman Angelina Jolie, I mean who wants to go through THAT, and now she’s getting dumped by her rebound. That’s pretty harsh. Have some compassion, will ya?

  29. Italian Stallion

    @31 wrong site moron, try…………

  30. Binky

    She finally realized that Vince has no jokes. He just acts like he’s like… 14 – and then a movie crew is brought in.
    After a while the interest thins…because it isn’t an act…

  31. Regarding dFotze’s post-really dear, you’re at the wrong
    site. The Superficial is ALL about deflating the over
    inflated that is Hollywood!
    You really should leave now before you sustain permanent injuries to your oh-so-Pollyanna like outlook on life.

  32. RichPort

    #31 – Stallion’s right, welovestupidfucks.cum is where you meant to go. You shouldn’t have made that last turn out of Idiotville… what are they gonna do without their mayor?

  33. Freaka

    Vince is a moron with a gambling problem who likes to sleep with a different groupie every night. The man is not relationship material and he and Maniston were never together. Trust me. There were never any plans to get engaged because they were never in a real relationship. It was all a publicity stunt. So please don’t ask for compassion for Maniston.

  34. youdontsay

    #17 – I know she used to do stupid shit before auditions like put stuff in her bra so her nipples poked out… she told her roomate to do it and she’d get more work.

    They have these things now you can put in your bra to make it look like hard nipples. She probably uses those, based on the other story…. at least I’d assume now that she’s got $$$ she’s still not using m&m’s or whatever it was. I think it might have even been posted in an old Craigslist.

    Whatever. It has obviously worked for her.

    Though I’ve never unerstood how people can think she’s “nice” and “personable”… Is it THAT probable… that a girl who grows up in an acting family in Los Angeles, with divorced parents who bickered and fought with eachother constantly, has been spoiled from birth, who has been dumped by man after man, all of whom from generally most accounts are really good, nice, commitment-minded guys, who on top of all this always looks sour and put out by having to deal with a life she not only chose, but put effort into attaining… if you really look at a whole picture of her and not just interviews when she is “on” for America, does it REALLY seem that she is that nice and sweet?! I just don’t get it!

  35. Binky

    My sources tell me Jen actually thought her publicist was hooking her up with Vince ‘GILL’ – and she was unware who this teen-wanna-be was for a number of months.
    But after attending a few Chug Parties at the local High School – she began to question his maturity…

  36. @32

    Oh go pick on someone at your own level, good grief. Tender hearted people have rights too! Sob!

    - President of the bleeding hearts club

  37. NotANiceGirl

    I thought they weren’t officially together? I mean I always buy property with “friends” I think he was tired of being her post Brad arm candy

  38. pixel killya

    Jennifer flushed down the Caniston.

  39. biatcho

    i wouldn’t mind having the sexual intercourse with that man. My husband might, but I sure as hell wouldn’t.

  40. KelKel

    She seems a bit needy and clingy…ol vince boy is better off.

  41. Sassy

    It was all a publicity sham anyway. And anyone who thinks otherwise should know the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary.

  42. Slinx

    Jennifer is all Chin…

  43. finally….it’s about time she drops that ogre

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