Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn break up
Us Weekly’s cover story is that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have split. A source close to Vince says the split happened just before he left for London to begin work and that Vince told the source: “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore. We’ve split up.” Additionally, a friend of Jennifer confirmed: “They’re 100% done.”
No specific reason was given for the split, but I suspect it might have something to do with them being the two most grumpy human beings on the planet Earth. The only person I’ve seen who’s more consistently bitter is my friend Dan, and he was born with a pair of testicles on is face.