Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may or may not be engaged

Superficial / August 10, 2006
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Us Weekly is reporting that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston but Jennifer’s rep has issued a statement saying it’s not true. Aniston reportedly accepted the proposal as they returned from a nine-day vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico on their private jet. A friend of the couple says Vaughn intended to propose on the beach, but decided at the last minute to do it on the plane before they landed.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn�t sure if she would accept,” said “friend” gabbed. “But he knew he was leaving town for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

And apparently Jennifer’s rep has a habit of denying things which turn out to be true.

For example, in November 1999, when Aniston was spotting wearing a diamond sparkler on her left ring finger, Huvane denied that she was engaged to Brad Pitt, claiming the bauble was “not an engagement ring,” and he continued to deny that the pair planned to marry up until their June 29, 2000 wedding.

In December 2004, two weeks before Pitt and Aniston announced their split, Huvane maintained that all was well in their union. “They are looking forward to spending the holidays with each other. There is no split. They are fine,” he told Us Weekly.

In February 2005, Huvane denied reports that Aniston planned to move back into her former Hollywood Hills home, claiming it had been leased out to Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. Lo and behold, the couple was asked to move out that month so that Aniston could move back in later that year.

Finally, when rumors that Aniston and Vaughn were dating first surfaced in July 2005, Huvane denied there was any romantic interest. “Vince is a good friend of Jennifer’s. I think the tabloids are so eager to see her with someone romantically that they just make these false assumptions,” he told the New York Post.

So basically they’re probably engaged and Jennifer’s rep is a lying bastard. Although Life & Style also reported they were engaged a month ago, but with a different story. So really everybody’s just making stuff up. Except for me. I only report the truth. Especially when it comes to the size of my humongous penis. Except sometimes I downplay it just to be modest.