Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may or may not be engaged

August 10th, 2006 // 62 Comments
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Us Weekly is reporting that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston but Jennifer’s rep has issued a statement saying it’s not true. Aniston reportedly accepted the proposal as they returned from a nine-day vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico on their private jet. A friend of the couple says Vaughn intended to propose on the beach, but decided at the last minute to do it on the plane before they landed.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn�t sure if she would accept,” said “friend” gabbed. “But he knew he was leaving town for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

And apparently Jennifer’s rep has a habit of denying things which turn out to be true.

For example, in November 1999, when Aniston was spotting wearing a diamond sparkler on her left ring finger, Huvane denied that she was engaged to Brad Pitt, claiming the bauble was “not an engagement ring,” and he continued to deny that the pair planned to marry up until their June 29, 2000 wedding.

In December 2004, two weeks before Pitt and Aniston announced their split, Huvane maintained that all was well in their union. “They are looking forward to spending the holidays with each other. There is no split. They are fine,” he told Us Weekly.

In February 2005, Huvane denied reports that Aniston planned to move back into her former Hollywood Hills home, claiming it had been leased out to Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. Lo and behold, the couple was asked to move out that month so that Aniston could move back in later that year.

Finally, when rumors that Aniston and Vaughn were dating first surfaced in July 2005, Huvane denied there was any romantic interest. “Vince is a good friend of Jennifer’s. I think the tabloids are so eager to see her with someone romantically that they just make these false assumptions,” he told the New York Post.

So basically they’re probably engaged and Jennifer’s rep is a lying bastard. Although Life & Style also reported they were engaged a month ago, but with a different story. So really everybody’s just making stuff up. Except for me. I only report the truth. Especially when it comes to the size of my humongous penis. Except sometimes I downplay it just to be modest.

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  1. dmarie

    I have to say it, but Jen has definetly gone down a notch with Vince. I don’t think what Brad Pitt did with Jolie was right, but he is still smokin’ hott.

  2. ScriptRadar

    Yawn.

  3. First! Yeah, baby, it’s about time!

    We’re number one! We’re number one!

    Anyway, noone really cares about the old girlfriend and the new boyfriend. That situation is not interesting in any arena.

    Bring on Angelina Breast Feeding and you got something!…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  4. I can’t remember what we’re supposed to call this couple. Was it Viniffer or Vaughniffer? Anivaughn? I think I need a refresher course.

  5. spatz

    blah blah blah who gives a rats ass about these two anymore.

  6. CRAP!!! Off by 2 minute, Dagnabit! These people are quicker that K-Fed doing Britney!

    WOOF!

  7. What is with medias obsession with stars getting married and the second they are they spread rumors of misery until they can spread news of an impending divorce. It’s sick. I hope Jen is having a riot with Vince and getting from him what spinless Brad couldn’t give her. Jens better off.

  8. TatorTot

    I must say I like Vince a whole lot better than Brad.

  9. jrzmommy

    I’d love to be a “rep” for someone. talk about a cake job–just say NOT TRUE to everything and collect my check. Sweet deal.

  10. Lukielongsocks

    @ #3: If you’re going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk. :)

  11. Doesn’t that just figure…

    US Weekly sucks.

  12. one thing’s for sure: their kid could be fat and hanging around with a greek nose.

  13. ToiletDuck

    I cannot tell you how relieved I am that Jen is finally moving on with her life – Jen’s heartbreak is of immense importance during the trying times we live in and I for one will sleep better knowing that Jen will finally find the happiness she deserves – I cannot thank you enough for sharing Jen’s fabulous life journey with us – we share her pain…

    fuck…

  14. i seriously DO NOT believe anyone can get over the fact that of being married to one of the proclaimed hottest men on earth and now fucking a guy not even remotely resembles the term “a good fuck”.

    jen would have told her rep to say it’s not true just to send vince some hidden messages.

  15. jrzmommy

    I think I’ll preempt some bull shit today…
    –I want to fuck Jen’s rep’s honor student
    –I want to fuck (insert name here’s) honor student x300
    –Skull fuck x100
    –Jrzmommy wants to fuck her own honor student
    –Jrzmommy just commented 6,098,654,467,432,356,325 times in one post
    –Excuse my wife, I’ll have to smack the bitch x200
    –Oh, yeah, I love myself x500
    So, with the usual garbage being said, no assholes need post today and the rest of us can go about making fun of pithy celebs at their most pithiest. Shitface, Jrzdaddy,I Fucked Your Honor Student, Lambananas and all the other tired-ass douchebags — YOU GOT THE DAY OFF!! Rejoice by beheading a Barbie doll!

  16. The Devil's Prom Date

    Sure Brad Pitt was hot. But then he stuck his junk in Angelina’s asshole- that crotch is tainted for life.

  17. The Devil's Prom Date

    I’d love to see Jennifer take a box-cutter to Angelina on the red carpet of some award show, and slice open her collagen-packed face. Like that scene from The Empire Strikes Back where Harrison Ford cuts open the snow-animal-thing, and a bunch of rotten tuna casserole comes spilling out. Maybe it all spills out onto Joan Rivers and it smothers her to death. That, friends, is good television.

  18. ToiletDuck

    #16..

    Are you just now coming off of a “crack high??”

  19. Vaughn’s face looks like an old catchers mitt, and his movies are overrated.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

  20. what’s this about borat getting evicted?!

  21. #17 & 18: HAHA you’re juz jealous coz angelina is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter than you and you wanna believe that she’s hot only because of surgery.

    you should just eat some more cake and continue to be a lardass.

  22. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    Jennifer Aniston is a dirty Greek.

  23. jrzmommy

    Stacyy is Jennifer Aniston.

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    This just in: Brad and Angelina like to make out while listening to D’Angelo, while Vaughnitson prefers Luther Vandross. What’s the siginificance in relationship to your life and things that you value in this world? Stay tuned to find out!

  25. ToiletDuck

    #24…

    Maybe you’re just on the rag…

  26. @16 I cannot thank you enough!!! I’ll be so glad when school’s back in so us adults can get a chance to read and post without trudging through so much bullshit. I’m not being sarcastic, I really am greatful.

  27. @23 You are a racist and should be destroyed.

  28. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @28 Just what I’d expect, probably a nigger.

  29. The Devil's Prom Date

    @22 nowhere in my posts will you find my claiming Angelina’s ugly.

    She seriously pretty in a cosmetically-enhanced, home-wrecking, brother-humping, profoundly charitable spunk-bucket-y way.

  30. To “Wanna pet my (syphilis infested, goat cheese smelling, horse dick fucking) Beaver” :
    I can not express how badly I hope someone not of your skin color reads this, finds you, and skins you alive. Then we’ll see how pretty you really are. You are worthless.

  31. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @31 I said it to make a point, you dumb cunt.

    In case you haven’t heard this is the “superficial” not some fucking PTA meeting.

    Maybe you should have read yesterday’s posts before shooting off your mouth.

    Yeah you must be way more adult then me, since this is obviously where the adults go.

    And P.S. your blog sux and you should be worried about ME showing up at YOUR door and skinning you, you FUPA bitch.

  32. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I wanna fuck Jrzmommys’ honor student and then skull fuck her, and throw in the one who said “probably a nigger” because thats just to funny!!!!!

    Nigger nIGGER Nigger

  33. SkinnySnobbyBitch

    #32 Shut up. *rolls eyes at the racist*

  34. jrzpussie

    god we’re going to be hearing about this “engagement” news for months to come on and off, so I’m not going to get my panties in a bunch about it
    J.A. is talentless and V.V. is ugly and will never be Brad Pitt. End of story.

  35. Justin Igger

    this shit ain’t funny anymo i told u all i cant help being Justin Igger and the comments have gone to far u white devils i will kill you all one day with a goddamn piece of freshly picked cotton

  36. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @34 HAHAH!!! You took off your link to your blog? WHY ? Afraid??!?!

    BAHAHA you are a fucking retard.

    And @33….I’d gladly fuck you.

  37. There are too goddamned many celebrity magazines. I’m so tired of seeing the same four people on the covers over every magazine in the newstand. I mean what the fuck has Jessica Simpson done in the last year or two other than be photographed for those magazines? Same with Jen and Vince…who gives a shit? Give us an update on Natasha Leon in drug Rehab or Tara Reids latest splatterfest with 4 gallons of moonshine and half of the starting lineup for the West Va. Mountaineers.

  38. nc72

    I forecast tomorrow’s gossip to be…

    Aniston in love triangle with Brad and Vince while Angelina minds baby.

    http://www.exposay.com/jennifer-aniston/1/c/1088/

  39. @38 Thank you so much for that! I needed a good laugh! You’re so right! Again, thank you.

  40. dmarie

    Before commenting about the “dirty greek” post, please read the comments under Nicole Richie story.

    It’ll be an enlightening experience.

    P.S. Vince Vaughn looks like chicken fried rice left out in the sun too long. But Brad lowered his standards too by taking the brother-kissing, brothel-going, my lips got stung by a bee Jolie.

  41. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @40 Take your PC twattish self elsewhere.

  42. jrzmommy

    Yeah, Vince may not be the most handsome dude in the universe, but at least Jen won’t have to beat him away from the mirror when she wants to mirror-kissing time. And she won’t have to worry about Vince constantly bogarting all the Sun-In at the house, too.

  43. frangly

    Can’t believe no one has said this yet: what about the rumors that Vince Vaughn is gay? Ted Casablanca says that that relationship if definitely fake (but doesn’t say why).

  44. Just to clear the air and get this all wrapped up. I don’t care what the person meant by “dirty Greek”. To refer to an entire country of people as “dirty” is racist (look up the definition). To use tha “n” word is racist. To make fun of mentally handicaped people is sick and evil. I don’t see why it is so acceptable to do those things. It’s one thing to tease someone because of thier ugly shirt or an easily correctable bad decision. But to slam people for the beautiful things that make them unique is … utterly stupid.

  45. jrzmommy

    45–Bad fashion sense is terminally irreversible and most definately not an easily correctable bad decision. Just look at M-K Olsen, Tara Reid and Cher, to name a few.

  46. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @45 FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.

    And btw, I am not racist. I like everyone, niggers, spics, gooks, wops, fags, dykes, jews, sand niggers, etc.

    So go flic your bic and STFU!

  47. @46 LMFAO Right indeed. I stand corrected.

  48. AmericanMcKrout

    I hope Brad remembers to tie a board to his puny ass before fucking Angie- he might fall in! And as for Jennifer- I hope Vince has one ENORMOUS cock to make up for his lack of talent and looks.
    That’s all.

  49. ToiletDuck

    Since we are stereotyping people, don’t Greeks like it up the ass??

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