Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sell house

pitt_aniston_sell_house.jpgJennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s divorce is expected to be finalized this week, and they’ve placed their Beverly Hills estate on the market for $28 million.

The house, which is being sold as part of the couple’s divorce settlement, is empty of furniture, the paper reported. [They] bought the 10,000 square foot, Wallace Neff-designed home for about $13.5 million in 2001. They then spent two years refurbishing it.

Looks like I finally found a good use for that $28 million I’ve got saved up. I originally wanted to buy a few Ferraris and start my own gang of Ferrari-driving hooligans, but why do that when I can just buy Brad Pitt’s house and pretend that I used to have sex with Jennifer Aniston in it? I mean that’s healthy, right?