Jennifer Aniston acting like a bitch? Inconceivable!

March 31st, 2009 // 120 Comments

Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any “friends” on the set of her new movie The Baster. And in related news, I’m going to dive into traffic for writing that last pun.OK! Magazine reports:

“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” reveals one source.
And when the lunch bell rang, not only did Jen not deign to eat her Cobb salad in the company of her new co-workers, she actually had herself driven to her trailer so she could eat alone!
“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” says an insider. “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”

Although, in her defense, Jennifer Aniston did just break up with a guy who’d rather Twitter than stick his penis in her vagina, so maybe we should cut her some slack. But not until I finish tweeting about my breakfast: “just ate a Pop Tart. they’re my favey’s!!!1 :D” Okay, done.

EDIT: Added pics from today. Timeliness: I’m aware of it.

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  1. JT

    still hot

  2. Bogey Tiophone

    Bitch or not, Id still hit it without any hesitation.

  3. Adam Mckinz

    She is just pissed John Mayer is out on the BIG GAY PARTY BOAT in a Borat outfit!

  4. Jennifer Anusfun

    Fuckin criticize me one more time and I’ll bite your cock off with my cunt, you fuckin limp noodle pimpleboy.

  5. Smokin’ Hot!!!

    #3 – you are right. Mayer is partying on the Big Gay Party Boat.

  6. Those lips are so pursed no penii could penetrate them.

  7. Richard McBeef

    Bitch or not, Id still hit it in the back of the head with a piece of lumber without any hesitation.

  8. Eric

    She looks better at 40 than most girls at 20. Gotta go with the strategy Terri Schiavo’s husband used – fuck the shit out of her, then turn her into a vegetable, pull the plug, and take all the money.

  9. JRz

    $50 says Angelina is Benevolent Barbie on the set of her next movie.

  10. Brad Pitt

    She ain’t tryin’ to let no penii in, she’s holdin’ my splooge in as long as she can. I got sick of Holy Spiderwoman and I knew who to call. I’m still the only one to do it and not leave with a half-bitten-off cock.

  11. Dream(state) Date

    Aw, come on, I bet she’s not bitchy when she’s doing it every way possible…after the roofie kicks in…

  12. She’s going to be the prettiest old maid ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Ten more years and that Taming of the Shrew movie is hers.

  14. chronic masturbator

    #11 = I signed up, my category was Snuff Films Where the Girl’s Name Starts with the Letter “A”.

  15. GET BACK TO WORK LOSERS

    This is no news. What is wrong with any of the fish’s “news”? I can see any celebrity asking for additional time to get his or hair dry, and can see them eating along too. What’s the big deal?

  16. chronic masturbator

    umm…that made more sense when #11 was the spam for the porno DVDs….the commenter’s name was Abby and…umm…fuck. Forget it.

  17. testing

    I just never got the appeal of her, always found Courtney Coxx way better looking.

  18. I got it. She’s concentrating on keeping that peice of coal compressed between her butt cheeks. She can’t get married until it’s a diamond.

  19. i have always hated her

    1- seriously what are you and the people who like her smoking?!
    old jew face bitch – coke head, hideous smile and eyes, complete with ugly voice.
    get over her america. she sucks and she always has

  20. i have always hated her

    1- seriously what are you and the people who like her smoking?!
    old dustin hoffman face witch – coke head, hideous smile and eyes, complete with ugly voice.
    get over her america. she sucks and she always has

  21. Zed

    The new pics must be fake, I don’t see nipple erections.

  22. father time

    yikes! pic 3. she is not cute anymore

  23. justifiable

    #15 This is made-up crap – when the set breaks for lunch, catering takes care of the eats, there’s no “restaurant” everyone goes to unless this is a busted ass indie non-union film and everyone’s eating at Subway. The crew eats together, but It’s not unusual for the stars to eat in their trailers rather than be on display, nor is it odd for them to be driven there. And unless Aniston was late to the set in the AM, makeup and hair take the time they’ve scheduled. She’s not sitting around blowing out her own hair, so she isn’t the one holding up the set. She may be a bitch onset in other aspects but this isn’t bitch behavior – OK needs to vet its sources better.

  24. Fig

    When sucking the teats off the paps makes you a worthless whore, why does avoiding the soul sucking thieves make you… a bitch?
    Hypocrits

  25. Matt

    She looks like any other 40 year old American woman.

    Ok, minus the jowls and hotwaterbottle boobs and belly and flat spread ass with saddlebag thighs. And cankles.

    Otherwise, same-old same-old for sure.

  26. harsh looking

    GuyHolly – with that long jay leno chin, those prominent marienette lines, and beedy eyes. Give me big beautiful eyes and a pretty smile over this withered hag anyday. she could use an eyelid tuck.
    she is as homely as sjp, and has 1/10 of the talent…

  27. @26 If by talent, you mean boobs. You are right.

  28. NY Ted

    I don’t think Jen has been fucked in a long time…?

    Nothing that a big fat giant penis could not cure however…!

  29. She is beautiful.

  30. penis

    “with that long jay leno chin, those prominent marienette lines, and beedy eyes. Give me big beautiful eyes and a pretty smile over this withered hag anyday. she could use an eyelid tuck.”

    All I heard there was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

    She has nice legs, a nice ass, and perpetually hard nipples. Still. I’m giving her a 7-spurt salute (granted, the good ones are the first 3…).

  31. Richard McBeef

    @26 – she is not the best ever, but come on she is not even close to that fucking horse sjp.

  32. yeah

    #23′s absolutely right-
    But even if it had been her, blowing out her own hair- (which it undoubtedly wasn’t) it has to look the same from one day’s (or scene’s) filming to the next; so extreme care must be taken to style the hair exactly as it had been previously. It’s called continuity. So, regardless of who was doing her hair and makeup; if it wasn’t right, she wouldn’t be sent to that set until it was.

  33. Jen

    I am so sick of the constant fake news about Jennifer Aniston. I doubt she’s a bitch, nor does she seem desperate. She’s always struck me as the most ‘normal’ celeb out there, who just happens to be the paparazzi’s favourite kibble. Cut her a break. She’s still hotter than 99.9% of the population.

  34. Blue Eyes

    Why is everything so negative….just don’t get it. There’s opinions and then there’s just down right mean!!!

    Don’t do it right you’re a bitch…..do it to well and you’re a kiss ass. Man what does this world want???

    JRZ – How’s it goin?

  35. Jen

    And seriously, did Fish and Todd cut a deal or something? They’ll only suck Angelina’s dick, in exchange for… what, exactly?

  36. Little Timmy

    I was walking by her trailer and the wind blew the door open and she only had her top on and she saw me looking and she just smiled and unbuttoned her top so I think she’s really neat and my pants are tight.

  37. kenderkenobi

    I don’t know what Brad and Meyer’s problems are. With her money and looks I’d be doing nothing but trying to pro-create with her all day long.

    That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.

  38. kenderkenobi

    I don’t know what Brad and Meyer’s problems are. With her money and looks I’d be doing nothing but trying to pro-create with her all day long.

    That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.

  39. PunkA

    I can tell she is a bit sad. Of course, if I found out I just got played by a gay Capt. Stubing on the Queer Love Boat, I’d be a bit upset too. John Mayer is a no-one. He deserves all of our derision. He has no talent, no class and is generally a prick. how he dates the women he has is beyond me. But if you can’t hang with Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston if just proves that you are not into chicks. Mayer loves the cock. He can suck it.

  40. Time flies when you are an old w h o r e don't it?

    Bah! She is looking old. She is old. 40. Let’s find someone younger and with actual talent to promote. Send this granny to the old folk’s home.

    She’s done. In every movie she plays the same character. I don’t get it? Are Americans really that easily amused?

  41. Jrz

    It’s goin, Blue Eyes. Hey, I noticed, you’re too serious. Lighten up a little and enjoy the freak show the celebutards put on for us. Seriously. You can make fun without being hateful…….I’m told.

  42. Blue Eyes

    JRZ – thanks for the advise. I am quite the serious type. I’ll take pointers from you and maybe you can help me get into all this craziness. Glad things are goin, such is life.

  43. Jrz— Blue Eyes is Ninj. I’d bet my Hollies on it.

  44. bill in brooklyn

    This is a bunch of madeup sh** designed to rag on Ms. Anison.

    First, no movie actress “blowdries” her own hair. They have these people on sets they now call hair stylists.

    Second, I hardly call her a bitch because she wants to eat in her trailer for lunch. BFD. 95% of the extras would too if they had their own trailer. Shoots are long and tiring and somehow she’s supposed to eat on paper plates with the crew?

    Third, have you ever seen the swarm of paparazzi that follow celebrities? If I was her, I’d have my car pull up INSIDE the restaurant before I got in. Why would she want to walk a block and have a**holes yell questions about Angeline Jolie just so they can try to get a reaction and snap the picture. I’d land a helicopter on the roof if I could.

    Give this woman a break for once.

  45. over this squint eyed old maid

    shes ugly and looks like a man. stop pretending she isn’t people

  46. Pilatunes

    Quote: That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.

    WORD, WORD, WORD and WORD. Look beyond your pool of hollywood flakes and you can easily find someone nice and normal. Instead it’s the same pool of shmucks going round and round. I mean, how many fuckin’ women has Jared Leto dated?

  47. Blue Eyes

    GuyHolly – What do you mean I’m Ninj? I would at least like to know what it is you are calling me. I really don’t know.

  48. shes had enough of a break

    44
    a break? people spend money on her garbage films and she sits on the beach all day, gets botox, and pays paparazzi to print her better pics with this money. she doesn’t need a break. let me say her face is ugly and she is too old to be a slut.

  49. saw it, called it

    44 Nice rearrangement of everything 23 said.

  50. effyeray

    #8 Eric … you are such a homo… does she remind you of some chick you were too much of a faggoty lil bitch to ever ask out that you”ll eternally pine for? And Hahahahaha.”…better at 40 than most girls at 20″… what a laughable load of crap. This tired fugly bitch needs to take some acting classes and date some poor dickwad who literally has no better options

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