Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any “friends” on the set of her new movie The Baster. And in related news, I’m going to dive into traffic for writing that last pun.OK! Magazine reports:
“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” reveals one source.
And when the lunch bell rang, not only did Jen not deign to eat her Cobb salad in the company of her new co-workers, she actually had herself driven to her trailer so she could eat alone!
“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” says an insider. “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”
Although, in her defense, Jennifer Aniston did just break up with a guy who’d rather Twitter than stick his penis in her vagina, so maybe we should cut her some slack. But not until I finish tweeting about my breakfast: “just ate a Pop Tart. they’re my favey’s!!!1 :D” Okay, done.
EDIT: Added pics from today. Timeliness: I’m aware of it.
JT | March 31, 2009 at 3:20 pm
still hot
Bogey Tiophone | March 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Bitch or not, Id still hit it without any hesitation.
Adam Mckinz | March 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm
She is just pissed John Mayer is out on the BIG GAY PARTY BOAT in a Borat outfit!
Jennifer Anusfun | March 31, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Fuckin criticize me one more time and I’ll bite your cock off with my cunt, you fuckin limp noodle pimpleboy.
Sportsdvl | March 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Smokin’ Hot!!!
#3 – you are right. Mayer is partying on the Big Gay Party Boat.
Zanna | March 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Those lips are so pursed no penii could penetrate them.
Richard McBeef | March 31, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Bitch or not, Id still hit it in the back of the head with a piece of lumber without any hesitation.
Eric | March 31, 2009 at 3:25 pm
She looks better at 40 than most girls at 20. Gotta go with the strategy Terri Schiavo’s husband used – fuck the shit out of her, then turn her into a vegetable, pull the plug, and take all the money.
JRz | March 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm
$50 says Angelina is Benevolent Barbie on the set of her next movie.
Brad Pitt | March 31, 2009 at 3:29 pm
She ain’t tryin’ to let no penii in, she’s holdin’ my splooge in as long as she can. I got sick of Holy Spiderwoman and I knew who to call. I’m still the only one to do it and not leave with a half-bitten-off cock.
Dream(state) Date | March 31, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Aw, come on, I bet she’s not bitchy when she’s doing it every way possible…after the roofie kicks in…
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She’s going to be the prettiest old maid ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Ten more years and that Taming of the Shrew movie is hers.
chronic masturbator | March 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
#11 = I signed up, my category was Snuff Films Where the Girl’s Name Starts with the Letter “A”.
GET BACK TO WORK LOSERS | March 31, 2009 at 3:43 pm
This is no news. What is wrong with any of the fish’s “news”? I can see any celebrity asking for additional time to get his or hair dry, and can see them eating along too. What’s the big deal?
chronic masturbator | March 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm
umm…that made more sense when #11 was the spam for the porno DVDs….the commenter’s name was Abby and…umm…fuck. Forget it.
testing | March 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I just never got the appeal of her, always found Courtney Coxx way better looking.
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I got it. She’s concentrating on keeping that peice of coal compressed between her butt cheeks. She can’t get married until it’s a diamond.
i have always hated her | March 31, 2009 at 3:48 pm
1- seriously what are you and the people who like her smoking?!
old jew face bitch – coke head, hideous smile and eyes, complete with ugly voice.
get over her america. she sucks and she always has
i have always hated her | March 31, 2009 at 3:49 pm
1- seriously what are you and the people who like her smoking?!
old dustin hoffman face witch – coke head, hideous smile and eyes, complete with ugly voice.
get over her america. she sucks and she always has
Zed | March 31, 2009 at 3:58 pm
The new pics must be fake, I don’t see nipple erections.
father time | March 31, 2009 at 4:00 pm
yikes! pic 3. she is not cute anymore
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 4:03 pm
#15 This is made-up crap – when the set breaks for lunch, catering takes care of the eats, there’s no “restaurant” everyone goes to unless this is a busted ass indie non-union film and everyone’s eating at Subway. The crew eats together, but It’s not unusual for the stars to eat in their trailers rather than be on display, nor is it odd for them to be driven there. And unless Aniston was late to the set in the AM, makeup and hair take the time they’ve scheduled. She’s not sitting around blowing out her own hair, so she isn’t the one holding up the set. She may be a bitch onset in other aspects but this isn’t bitch behavior – OK needs to vet its sources better.
Fig | March 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm
When sucking the teats off the paps makes you a worthless whore, why does avoiding the soul sucking thieves make you… a bitch?
Hypocrits
Matt | March 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm
She looks like any other 40 year old American woman.
Ok, minus the jowls and hotwaterbottle boobs and belly and flat spread ass with saddlebag thighs. And cankles.
Otherwise, same-old same-old for sure.
harsh looking | March 31, 2009 at 4:06 pm
GuyHolly – with that long jay leno chin, those prominent marienette lines, and beedy eyes. Give me big beautiful eyes and a pretty smile over this withered hag anyday. she could use an eyelid tuck.
she is as homely as sjp, and has 1/10 of the talent…
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@26 If by talent, you mean boobs. You are right.
NY Ted | March 31, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I don’t think Jen has been fucked in a long time…?
Nothing that a big fat giant penis could not cure however…!
hotels | March 31, 2009 at 4:18 pm
She is beautiful.
penis | March 31, 2009 at 4:21 pm
“with that long jay leno chin, those prominent marienette lines, and beedy eyes. Give me big beautiful eyes and a pretty smile over this withered hag anyday. she could use an eyelid tuck.”
All I heard there was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
She has nice legs, a nice ass, and perpetually hard nipples. Still. I’m giving her a 7-spurt salute (granted, the good ones are the first 3…).
Richard McBeef | March 31, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@26 – she is not the best ever, but come on she is not even close to that fucking horse sjp.
yeah | March 31, 2009 at 4:22 pm
#23′s absolutely right-
But even if it had been her, blowing out her own hair- (which it undoubtedly wasn’t) it has to look the same from one day’s (or scene’s) filming to the next; so extreme care must be taken to style the hair exactly as it had been previously. It’s called continuity. So, regardless of who was doing her hair and makeup; if it wasn’t right, she wouldn’t be sent to that set until it was.
Jen | March 31, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I am so sick of the constant fake news about Jennifer Aniston. I doubt she’s a bitch, nor does she seem desperate. She’s always struck me as the most ‘normal’ celeb out there, who just happens to be the paparazzi’s favourite kibble. Cut her a break. She’s still hotter than 99.9% of the population.
Blue Eyes | March 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Why is everything so negative….just don’t get it. There’s opinions and then there’s just down right mean!!!
Don’t do it right you’re a bitch…..do it to well and you’re a kiss ass. Man what does this world want???
JRZ – How’s it goin?
Jen | March 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
And seriously, did Fish and Todd cut a deal or something? They’ll only suck Angelina’s dick, in exchange for… what, exactly?
Little Timmy | March 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I was walking by her trailer and the wind blew the door open and she only had her top on and she saw me looking and she just smiled and unbuttoned her top so I think she’s really neat and my pants are tight.
kenderkenobi | March 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I don’t know what Brad and Meyer’s problems are. With her money and looks I’d be doing nothing but trying to pro-create with her all day long.
That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.
kenderkenobi | March 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I don’t know what Brad and Meyer’s problems are. With her money and looks I’d be doing nothing but trying to pro-create with her all day long.
That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.
PunkA | March 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I can tell she is a bit sad. Of course, if I found out I just got played by a gay Capt. Stubing on the Queer Love Boat, I’d be a bit upset too. John Mayer is a no-one. He deserves all of our derision. He has no talent, no class and is generally a prick. how he dates the women he has is beyond me. But if you can’t hang with Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston if just proves that you are not into chicks. Mayer loves the cock. He can suck it.
Time flies when you are an old w h o r e don't it? | March 31, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Bah! She is looking old. She is old. 40. Let’s find someone younger and with actual talent to promote. Send this granny to the old folk’s home.
She’s done. In every movie she plays the same character. I don’t get it? Are Americans really that easily amused?
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
It’s goin, Blue Eyes. Hey, I noticed, you’re too serious. Lighten up a little and enjoy the freak show the celebutards put on for us. Seriously. You can make fun without being hateful…….I’m told.
Blue Eyes | March 31, 2009 at 4:41 pm
JRZ – thanks for the advise. I am quite the serious type. I’ll take pointers from you and maybe you can help me get into all this craziness. Glad things are goin, such is life.
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Jrz— Blue Eyes is Ninj. I’d bet my Hollies on it.
bill in brooklyn | March 31, 2009 at 5:10 pm
This is a bunch of madeup sh** designed to rag on Ms. Anison.
First, no movie actress “blowdries” her own hair. They have these people on sets they now call hair stylists.
Second, I hardly call her a bitch because she wants to eat in her trailer for lunch. BFD. 95% of the extras would too if they had their own trailer. Shoots are long and tiring and somehow she’s supposed to eat on paper plates with the crew?
Third, have you ever seen the swarm of paparazzi that follow celebrities? If I was her, I’d have my car pull up INSIDE the restaurant before I got in. Why would she want to walk a block and have a**holes yell questions about Angeline Jolie just so they can try to get a reaction and snap the picture. I’d land a helicopter on the roof if I could.
Give this woman a break for once.
over this squint eyed old maid | March 31, 2009 at 5:28 pm
shes ugly and looks like a man. stop pretending she isn’t people
Pilatunes | March 31, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Quote: That’s the problem with these Hollywood people tho, never see them hooking up with Joe average who could probably bring them more happiness than they’ve ever known from one of their Hollywood drones.
WORD, WORD, WORD and WORD. Look beyond your pool of hollywood flakes and you can easily find someone nice and normal. Instead it’s the same pool of shmucks going round and round. I mean, how many fuckin’ women has Jared Leto dated?
Blue Eyes | March 31, 2009 at 5:31 pm
GuyHolly – What do you mean I’m Ninj? I would at least like to know what it is you are calling me. I really don’t know.
shes had enough of a break | March 31, 2009 at 5:33 pm
44
a break? people spend money on her garbage films and she sits on the beach all day, gets botox, and pays paparazzi to print her better pics with this money. she doesn’t need a break. let me say her face is ugly and she is too old to be a slut.
saw it, called it | March 31, 2009 at 5:34 pm
44 Nice rearrangement of everything 23 said.
effyeray | March 31, 2009 at 5:36 pm
#8 Eric … you are such a homo… does she remind you of some chick you were too much of a faggoty lil bitch to ever ask out that you”ll eternally pine for? And Hahahahaha.”…better at 40 than most girls at 20″… what a laughable load of crap. This tired fugly bitch needs to take some acting classes and date some poor dickwad who literally has no better options