Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Salon Didn’t Have Ice Cream and Other News

November 23rd, 2011 // 26 Comments

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- Jimmy Fallon is a talentless pussy. That’s literally the nicest thing I could think to say about this. [IDLYITW] [Ed. Note: And of course this horseshit happened because Michelle Bachmann’s a crazy goddamn nutbag whose mere presence as an actual presidential candidate is almost as bad for America as the existence of the Kardashians. Almost. – SW]

- Hugh Grant is still upset that everyone knows he got a hand-job from a tranny. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Scherzinger‘s bare ass is also in Diddy‘s new coffee table book. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Angelina Jolie lured Brad Pitt with intravenous drug use is how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Jane Clement and Emily Scott shower in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- AnnaLynne McCord apparently rides a horse to work. [Popoholic]

- Snooki is celebrating contributing to the slow reversal of mankind’s evolution for 24 years. [TooFab]

- So I’m guessing her gift to herself is a bunch of random dick. [Celebslam]

- Community is not funny too smart for the average viewer. [Huffington Post]

- Mel Gibson‘s brief foray into the vodka business quickly crushed by Jew-run media. [TMZ]

- “Man, I love those stretchy pants. I don’t know what they made of,” a wise man once said. [theCHIVE]

- ChitChatter: Peter Thomas Of RHOA Talkin’ Yang And Throwing All Kinds Of Shade At The Other Ladies On The Show (Actual headline.) [Bossip]

- Jason Bateman is making up for what he missed out on in The Change Up. [Just Jared]

- Cedric The Entertainer is directing a movie about a dancing martial artist. You’ll never guess the title. [Starpulse]

- Kellen Lutz as Connor(harf) and Ashley Greene as Brooklyn(blagh) combine to form a shittier movie than Twilight. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Gemma Merna [Heavy]

- 25 Women Who Could Be The Next Kim Kardashian: Only if they play their amateur golden shower porn cards right. [Bleacher Report]

- This has to be causing more deaths than texting while driving. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Angry
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    his tip was a titty flash apparently.

  2. EricLr

    That’s her “I’m pretending to not secretly be thrilled that anyone still bothers to take my photo–now let me pretend to be all angry about it, lest anyone notice I haven’t been relevant in years” look.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Angry
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck? Seriously! If I were driving a $250,000 Bentley I don’t think I would have a sour look on my face.

  4. dani

    The Community Easter Egg is genius. Brb, sobbing.

  5. Alex

    I work in the movie industry, umm, the high dramatic part of it. What annoys me the most is that Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t keep herself in shape. All an actor has to basically do is work on character development a few hours a day and then hit the gym. It’s not rocket science and/or digging ditches. Ms. Hewitt has a wide ass that I could never fuck doggy style.

    If she can’t even do what’s required as an actor than I can only imagine what else she does not have in control of her life.

    Look, she has a perfect face and tits I would titty fuck and then pick my large mouth watering dick up have her suck the cream filling out. Would I spend the rest of my life with her, probably not.

    On the subject of Jamie Kennedy dumping her. Well, men can be just as stupid as women. Jamie Kennedy is not exactly Jason Mamoa. The next chick he’s dating is a dumb stripper or a bear shaped bitch from Walmart. lol

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is around the same age as Charlize Theron and the new Lois Lane who’s name slips my mind at the moment. Yet, those actors have several Oscar nominations for playing characters who are nothing like themselves and stretching themselves as actors. Jennifer Love Hewitt only has about five more years left before she is completely irrelevant to the world. Unless she starts taking her job as an actor more seriously.

    Oh, and I’m not saying I would kick her out of bed. I would let her suck my dick any day of the week.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Her face is plain. There are so many actual beauties out there, it boggles the mind when people say HER face is perfect! Big long nose, too pointy chin, stained teeth, yeah perfect.

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      • EmmaWatson's Vagina

        I don’t think this person is serious. nor has anything to really do with entertainment, at least not dealing with actors.It takes a little more than character development and going to the gym to be an actor. what she is doing is purposely going to pot to get attention. then zoom back ina good body. if she were really this way she would be out of the industry so fast you wouldn’t know it.
        right now she isn’t that bad. she has definitely seen better days. Would i marry her? I don’t know as i do not know her real personality. Date her or fuck her ?yes. and i would do her doggie style.

    • guest

      I agree with most of the comments but I would love to do her doggie style because she is known to be agreeable to anal. Her best position would be those short legs over the shoulders so I could keep my hands on arguably the best real breasts in Hollywood.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Angry
    Commented on this photo:

    She could be my Cinderella, I would be her Prince Charming and we would live happily ever after.

  7. BanditBaby

    Jennifer: Stay single, take some Karma Sutra/ Hot Yoga classes and be constantly photographed doing “mouth stuff” in public this summer(ice cream, lollipops, ect.), get with richer older men, make them spend THEIR money and Ka-pow!! Instant happiness.

  8. centaur

    So the reason she gets dumped all the time is because she is a high maintenance person? Expects lots of expensive presents, a big mansion, luxury everywhere? Or why cant she keep a man? She does not look bad, it must be the attitude.

  9. Gunner

    I worked at a tattoo & piercing shop several years ago, and I have three rings I know she’ll like.

  10. AmyLan

    I dont know why everyones complaining about her body.. I think she looks good curvy… but thinking about her ellen interview where she talked about how she has her engagement ring picked out already, just in case.. Well, she needs to relax a bit. But shes hot!

  11. Frank "Turkey Leg" Burns

    Thanks, Jen, for letting me know how you’d look during angry sex, that about completes my fantasy collection. Boing!

  12. Terry

    I bet she’s a bitch to be around. She looks devious as hell.

  13. Stuart Taylor

    Please don’t use the word “Tranny”, SW – it’s a horrible and offensive word for trans people.

    • Suds

      Oh, but calling a woman a ‘goddamn crazy nutbag’ just because she has an R after her name is just fine, right?

    • Ina Garten's Panty Shield

      Chopping your nuts off to feed your mental illness that you are actually a woman is horrible and offensive too.

  14. forrest gump

    ………..but there are more way’s to become a FAT woman.

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