Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Salon Didn’t Have Ice Cream and Other News

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- Jimmy Fallon is a talentless pussy. That’s literally the nicest thing I could think to say about this. [IDLYITW] [Ed. Note: And of course this horseshit happened because Michelle Bachmann’s a crazy goddamn nutbag whose mere presence as an actual presidential candidate is almost as bad for America as the existence of the Kardashians. Almost. – SW]

- Hugh Grant is still upset that everyone knows he got a hand-job from a tranny. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Scherzinger’s bare ass is also in Diddy’s new coffee table book. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Angelina Jolie lured Brad Pitt with intravenous drug use is how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Jane Clement and Emily Scott shower in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- AnnaLynne McCord apparently rides a horse to work. [Popoholic]

- Snooki is celebrating contributing to the slow reversal of mankind’s evolution for 24 years. [TooFab]

- So I’m guessing her gift to herself is a bunch of random dick. [Celebslam]

- Community is not funny too smart for the average viewer. [Huffington Post]

- Mel Gibson’s brief foray into the vodka business quickly crushed by Jew-run media. [TMZ]

- “Man, I love those stretchy pants. I don’t know what they made of,” a wise man once said. [theCHIVE]

- ChitChatter: Peter Thomas Of RHOA Talkin’ Yang And Throwing All Kinds Of Shade At The Other Ladies On The Show (Actual headline.) [Bossip]

- Jason Bateman is making up for what he missed out on in The Change Up. [Just Jared]

- Cedric The Entertainer is directing a movie about a dancing martial artist. You’ll never guess the title. [Starpulse]

- Kellen Lutz as Connor(harf) and Ashley Greene as Brooklyn(blagh) combine to form a shittier movie than Twilight. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Gemma Merna [Heavy]

- 25 Women Who Could Be The Next Kim Kardashian: Only if they play their amateur golden shower porn cards right. [Bleacher Report]

- This has to be causing more deaths than texting while driving. [BuzzFeed]

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