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I can just see her coming home from this show, and screaming at her assistants “Get it off, get it off, get it off!”.
As they cut her out with scissors, all you hear is a muffled whoopie cushion sound as the rolls starting busting up, like one of those Pillsbury biscuit rolls you pop over a counter.
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the reason why i love coming to this website is because of the funny comments. but this comment, i think, has made me laugh the hardest.
i could visualize it so perfectly!
She looks pretty good. Except for the cankles. First?
They use that same zipper to hold the wings on jumbo jets.
It’s made from carbon nanorods.
She didn’t eat or drink for the previous 48 hours, and she spent the entire day of the event sitting in a broiling hot sauna taking laxatives.
Because I don’t think there’s any other way she got that zipper zipped.
Looks damned good.
Agreed. She looks great!
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I would unzip that dress and bang the hell out of that body.
I would hammer out the dents on that body from the inside.
Lovely girl, but for the cankles and mile-wide ass.
I know what you did last summer……and it didn’t look this good.
She looks good from the waist up but looking from the front her hips look pretty expansive. Not that that would discourage me. But let’s just say she’s no Amber Heard.
Expansive. Right, because no straight man likes ass. Nuh-uh.
Okay, the horse face look just ruined it for me.
I guess Party of Five refers to her entire wardrobe…5 fat chick dresses that she rotates through.
She knows that we all know she bought a bunch of these dresses because they make her look less fat right?
Actually what “we all know” is that kid-touchers and closet queers have an obsession with bashing women that aren’t built like Justin Bieber.
A graduate of the Kristen Stewart School of Vacant Facial Posturing.
“snort… durr!”
I’m spanking it to her spanx right now.
It’s so hot.
works for me
The zipper’s for show… an illusion, if you will. Around back is where the fastening mechanism does its magic. Imagine the machine works of a bucket wheel excavator, if you will…
She still looks good to me… I’d bang her silly!
So there’s a death watch for Chaz for 2015? Aren’t these soothsayers worried they might go before him. That’s a pretty long time and anything can happen. I want to make my own prediction and say Scar Jo will have a really good bra in the next red carpet event. Now you decide who’s a better forecaster?
What i’d give to unzipper that zipper
you’d probably give an eye, since the instant you release the pressure on that zipper, it’s blowing apart in a hail of metal bits.
Eff you question mark.
Well she looks WAY better than Christina Aguilera despite being the same size. That’s what matters.
man, i ALWAYS knew she was freaky looking…her neck is so fucking long and it’s as wide as her head. she looks like a snake. a snake that lives with alice in wonderland. fucking flashbacks.
You look great Jennifer!!
absolutely! she looks fantastic. for those who criticize, you only wish you could be with someone who looks this great.
I like her look, I think she’s increadably beautiful and actually a real person…Real as in all her own body parts no filler added (yet)
Incredibly beautiful?! Her?!
That phrase has now been ruined by incorrect use, just like “I love you” and “my journey”.
I love how she has evolved from a screamer to a moaner
Guinness Book 2011:
World’s Strongest Zipper.
Id hit it
She still has a fantastic body.
At this very moment, there is an entire fleet of alternative fuel vehicles criss-crossing the nation on the fat sucked out of her by liposuction.
Those insulting her are clearly teens living at home. She looks smoking hot. I’m loving the front zipup too. Would be a ton of fun!
I was more gonna say that those insulting her are clearly past 30 ugly fat moms. She’s smoking hot…but it was about time she laid off the cookies.
Don’t forget the closet pedos. There are a lot of dudes who can’t get the real thing due to legal reasons so they settle for women that resemble 9 year old boys. What they call “fat” are those curves that ruin their fantasy.
while she does look a million times better in that style dress than anything else, she’s working it a little too often in a row.. anyone else seen The Fool Who Ripped His Pants..?
“I know I can’t understand it either, I was fat just last week.”
B-B-B-Bangin’!
She has a receding hairline.
Its the fat pulling her skin taught.
25 comments and nobody pointed out this?
- Kids Whose Parents Are Still Dong A Way Better Job Than Courtney Stodden’s [theCHIVE]
Dong. Teeheehee.
id bust
this is sad that ppl cae more about some celeberity than whats actually goin on in the world
*care
*celebrity
*people
*what’s
*going
She’s so cute but this dress is hideous!
I’ve always thought she was beautiful even when she was “chubby”. I’m sure ALL of you people judging her harshly are absolutely stunningly sexy. *rolls eyes*
I don’t care what anyone says. Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot and I’ still bang the Hell out of her.