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Deacon Jones | November 4, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I can just see her coming home from this show, and screaming at her assistants “Get it off, get it off, get it off!”.
As they cut her out with scissors, all you hear is a muffled whoopie cushion sound as the rolls starting busting up, like one of those Pillsbury biscuit rolls you pop over a counter.
DKNY | November 4, 2011 at 1:26 pm
+1
Joeyca211 | November 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
- 2
alexxx | November 4, 2011 at 11:19 pm
the reason why i love coming to this website is because of the funny comments. but this comment, i think, has made me laugh the hardest.
i could visualize it so perfectly!
Richard McBeef | November 4, 2011 at 12:14 pm
They use that same zipper to hold the wings on jumbo jets.
cc | November 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm
It’s made from carbon nanorods.
Cock Dr | November 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm
She didn’t eat or drink for the previous 48 hours, and she spent the entire day of the event sitting in a broiling hot sauna taking laxatives.
Because I don’t think there’s any other way she got that zipper zipped.
Looks damned good.
Dan | November 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Agreed. She looks great!
Boom Chicka Wow Wow | November 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I would unzip that dress and bang the hell out of that body.
Richard McBeef | November 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I would hammer out the dents on that body from the inside.
cc | November 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm
She looks good from the waist up but looking from the front her hips look pretty expansive. Not that that would discourage me. But let’s just say she’s no Amber Heard.
Joeyca211 | November 4, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Expansive. Right, because no straight man likes ass. Nuh-uh.
Monkey | November 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I’m spanking it to her spanx right now.
It’s so hot.
ME | November 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm
works for me
Iveski | November 4, 2011 at 1:27 pm
The zipper’s for show… an illusion, if you will. Around back is where the fastening mechanism does its magic. Imagine the machine works of a bucket wheel excavator, if you will…
TumTum | November 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm
She still looks good to me… I’d bang her silly!
Made from the roughest stuff on earth | November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm
So there’s a death watch for Chaz for 2015? Aren’t these soothsayers worried they might go before him. That’s a pretty long time and anything can happen. I want to make my own prediction and say Scar Jo will have a really good bra in the next red carpet event. Now you decide who’s a better forecaster?
ace11 | November 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm
What i’d give to unzipper that zipper
Schmidtler | November 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm
you’d probably give an eye, since the instant you release the pressure on that zipper, it’s blowing apart in a hail of metal bits.
Made from the roughest stuff on earth | November 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Eff you question mark.
melissa | November 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Well she looks WAY better than Christina Aguilera despite being the same size. That’s what matters.
Pishabh Badmaash | November 4, 2011 at 3:33 pm
I love how she has evolved from a screamer to a moaner
Dreg | November 4, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Guinness Book 2011:
World’s Strongest Zipper.
Venom | November 4, 2011 at 4:25 pm
She still has a fantastic body.
dudeatdudedotdude | November 4, 2011 at 7:47 pm
while she does look a million times better in that style dress than anything else, she’s working it a little too often in a row.. anyone else seen The Fool Who Ripped His Pants..?
Amielia | November 6, 2011 at 4:55 am
25 comments and nobody pointed out this?
- Kids Whose Parents Are Still Dong A Way Better Job Than Courtney Stodden’s [theCHIVE]
Dong. Teeheehee.
Richard | February 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I don’t care what anyone says. Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot and I’ still bang the Hell out of her.