Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

November 15th, 2011 // 101 Comments
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Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating how desperate unmarried, 32-year-old women obsessed with Twilight can be.

JENNIFER: Oh, hi, Kristen! I love you in the movie. Marijuana?
KRISTEN: Whatever… *inhales*
JENNIFER: Now it’s just you and me, Robert. *whispers* I want your Mormon vampire baby in me…
ROBERT: Kriiissstennnnn!
KRISTEN: Eh.

It’s almost too easy…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She must be looking better… the pigs in the back are starting to hate her again. Or perhaps they just want her to get out of the way so they can get autographs from No Shower Vampire, Mopey Vampire, and Gay Vampire.

    • chris

      It must be so nice to be so full of hate, you do not know anything about me or about that night. You are a stupid idiot hiding behind your computer. Get a life, no one cares what you think.

  2. Kendall Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    NauNau
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    all I can think is ‘how many slave monkeys took to do that to her hair??”

  3. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Mike Walker
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    Bababooey! Bababooey!

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    skunk
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    Party of FUCK ME!

  5. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Silly Cleavage
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    she still hasn’t mastered the art of face posing. that topic is explored in ‘being a celebrity 101′.

  6. Like a ripe mango, she’s at the peak of her sweetness

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    …And the crowd goes WILD! Because Pepsi just sent out a text message coupon for a free 2 liter…nobody appears to give a shit that JLH is there.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Getting Pudgy
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    See the lower part of this picture somewhere. She’s got serious cankles.

    • Arzach

      You’re missing the point here, she has a pretty face and ginormous nice tits, perfect for a blow job. See what I did here? Life gave me lemons… or melons in this case…

  9. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Arzach
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    She’s looking good! Nice curves!

  10. Dania Ramirez Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Arzach
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    This girl is smoking hot it’s a shame they didn’t make a full body picture of her

  11. Kendall Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Arzach
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    The girl is skinny yes but also is really tall, even her sasquash sister Khloe looks like a midget beside her.

  12. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Arzach
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    Really nice legs, I want to have them around my neck

  13. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Jackie
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    It’s always a challenge to determine which one of these two is Weekend-at-Bernie’s-ing the other down the carpet.

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    tlmck
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    Still hot from the waist up.

  15. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Stacy
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    This dude is SO fuckin’ ugly. In shape, still looks like a dog.

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    lara
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    Nurse, I’m ready for the mamo.

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    Biff
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    Fugly.

  18. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Donald Trump
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    I would drink his baby batter from a champagne flute!

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    moopy
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    someone clipped their bangs in wrong this mornin’

  20. Kylie Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the black(listed) carpet fella.

  21. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    AnnaDraconida
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    Llamaface!

  22. Ashley Greene Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s be something else to see Greene in a resturant having a meal with Reese Witherspoon. Neither would need to employ the services of a knife – one could cut her food with her chin, the other with her nose. A physical visual riot of a scene.

  23. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    There’s always toned/semi-toned people in the background thinking “how the hell did this slug get to be so famous?”.

  24. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    Spanx Explains it All!

  25. Dania Ramirez Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Joe Blow
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    She looks like Jennifer Lopez’s restarted sibling. You kinda want to plow her, but decide not to because you can’t justify taking advantage of someone with Down syndrome.

  26. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Joe Blow
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    Used up old hag….

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    baccusvd
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    Shes still so fucking choice. I would give her any of her pre-paid engagement rings anyday of the week and make sweet sweet love to her multiple times daily forever. The big ass is a plus, and that smile holy shit. The fact she is single is proof 99% of dudes are gay in Holywood.

  28. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    yum
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    K: Let’s skip the red carpet and you can munch on my carpet instead.

  29. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.

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