Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating how desperate unmarried, 32-year-old women obsessed with Twilight can be.
JENNIFER: Oh, hi, Kristen! I love you in the movie. Marijuana?
KRISTEN: Whatever… *inhales*
JENNIFER: Now it’s just you and me, Robert. *whispers* I want your Mormon vampire baby in me…
ROBERT: Kriiissstennnnn!
KRISTEN: Eh.
It’s almost too easy…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She must be looking better… the pigs in the back are starting to hate her again. Or perhaps they just want her to get out of the way so they can get autographs from No Shower Vampire, Mopey Vampire, and Gay Vampire.
It must be so nice to be so full of hate, you do not know anything about me or about that night. You are a stupid idiot hiding behind your computer. Get a life, no one cares what you think.
all I can think is ‘how many slave monkeys took to do that to her hair??”
Bababooey! Bababooey!
Party of FUCK ME!
she still hasn’t mastered the art of face posing. that topic is explored in ‘being a celebrity 101′.
Like a ripe mango, she’s at the peak of her sweetness
…And the crowd goes WILD! Because Pepsi just sent out a text message coupon for a free 2 liter…nobody appears to give a shit that JLH is there.
See the lower part of this picture somewhere. She’s got serious cankles.
You’re missing the point here, she has a pretty face and ginormous nice tits, perfect for a blow job. See what I did here? Life gave me lemons… or melons in this case…
She’s looking good! Nice curves!
This girl is smoking hot it’s a shame they didn’t make a full body picture of her
In her thumbnail she resembles JLo, so T can’t add a +1 to any sentiment calling her smoking hot.
(sigh) T = I
The girl is skinny yes but also is really tall, even her sasquash sister Khloe looks like a midget beside her.
Really nice legs, I want to have them around my neck
It’s always a challenge to determine which one of these two is Weekend-at-Bernie’s-ing the other down the carpet.
Still hot from the waist up.
This dude is SO fuckin’ ugly. In shape, still looks like a dog.
Nurse, I’m ready for the mamo.
Fugly.
I would drink his baby batter from a champagne flute!
someone clipped their bangs in wrong this mornin’
this is the black(listed) carpet fella.
Llamaface!
It’s be something else to see Greene in a resturant having a meal with Reese Witherspoon. Neither would need to employ the services of a knife – one could cut her food with her chin, the other with her nose. A physical visual riot of a scene.
There’s always toned/semi-toned people in the background thinking “how the hell did this slug get to be so famous?”.
Spanx Explains it All!
She looks like Jennifer Lopez’s restarted sibling. You kinda want to plow her, but decide not to because you can’t justify taking advantage of someone with Down syndrome.
Used up old hag….
Shes still so fucking choice. I would give her any of her pre-paid engagement rings anyday of the week and make sweet sweet love to her multiple times daily forever. The big ass is a plus, and that smile holy shit. The fact she is single is proof 99% of dudes are gay in Holywood.
K: Let’s skip the red carpet and you can munch on my carpet instead.
I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.