Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating how desperate unmarried, 32-year-old women obsessed with Twilight can be.
JENNIFER: Oh, hi, Kristen! I love you in the movie. Marijuana?
KRISTEN: Whatever… *inhales*
JENNIFER: Now it’s just you and me, Robert. *whispers* I want your Mormon vampire baby in me…
ROBERT: Kriiissstennnnn!
KRISTEN: Eh.
It’s almost too easy…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
“Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again”
…and then the camera panned down.
I would wreck this girl.
Thanks, Jen!
These two need to experience UV rays.
OK, I realize that we all go back and forth on JLH and how she looks. I am taking a stand. Whether she’s in sweats with no make up, or in an elastic dress pushing her rack up, I would do her. With a vengeance.
It had to be said.
….I don’t give a Twilight Saga Fuck about what anyone has to say— Jennifer Love Hewitt is cuntalicious.
And as for the 3 rings thing.
I would take all three–straight to the pawn shop– but only after the boning and the deniability of any such boning was indeed already boned….Artofwar
Fuck yes! JLH is a doll! A sexy doll! ;)
Her hair and makeup look great. She is a very pretty woman. As long as she keeps her legs covered, I am fine with her. :)
Jeez, for a second I thought you were Randal in disguise. Speaking sweetly about someone who is obviously a piece of shit should henceforth be referred to as “Randalizing.” Or not.
i guess they let anyone into this thing.
Nothing wrong with the close up of the tits, but zoom out a little bit so I can check out the ass and legs. I would bang her crazy ass.
That’s because you’re a woman. Most guys here would prefer her legs uncovered. And apart. And right beneath them.
(That was to Clarence.)
Also…I don’t get the Mormon reference Fish is making.
twilight books fill your subconscious mind with mormon propaganda. that’s why all the characters in the movies wear those weird mormon undies.
The author of Twilight is a Mormon.
Thanks. I did not know this.
She has the strangest skin color. It’s almost as if she has no blood.
Her skin is flawless. It’s called normal anglo skin that has not been damaged by UV rays or slathered in orange spray tan.
You’ve been looking at spray tanned Hollywood types so long that you are confused when presented with an undyed Caucasian.
its like my skin!! my boyfriend calls me 2%, i tell him i’d damn well rather look like this than a chewed up rawhide toy by age 27!
That guy’s face is so busted looking.
But put in some colored contacts, cake on pale matte powder and some glitter, and suddenly young woman all over the world think he’s a sex symbol. Weird.
Finally someone worth looking at.
Alien head
They are the ugliest couple ever. I don’t get Twilight.
Legs for miles.
She must have made a deal with the devil…and ceased consumption of all solid foods.
The anorexia convention sent a rep.
The size of her sister’s ass makes her scared to eat.
I would boldly go where Carson Daly has never went before.
Augh! Who let that walk the red carpet?
Don’t shake that thang too hard at the cameras…it might come flying out.
isnt it amazing what you can do with a little duct tape and the right angles!
Before she got dressed she sharpened her face on a whetstone.
That backside is starting to do an impression of JLo.
Meh. Never thought she was anything special. Weird face, terrible legs, decent boobs.
Said the jealous butch girl.
Have you seen her nose?
I’d cup a breast in two hands, give it a good squeeze, and then lash her nipple until her panties needed wringing out.
At least she didn’t wear sneakers.
There it is! Waited all day to see it~ thanks feesh!! :-D
I live in a bizarro universe, one in which Ms Love Hewitt looks far better and sexier than the movie’s (much younger) leading lady.
Although I should give kudos to Kristen for at least putting on a pair of heels.
Agreed, but:
Ashley Greene > Jennifer Love Hewitt >> Kristen Stewart
Why can’t this has-been just let go? No one gives a shit about her. She used to be “America’s Sweetheart”, but that was more than 10 years and 20lbs ago. So not interested.
I wouldn’t even bang this chick with Fish’s cock.
why….?
who farted??
see how greasy my hair looks? yeah… i dont wash it on purpose
unfortunately, salem couldnt make it. but sabrina’s here! remember? the teenage witch? eh? eh? anyone?
K: but why is she here…?? hum!
R: for the last time i didnt invite jennifer love h! i dont even talk to her! leave me alone!
hello, there. why yes, my head is huge and my suit takes AAA batteries
That is some serious backfat trying to escape under her arm. Aside from that she looks great.
batwing
you cant see them, but there are invisible strings and hooks helping me gesture this smile.
This is what it looks like when you try to pour d-cups into a b-cup bustier. They try to escape under your arms.
Nice purse, asshat.
Bat-shit crazy, momentarily hot and swelling up like a deer-tick. I guess every generation needs its own Kirstie Alley.
Jesus H Christ! They both look like complete retards!
I bet she has a dick man
Tyler Perry should have given that part to Love while she looks good at least she can act! Perry now has to re-shoot the scenes and wait for Kim K to take acting lessons because he saw the dailies and died. Will have to loop Kim K”s voice too. At least Love is a real actress with SAG.
Two SAGS…a left one and a right one.
I love this woman.
She looks like a decontaminated Kesha.
Mouth breather!
it somehow reminds me of the winner taco bear.
they are both obviously high.
wait, so it was not a movie about blood-sucking vampires.. it seems they had been sucking fat out of her legs.