Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

November 15th, 2011 // 101 Comments
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Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating how desperate unmarried, 32-year-old women obsessed with Twilight can be.

JENNIFER: Oh, hi, Kristen! I love you in the movie. Marijuana?
KRISTEN: Whatever… *inhales*
JENNIFER: Now it’s just you and me, Robert. *whispers* I want your Mormon vampire baby in me…
ROBERT: Kriiissstennnnn!
KRISTEN: Eh.

It’s almost too easy…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. “Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again”
    …and then the camera panned down.

  2. Uncle Phil

    I would wreck this girl.

  3. Frank Burns

    Thanks, Jen!

  4. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    These two need to experience UV rays.

  5. it had to be said

    OK, I realize that we all go back and forth on JLH and how she looks. I am taking a stand. Whether she’s in sweats with no make up, or in an elastic dress pushing her rack up, I would do her. With a vengeance.

    • Sheppy

      It had to be said.

      • Artofwar

        ….I don’t give a Twilight Saga Fuck about what anyone has to say— Jennifer Love Hewitt is cuntalicious.

        And as for the 3 rings thing.

        I would take all three–straight to the pawn shop– but only after the boning and the deniability of any such boning was indeed already boned….Artofwar

      • TumTum

        Fuck yes! JLH is a doll! A sexy doll! ;)

  6. Clarence Beeks

    Her hair and makeup look great. She is a very pretty woman. As long as she keeps her legs covered, I am fine with her. :)

    • Jeez, for a second I thought you were Randal in disguise. Speaking sweetly about someone who is obviously a piece of shit should henceforth be referred to as “Randalizing.” Or not.

  7. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    mrsmass
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    i guess they let anyone into this thing.

  8. Nothing wrong with the close up of the tits, but zoom out a little bit so I can check out the ass and legs. I would bang her crazy ass.

  9. TomFrank

    That’s because you’re a woman. Most guys here would prefer her legs uncovered. And apart. And right beneath them.

  10. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    LegMan
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    She has the strangest skin color. It’s almost as if she has no blood.

  11. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy’s face is so busted looking.
    But put in some colored contacts, cake on pale matte powder and some glitter, and suddenly young woman all over the world think he’s a sex symbol. Weird.

  12. Ashley Tisdale Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    LegMan
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    Finally someone worth looking at.

  13. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Alien head

  14. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    VampiresAreFugly
    Commented on this photo:

    They are the ugliest couple ever. I don’t get Twilight.

  15. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    jealous
    Commented on this photo:

    Legs for miles.

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have made a deal with the devil…and ceased consumption of all solid foods.

  17. Kendall Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
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    The anorexia convention sent a rep.

  18. I would boldly go where Carson Daly has never went before.

  19. Kylie Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
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    Augh! Who let that walk the red carpet?

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t shake that thang too hard at the cameras…it might come flying out.

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    isnt it amazing what you can do with a little duct tape and the right angles!

  22. Ashley Greene Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
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    Before she got dressed she sharpened her face on a whetstone.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    LJ
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    That backside is starting to do an impression of JLo.

  24. The Man

    Meh. Never thought she was anything special. Weird face, terrible legs, decent boobs.

  25. cc

    I’d cup a breast in two hands, give it a good squeeze, and then lash her nipple until her panties needed wringing out.

  26. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Cock Dr
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    At least she didn’t wear sneakers.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    There it is! Waited all day to see it~ thanks feesh!! :-D

  28. Cock Dr

    I live in a bizarro universe, one in which Ms Love Hewitt looks far better and sexier than the movie’s (much younger) leading lady.
    Although I should give kudos to Kristen for at least putting on a pair of heels.

  29. Donald Trump

    Why can’t this has-been just let go? No one gives a shit about her. She used to be “America’s Sweetheart”, but that was more than 10 years and 20lbs ago. So not interested.

  30. Donald Trump

    I wouldn’t even bang this chick with Fish’s cock.

  31. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    henny
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    why….?

  32. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
    Commented on this photo:

    who farted??

  33. Robert Pattinson Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
    Commented on this photo:

    see how greasy my hair looks? yeah… i dont wash it on purpose

  34. Melissa Joan Hart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
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    unfortunately, salem couldnt make it. but sabrina’s here! remember? the teenage witch? eh? eh? anyone?

  35. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
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    K: but why is she here…?? hum!
    R: for the last time i didnt invite jennifer love h! i dont even talk to her! leave me alone!

  36. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
    Commented on this photo:

    hello, there. why yes, my head is huge and my suit takes AAA batteries

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    cp3
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    That is some serious backfat trying to escape under her arm. Aside from that she looks great.

  38. Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    gerardo
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    you cant see them, but there are invisible strings and hooks helping me gesture this smile.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what it looks like when you try to pour d-cups into a b-cup bustier. They try to escape under your arms.

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    cp3
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    Nice purse, asshat.

  41. Bat-shit crazy, momentarily hot and swelling up like a deer-tick. I guess every generation needs its own Kirstie Alley.

  42. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Donald Trump
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    Jesus H Christ! They both look like complete retards!

  43. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Donald Trump
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    I bet she has a dick man

  44. Love looks lovely

    Tyler Perry should have given that part to Love while she looks good at least she can act! Perry now has to re-shoot the scenes and wait for Kim K to take acting lessons because he saw the dailies and died. Will have to loop Kim K”s voice too. At least Love is a real actress with SAG.

  45. Venom

    I love this woman.

  46. Ashley Tisdale Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    She looks like a decontaminated Kesha.

  47. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Damien Karras
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    Mouth breather!

  48. Taylor Lautner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    NauNau
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    it somehow reminds me of the winner taco bear.

  49. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    NauNau
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    they are both obviously high.

  50. Kendall Jenner Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    NauNau
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    wait, so it was not a movie about blood-sucking vampires.. it seems they had been sucking fat out of her legs.

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