Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating how desperate unmarried, 32-year-old women obsessed with Twilight can be.
JENNIFER: Oh, hi, Kristen! I love you in the movie. Marijuana?
KRISTEN: Whatever… *inhales*
JENNIFER: Now it’s just you and me, Robert. *whispers* I want your Mormon vampire baby in me…
It’s almost too easy…
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