Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged Now, Too

The Superficial / June 5, 2013

Apparently this announcement was a two-parter because now Us Weekly is reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay are engaged which is kind of the whole point of using your vagina as a bear trap. Not to mention, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a problem landing an engagement, it’s the everything between that decision and the wedding where she does whatever crazy shit she does to make a man abandon huge awesome breasts. In the meantime, somewhere Kim Kardashian is showing Kanye the new issue of Us as he slowly moves the mouse to the Close button on their Skype window. He hears Sweden is nice this time of year.

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